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"What songs make you laugh?"
northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 10:16 AM (EST)
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"What songs make you laugh?" |
I heard this song for the first time this weekend and I thought it was hilarious. Is there a video for it? What songs make you laugh? I could use some laughter in my life so share your favorite funny song with me. Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off by Joe Nichols She said I’m going out with my girlfriends Margaritas at the holiday inn Oh have mercy my only thought Was tequila makes her clothes fall off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patron Her closets missing half the things she bought Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink Them panty hose aint gonna last too long If the dj puts bon jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off She can handle any champagne brunch A bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off She’ll start by kicking out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink She don’t mean nothing She's just havin fun Tomorrow she say oh what have I done friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yea tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off
Rumor has it this song was written about Breezy. Or was that Buggy?
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 12:22 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: I thought of you immediately!" |
LOL I do the same thing. Gretchen's All Jacked Up makes me think of Arkie every single time.
*smooch* I love being in good company.
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 07:50 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: I thought of you immediately!" |
I had never heard that song before, so I checked it out just now. I guess it fits me. *smooch* I got Sliced! blah blah blog.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 12:34 PM (EST)
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11. "Guess Renee' decided not so much" |
She thinks my tractor's sexy by Kenny ChesneyPlowing these fields in the hot summer sun Over by the gate lordy here she comes With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea I make a little room and she climbs on up Open up a throttle and stir a little dust Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy We ride back and forth until we run out of light Take it to the barn put it up for the night Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids One more teeny weeny ride before take her home She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up She thinks my tractor's.... She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy Halloween Headache provided by RollDdice
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 12:36 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: What songs make you laugh?" |
Sometimes the desperation gets to be too thick:If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you got no place to go when you're feeling down If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try Take a chance on me (That's all I ask of you honey) Take a chance on me We can go dancing, we can go walking, as long as we're together Listen to some music, maybe just talking, get to know you better 'Cause you know I've got So much that I wanna do, when I dream I'm alone with you It's magic You want me to leave it there, afraid of a love affair But I think you know That I can't let go If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie If you put me to the test, if you let me try Take a chance on me (Come on, give me a break will you) Take a chance on me Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry, know I'm gonna get you You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I ain't gonna let you Let me tell you now My love is strong enough to last when things are rough It's magic You say that I waste my time but I can't get you off my mind No I can't let go 'Cos I love you so If you change your mind, I'm the first in line Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me If you need me, let me know, gonna be around If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me Gonna do my very best, baby can't you see Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me (Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me) Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me Gonna do my very best, baby can't you see Gotta put me to the test, take a chance on me (Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me) Honey I'm still free Take a chance on me
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 05:38 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: What songs make you laugh?" |
Currently playing on my radio (and, much as I lvoe Black Eyed Peas, this one always makes me laugh):What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ice-ys. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna Karan, they be sharin’ All their money got me wearin’ Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin, They say they love my ##### ‘n, Seven Jeans, True Religion's, I say no, but they keep givin’ So I keep on takin’ And no I ain’t taken We can keep on datin’ I keep on demonstrating. My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump, My humps they got u, She’s got me spending. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What u gon’ do with all that #####? All that ##### inside them jeans? I’m a make, make, make, make you scream Make u scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out) I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Lets spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. They say I’m really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump. Lookin’ at my lump, lump. U can look but you can’t touch it, If u touch it I’ma start some drama, You don’t want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don’t pull on my hand boy, You ain’t my man, boy, I’m just tryn’a dance boy, And move my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps In the back and in the front. My lovin’ got u, She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me. She’s got me spendin’. (Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.What you gon’ do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon’ do with all that #####? All that ##### inside them jeans? I’ma make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. What you gon do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk, Get you love drunk off this hump. What you gon’ do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt? I’ma make, make, make, make you work Make you work, work, make you work. She’s got me spendin’. Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me She’s got me spendin’. Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.
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flipxcyd 1060 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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10-04-05, 02:26 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: What songs make you laugh?" |
Love the crunky beat though. Just don't mouth it while you're at the gym. LOL
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SherpaDave 8326 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 05:51 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: What songs make you laugh?" |
This song cracks me up every time I hear it. Awwwwwwwwwwww, yeah.
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adricharlie 1340 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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10-03-05, 07:58 PM (EST)
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18. "Ding a Ling" |
This song always cracks me up. My Ding a Ling by Chuck Berry
When I was a little bitty boy My Grandmother bought me a cute little toy Silver bells hanging on a string She said it was my Ding a ling a ling Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling (I forgot to tell you it's a little jerk, Right there, A little jerk in it, Right there, Can't do without that jerk, Yeah) When I started Grammar School I used to stop off in the vestibule Every time that bell would ring I'd take out my ding a ling a ling Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling My ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling (Here come that jerk again, Mmh, Does something good to ya) Humpty dumpty on the wall Humpty had an awful fall When they went to tell the king Caught him playing with his ding a ling Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling Come on now everybody sing My ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling (Oh yeah, Got something to it) I remember the girl next door We used to play house on the kitchen floor I'd be king, she'd be queen Together we'd play with our ding a ling a ling My ding a ling, Oh my I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling (Mmh) When they took me to Sunday School Tried to teach me the golden rule But every time the quire would sing Catch me playing with my ding a ling Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling My ding (That's right), my ding a ling I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling (You know, I didn't hear everybody singing, Everybody joins in on that course) This here song, it ain't to sad Cutest little song you ever had Those of you, who will not sing You must be playing with your own ding a ling Oh my ding a ling, my ding a lin (Come on now, Come on now, Everybody sing) Now my ding a, oh my ding a I wanna play with my ding a ling (Oh yeah, Oh yeah, Oh yeah)
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bondt007 3413 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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10-03-05, 08:18 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: What songs make you laugh?" |
I went last Saturday night to see Sara Evens and Brad Paisley. Brad sang this song, which is funnier live/in person than just reading them...She says not to buy her flowers Or big expensive gifts She says she don't want jewlery And she doesn't need another dress If I want to show her how much I adore her The best way that I've found Is to make sure when I'm finished I put that toilet seat down We've been to counciling To try and see the ways we could improve This thing between us And different ways to show each other "I love you" Forget about those getaway vacations To romantic coastal towns If you want to say "I love you" Then put that toilet seat down 'Cause in the middle of the night It's cold and it's dark And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part She just wants me to support her And the best way that I've found So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down I know it's kind of funny You can teach a little puppy But it's very hard to train a grown man When I'm all about my buisiness And the path of least resistance She's the one that suffers in the end In the middle of the night It's cold and it's dark And when I hear my name in vain I know I haven't done my part She just wants me to support her And the best way that I've found So with a gentle hand and a loving touch I put that toilet seat down Down, down >Issued by "Q" and RollDdice
Charter Member, April 2001; Club Anti-DAW
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J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 08:24 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: What songs make you laugh?" |
Read the lyrics to Physical, by Olivia Newton John I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like Making good conversation I gotta handle you just right You know what I mean I took you to an intimate restaurant Then to a suggestive movie There's nothing left to talk about Unless it's horizontally
Let's get physical, physical I wanna get physical Let's get into physical Let me hear your body talk, your body talk Let me hear your body talk I've been patient, I've been good Tried to keep my hands on the table It's gettin' hard this holdin' back If you know what I mean I'm sure you'll understand my point of view We know each other mentally You gotta know that you're bringin' out The animal in me Let's get physical, physical I wanna get physical Let's get into physical Let me hear your body talk, your body talk Let me hear your body talk Let's get physical, physical I wanna get physical Let's get into physical Let me hear your body talk, your body talk Let me hear your body talk Let's get physical, physical I wanna get physical Let's get into physical Let me hear your body talk, your body talk Let me hear your body talk Let's get animal, animal I wanna get animal Let's get into animal Let me hear your body talk Let me hear your body talk Now tell me how it's possible NOT to laugh. Oh so sanguine since 1984
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-03-05, 08:26 PM (EST)
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21. "Cheeseburger" |
I'm not a fan of Veggie Tales (not anti-VT either)...but I heard a song from the series that just busts me up. It's called "The Cheeseburger Song" I think. Anyone else heard of it?
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pythonfan 3348 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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10-03-05, 09:10 PM (EST)
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24. "I'm listening to a song that makes me smile..." |
LAST EDITED ON 10-03-05 AT 09:14 PM (EST)I don't know if it makes me laugh though... but I have to be all mysterious and can't say why. ETA: It's called "Wall of Bricks" "Nothing says romance like baboons on your car." - seana
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flipxcyd 1060 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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10-04-05, 02:30 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: What songs make you laugh?" |
How about the Crazy Frog song?Axel F - Crazy Frog Lyrics Whats goin on? Everybody go crazy Beh-ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht Dorhrm bom bom bedom bem bom bedom bom bum ba ba bom bom Bouuuuum bom bom bedahm, Bom be barbedarm bedabedabedabeda Bbrrrrrimm bbrrrrramm bbbrrrrrrrrraammmmm ddddddraammm Bah bah baah baah ba wheeeeeee-eeeee-eeeee!
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