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"The news according to Saudi Arabia"

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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"	08-01-05, 03:06 PM (EST)
"The news according to Saudi Arabia"
(or, perhaps, Reuters -- I can't be sure): Saudi Arabia Says King's Health Improved, July 28, 2005 Saudi King Fahd Dies, August 1, 2005 Yep, that was some spectacular improvement in his health, all right!
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID

RE: The news according to Saudi Ara... clemsonbeav 08-01-05 1

   RE: The news according to Saudi Ara... ginger 08-01-05 3

RE: The news according to Saudi Ara... Estee 08-01-05 2

BREAKING NEWS: This just in! RudyRules 08-01-05 4

   RE: BREAKING NEWS: This just in! Estee 08-01-05 5

       RE: BREAKING NEWS: This just in! ginger 08-01-05 6

           RE: BREAKING NEWS: This just in! Estee 08-01-05 7

RE: The news according to Saudi Ara... cahaya 08-02-05 8

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clemsonbeav 4208 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-05, 03:08 PM (EST)

1. "RE: The news according to Saudi Arabia"

Fahd, who is believed to be 83...
That's pretty funny. "Or maybe he was 17. We couldn't really tell."

Beav: Proud member of the inoffensive OT Triumvirate.

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-05, 03:10 PM (EST)

3. "RE: The news according to Saudi Arabia"

Sounds like he and Arafat had the same doctor/PR department.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-05, 03:10 PM (EST)

2. "RE: The news according to Saudi Arabia"

He must have caught a bad case of brain cloud. Y'know, where you feel absolutely spectacular for six months (or three days) and then drop dead?

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RudyRules 8360 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-05, 03:16 PM (EST)

4. "BREAKING NEWS: This just in!"

King Fahd is still dead!

Probably playing Texas Hold 'em with Generalisimo Francisco Franco at that big Poker tournament in the sky.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-05, 03:18 PM (EST)

5. "RE: BREAKING NEWS: This just in!"

Migawd, does this mean we're going to get sixteen networks dedicating twelve hours of coverage per day to his funeral proceedings too? 'cause if not, I hear GIPPER is looking for filler programming.
(This also in: Ronald Reagan's death continues!)

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-05, 03:23 PM (EST)

6. "RE: BREAKING NEWS: This just in!"

Our top story tonight:
Francisco Franco -- Still Dead.

Saturday Nite Live -- Also Pretty Much Dead.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-01-05, 03:36 PM (EST)

7. "RE: BREAKING NEWS: This just in!"

Saturday Nite Live -- Also Pretty Much Dead.
Again? Depending on who you listen to, that thing may have been dying since the second season. Shouldn't it actually be -- y'know -- dead?
(Not to go all Asrai on the subject, but every time someone takes a minor pain as a cue to start moaning 'I'm dying, I'm dying', my first reaction is always to tell them 'Finish!')

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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings
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08-02-05, 04:32 AM (EST)

8. "RE: The news according to Saudi Arabia"

Yep, that was some spectacular improvement in his health, all right!
And yup, that was also some spectacular improvement (increase) in the price of oil, too! Is there some planned correlation here?

"Timeless at lightspeed"

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