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"What songs make you laugh?"
I heard this song for the first time this weekend and I thought it was hilarious. Is there a video for it?

What songs make you laugh? I could use some laughter in my life so share your favorite funny song with me.

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
by Joe Nichols

She said I’m going out with my girlfriends
Margaritas at the holiday inn
Oh have mercy my only thought
Was tequila makes her clothes fall off
I told her put an extra layer on
I know what happens when she drinks Patron
Her closets missing half the things she bought
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

Them panty hose aint gonna last too long
If the dj puts bon jovi on
She might come home in a table cloth
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch
A bridal shower with Bacardi punch
Jello shooters full of Smirnoff
But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes
Lose an earring in her drink
Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall
Drop a contact down the sink

She don’t mean nothing
She's just havin fun
Tomorrow she say oh what have I done
friends will joke about the stuff she lost
Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off



Rumor has it this song was written about Breezy. Or was that Buggy?

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: What songs make you laugh? zombiebaby 10-03-05 1
   RE: What songs make you laugh? zipperhead 10-03-05 3
   Good one... northernlights 10-03-05 4
 LMAO Breezy 10-03-05 2
   I thought of you immediately! northernlights 10-03-05 7
       RE: I thought of you immediately! Breezy 10-03-05 9
           RE: I thought of you immediately! arkiegrl 10-03-05 17
 RE: What songs make you laugh? Coconut 10-03-05 5
   Funny... northernlights 10-03-05 6
       RE: Funny... Coconut 10-03-05 8
           Wanna come over for supper? northernlights 10-03-05 10
 Guess Renee' decided not so much nailbone 10-03-05 11
   RE: Guess Renee' decided not so muc... StarryLuna 10-03-05 14
 RE: What songs make you laugh? dabo 10-03-05 12
   Sadly... northernlights 10-03-05 13
   RE: What songs make you laugh? J Slice 10-03-05 22
 RE: What songs make you laugh? dabo 10-03-05 15
   RE: What songs make you laugh? flipxcyd 10-04-05 25
 RE: What songs make you laugh? SherpaDave 10-03-05 16
   *giggle* northernlights 10-04-05 28
       RE: *giggle* SherpaDave 10-04-05 31
           RE: *giggle* northernlights 10-04-05 34
 Ding a Ling adricharlie 10-03-05 18
   Talk about a blast from the past! northernlights 10-04-05 29
 RE: What songs make you laugh? bondt007 10-03-05 19
   I like it! northernlights 10-04-05 30
 RE: What songs make you laugh? J Slice 10-03-05 20
   RE: What songs make you laugh? dabo 10-04-05 27
       RE: What songs make you laugh? J Slice 10-04-05 38
 Cheeseburger J I M B O 10-03-05 21
   RE: Cheeseburger pythonfan 10-03-05 23
   RE: Cheeseburger Cyndimaus 10-04-05 36
 I'm listening to a song that makes ... pythonfan 10-03-05 24
 RE: What songs make you laugh? flipxcyd 10-04-05 26
 RE: What songs make you laugh? FishWoman 10-04-05 32
   Haven't you... northernlights 10-04-05 33
       RE: Haven't you... FishWoman 10-04-05 35
 RE: What songs make you laugh? Cyndimaus 10-04-05 37

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1. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
Well I just love "Dancing Fool" by Frank Zappa!


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3. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
Okay - as long as we're going to include Zappa lyrics, how about the entire Sheik Yerbouti album?

PG-13 rules prevent me from posting my favorites


cornhole!

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4. "Good one..."
Now I can't get that song out of my head!


*sings* One of my legs is shorter than the other 'n both my feet's too long.

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2. "LMAO"
Mom and I watched CMT all weekend long hoping to see this video. I don't think they've released one yet.

*snort* Thank goodness I don't wear contacts anymore. *smirk*


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7. "I thought of you immediately!"
I was busy making dill carrots all morning listening to the CMT channel on the dish. To occupy my mind, for each song I would pick one person who could call it their song. Funny how your name popped into my head for this one.

As for your contacts, I wouldn't wear them either after dropping them down the sink.


You're in good company thought because mr lights thought it should be my theme song.

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9. "RE: I thought of you immediately!"
LOL I do the same thing. Gretchen's All Jacked Up makes me think of Arkie every single time.

*smooch* I love being in good company.
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17. "RE: I thought of you immediately!"
I had never heard that song before, so I checked it out just now. I guess it fits me.
*smooch*

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5. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
"You Light Up My Life"


Nutzy loves me

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6. "Funny..."
...it has the opposite effect on me.

*whack*


Your answer? Made me laugh out loud!

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8. "RE: Funny..."
It's so sad when pyromaniacs cry.

How are you? I haven't seen you in ages!


Tribephyl is a sicko.. and I love it!

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10. "Wanna come over for supper?"
I'm making perogies. But you have to BYOFE.

I've been in hiding. Sometimes pyromaniacs have to lay low for a while.

How's Mamanut doing? I replied to you in the Thanksgiving thread this morning.


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11. "Guess Renee' decided not so much"
She thinks my tractor's sexy by Kenny Chesney

Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's....

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy



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14. "RE: Guess Renee' decided not so much"
LOL My students sing that song all the time. But they sing it in these super-Southern accents. It always cracks me up.


Luna's Eclipses

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12. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
Sometimes the desperation gets to be too thick:

If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you got no place to go when you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try
Take a chance on me
(That's all I ask of you honey)
Take a chance on me
We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we're together
Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better
'Cause you know I've got
So much that I wanna do, when I dream I'm alone with you
It's magic
You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair
But I think you know
That I can't let go
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie
If you put me to the test, if you let me try
Take a chance on me
(Come on, give me a break will you)
Take a chance on me
Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry, know I'm gonna get you
You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I ain't gonna let you
Let me tell you now
My love is strong enough to last when things are rough
It's magic
You say that I waste my time but I can't get you off my mind
No I can't let go
'Cos I love you so
If you change your mind, I'm the first in line
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around
If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down
If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can't you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me
Gonna do my very best, baby can't you see
Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me
(Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me)
Honey I'm still free
Take a chance on me


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13. "Sadly..."
...this song sounds like it was written by one of my friends.


Definitely way too thick.

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22. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
Dude.

DUDE.

IT'S ABBA! OF COURSE IT'S STUPID! BUT IT'S CATCHY!


I am the dancing queeeen....

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15. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
Currently playing on my radio (and, much as I lvoe Black Eyed Peas, this one always makes me laugh):

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ##### ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that #####?
All that ##### inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that #####?
All that ##### inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

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25. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
Love the crunky beat though. Just don't mouth it while you're at the gym. LOL
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16. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
This song cracks me up every time I hear it. Awwwwwwwwwwww, yeah.
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28. "*giggle*"
I played this one for mr lights last night. He laughed too.

*smooches*


How are things Dave?

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31. "RE: *giggle*"
Yay! Glad you liked it. *smooch*


See Dave write. See Dave edit. See Dave blog. things are pretty good. how's by you?

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34. "RE: *giggle*"
Nothing to see up here folks.


Ehhh. Been better, been worse.

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18. "Ding a Ling"
This song always cracks me up.

My Ding a Ling by Chuck Berry

When I was a little bitty boy
My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She said it was my Ding a ling a ling

Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing
I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling
I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

(I forgot to tell you it's a little jerk, Right there, A little jerk in it, Right there, Can't do without that jerk, Yeah)

When I started Grammar School
I used to stop off in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
I'd take out my ding a ling a ling

Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing
I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

(Here come that jerk again, Mmh, Does something good to ya)

Humpty dumpty on the wall
Humpty had an awful fall
When they went to tell the king
Caught him playing with his ding a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling
Come on now everybody sing
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I wanna play with my ding a ling

(Oh yeah, Got something to it)

I remember the girl next door
We used to play house on the kitchen floor
I'd be king, she'd be queen
Together we'd play with our ding a ling a ling

My ding a ling, Oh my
I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

(Mmh)

When they took me to Sunday School
Tried to teach me the golden rule
But every time the quire would sing
Catch me playing with my ding a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling
I wanna play with my ding a ling
My ding (That's right), my ding a ling
I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

(You know, I didn't hear everybody singing, Everybody joins in on that course)

This here song, it ain't to sad
Cutest little song you ever had
Those of you, who will not sing
You must be playing with your own ding a ling

Oh my ding a ling, my ding a lin (Come on now, Come on now, Everybody sing)
Now my ding a, oh my ding a
I wanna play with my ding a ling

(Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah)

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29. "Talk about a blast from the past!"
Wow! That one brought back memories!


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19. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"

I went last Saturday night to see Sara Evens and Brad Paisley. Brad sang this song, which is funnier live/in person than just reading them...

She says not to buy her flowers
Or big expensive gifts
She says she don't want jewlery
And she doesn't need another dress
If I want to show her how much I adore her
The best way that I've found
Is to make sure when I'm finished
I put that toilet seat down

We've been to counciling
To try and see the ways we could improve
This thing between us
And different ways to show each other "I love you"
Forget about those getaway vacations
To romantic coastal towns
If you want to say "I love you"
Then put that toilet seat down

'Cause in the middle of the night
It's cold and it's dark
And when I hear my name in vain
I know I haven't done my part
She just wants me to support her
And the best way that I've found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
I put that toilet seat down

I know it's kind of funny
You can teach a little puppy
But it's very hard to train a grown man
When I'm all about my buisiness
And the path of least resistance
She's the one that suffers in the end

In the middle of the night
It's cold and it's dark
And when I hear my name in vain
I know I haven't done my part
She just wants me to support her
And the best way that I've found
So with a gentle hand and a loving touch
I put that toilet seat down
Down, down



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30. "I like it!"
Not sure if I'd want to see a video about this song though.


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20. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
Read the lyrics to Physical, by Olivia Newton John


I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like
Making good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothing left to talk about
Unless it's horizontally

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

I've been patient, I've been good
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It's gettin' hard this holdin' back
If you know what I mean

I'm sure you'll understand my point of view
We know each other mentally
You gotta know that you're bringin' out
The animal in me

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk, your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

Let's get animal, animal
I wanna get animal
Let's get into animal
Let me hear your body talk
Let me hear your body talk

Now tell me how it's possible NOT to laugh.


Oh so sanguine since 1984

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27. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
LAST EDITED ON 10-04-05 AT 02:38 AM (EST)

Nawp, laugh every time. The video was even funnier to watch, hard as that may be to believe; Olivia in her legwarmers trying desperately to play the sexsymbol thing is just too damn funny. I always liked Olivia, but about the only thing worse than this one was Xanadu.

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38. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
The video absolutely kills me.

Between the fat guys and the impossible-to-ever-be-sexy Olivia, it's almost impossible for me to view it without falling off a couch from laughing so hard.


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21. "Cheeseburger"

I'm not a fan of Veggie Tales (not anti-VT either)...but I heard a song from the series that just busts me up. It's called "The Cheeseburger Song" I think. Anyone else heard of it?
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23. "RE: Cheeseburger"
You are his cheeseburger his precious cheeseburg....eeerrrrr

Cracks. Me. Up.

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36. "RE: Cheeseburger"
Veggie Tales has a regular feature on all their videos called "Silly Songs with Larry" and they can get pretty silly! They did one about SUVs that was pretty funny. They have a DVD that has the top ten silly songs as voted on by fans.

"Everybody's got a water buffalo,
yours is fast and mine is slow
Where'd they get them, I don't know
But everyone's got a water buffaloooooo!"



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24. "I'm listening to a song that makes me smile..."
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-05 AT 09:14 PM (EST)

I don't know if it makes me laugh though...

but I have to be all mysterious and can't say why.

ETA: It's called "Wall of Bricks"

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26. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
How about the Crazy Frog song?

Axel F - Crazy Frog Lyrics

Whats goin on?
Everybody go crazy

Beh-ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht

Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum ba ba bom bom

Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be barbedarm bedabedabedabeda

Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm

Bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!

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32. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
"If I had a million dollars" by BareNaked Ladies always makes me laugh in a good way.

If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)


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33. "Haven't you..."
...always wanted a monkey?


Mmmm...Kraft Dinner!

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35. "RE: Haven't you..."
Duh! Who doesn't want a monkey!?!


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37. "RE: What songs make you laugh?"
Wierd Al cracks me up. My kids love him. We have a video of a live concert and they love watching it. Way too many funny songs to name. Course, he's trying to be funny. A lot of songs named here weren't trying to be funny but ended up that way.

Wierd Al's music videos are pretty good too. He did one for "Smells Like Nirvana" (spoof of Smells like Teen Spirit) and did pretty good. (the cheerleaders with huge hairy armpits is...well...disgusting but still funny)And we get a kick out his Star Wars themed spoof..."my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader some day later. Now he's just a small fry..."


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