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"S7 Gufu Award: Week 5"
dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-17-03, 12:35 PM (EST)
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"S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
ARRRRRRRRR!!!! Ther boards went all kplooyey last noight and DEVILRAYS didn't get ther gufu going for that reason, I suspects. So, to make an assist, and for old time's sake, I'll gufumeister this one post! Pulau Tiga (ep 7) Pagong's Anti-Alliance Voting (non)Strategy! Australian Outback (ep 11) Amber Doesn't Reallign With Kucha! Africa (ep 4) Silas' Strategy Proposal! Marquesas (ep 8) Rotu 4 Reveal Boot Order at IC8! Thailand (ep 7) Shii Ann's Defection Strategy! Amazon (ep 10) Alex Scares Rob Out of Alliance! Week 1 winner: Morgan's Poor Market Strategy Week 2 winner: Morgan Blows Another IC Lead Week 3 winner: Osten Sinks His Own Tribe's Boat Week 4 winner: Burton Gets Drake to Throw IC And DEVILRAYS can fill in the rest of the stuff whenever, but let's get to it! You have two votes again this week for gufu of the week by the contestants. What were the dangdumbest things they did??!! Ha! As always, there is no shortage of stuff to pick out, but go ahead and make your picks, and be as brutal about it as you wish! Two votes on that, make the best of them. As for Production nominees, make whatever of them that you want and maybe someone will second them, woohoo!!!! Gufu it, Bashers! WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!! Oh yeah, there's a Tuesday at midnight deadline for some reason. Well, as I said, DEVILRAYS can fill in the gaps (and hey, DR, good going, I'm totally impressed this season!).
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DEVILRAYS 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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10-17-03, 12:48 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
I must be seeing double. I will close off my other thread and we will use this one. Yes, the board problem was why I couldn't get the Gufus up last night. I have a rant about that in the other thread, of course, where you can also read the current standings.http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID1/2131.shtml But in any case, I give to thee my gufu nominations: CONTESTANT: --Michelle Subverts Drake Plan, Chugs Her Smoothie --Jon Doesn't Know How to Steer PRODUCTION --Are we ever going to switch tribes? Do we really want to turn what might have been the best season of Survivor into a repeat of Thailand, with another painful Pagonging?
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-17-03, 01:11 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
1. Osten is Totally Useless. I mean, I know I am not the least biased person around, but he is a MORON. He whines, he cries, he does nothing... what is going ON?2. John can't paddle worth beans. Production: boring, fear-factor style gross food challenge. I'm sure they could have come up with something better? Clones rule!
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tig_ger 2098 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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10-17-03, 01:49 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
#1. Michelle can't fake it. No, no, PG-13 site and all, I meant she can't pretend to be squeamish at the gross food challenge in order to induce the Moron's to select her for the tie breaker. Who, besides me, thought of Meg Ryan's excellent performance in When Harry Met Sally when they heard of Michelle's strategy? Oh, this is going to be good, I thought. Women have excelled at the art of faking and eating gross things since the beginning of time. No, no, PG-13 site and all, I was thinking of those parents who drink the same as their small child? How much is backwash and how much is drink, do you suppose? Euuu. Anywho, I was summarily disappointed by her complete inability to fake it. Maybe those movie actors ARE worth the money after all...Michelle sealed her fate and the fate of her team by letting her ego get the best of her. #2. Jon blurts out strategy to Jiffy at TC highlighting his cockiness, lack of ethics and inability to keep his trap shut. Who wants this guy in their alliance? Does he know when to shut the F up???? His performance at the reward challenge was pure comedy. (On a side note, Jon had an awesome strategy trying to hit on Darrah before the gross food challenge. I commend Darrah, because I would have gagged immediately just listening to him. The gross food, bah! Jon is the grossest thing out there.)
A PhoenixMons Original
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-17-03, 02:38 PM (EST)
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7. "big dumb mistakes" |
Player Gufus1-Jon runs his mouth at TC. {Starts divulging the plan to Jiffy that they threw the challenge, etc.} 2-Rupert runs HIS mouth at TC. {Starts saying how everyone else is a moron for wanting to throw the challenge. This shows his disunity from the tribe. No, I don't think it's a word, and no, I can't explain it any better.} Honorable Mention: Michelle gets cocky. {Comes up with plan to save the tribe from going to TC, thereby saving herself for 3 more days, but her ego gets in the way and she slams the shake like a champ. Gufu.} Production: Why are they one week behind their promises? Spectacle was THIS week at TC, not last week as promised. *Sigh* - also hates pelicans. joy. can't wait for next week. stupid pelican. back from the dead.
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Whacrusaders 58 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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10-19-03, 00:58 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
My top 10 list10 Team Moron didnt know that the spear was for fish 9 Ryan O couldn't keep a fish in a bag (isnt their and old joke about fighting ones way out of a wet bag? - sorry I digress) 8 Team Moron being impressed by picking Rupert then kick back and watch him work 7 Andrew talkng about how hard Rupert is working while sitting back and watching him work some more 6 Johny Fair play for --- Oh what the %#&$ Hes an ASS ! 5 Team Moron - for not realizing that they need to move the camp (wasn't this a rerun of S2? just saying) 4 Team Drunk - Because Jiffy had to explain that loosing IC is bad 3 Michelle - Not sticking to game plan when her hide is in the line. (Oh I know there is some blond joke material here !!!) 2 DLBM (thats dumb lazy black man) "Don't move the shelter utill there is a problem" I love what Ruppert told the tribe about DLBM, IT WAS PRICELESS !!! 1 Johnny Fair Play - If boat is going straight - then make it curve out of bounds MY PICK IS FOR Hommer Fair Play Simpson See # 1 Alt Pick DLBM See # 2
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ShowMeTheWinner 962 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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10-19-03, 07:26 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
1. Michelle can't fake it. Oh my heck! That has got to be this season's biggest GUFU.2. Osten's "strategy" of not moving the shelter until it becomes a problem-- yeah yeah... wait till all your shelter is washed away and then b!+ch about the problem of not having enough strong people to move the shelter. Production GUFU: Strike two for the CBS employee who f4cked up the website blurb. "The women's tempers flare when the men of the tribe decide to build the shower in the open". Uh-huh... Kathy O'Brien... The Sole Survivor! (I'd rather be delusional) Hail the purple rock! Hallelujah..... Oh glory!
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321Jump 606 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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10-19-03, 10:20 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
This seems to have been an especially gufu-rich episode.#1: Michelle chugs her drink. #2: Shawn badmouths Burton. (Shawn acted like a prick pretty much throughout the whole episode. Way to make people notice you and not in a good way.) Honorable mention: Osten not wanting to move the shelter. Yeah, we've seen how well he does underwater.
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shanana banana 658 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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10-19-03, 10:29 AM (EST)
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23. "A Week Rich with Gufus!!!" |
Number 1 has got to be: Michelle slamming the shake like she was at a frat party doing a beer bong.Number 2: Anything Jon says or does. When will the Drakes realize they don't NEED this loser?? Puppetmaster my @ss. Honorable mention to Osten for once again being enough of a whiny wuss so that even Rupert goes back to tell the Drakes that he's all looks and no substance.
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ivoryElephant 2257 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model"
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10-19-03, 02:43 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: A Week Rich with Gufus!!!" |
Michelle chugging her drink thus letting the morgan tribe target a weaker member for the tiebreaker Jon using the rudder as an oar
production gufu: |Jiffy Probe telling morgan too keep trying when they get their assses kicked but then making snide comments when drake gets their buts kicked
"I was fun out there? Boy, sugar, what show were you watching? The last time I had that much fun I was in full blown labor!" -Janet Koth Survivor Amazon
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-19-03, 05:22 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
I’m voting a bit differently this week, because frankly, I am bored choosing just one thing as an individual gufu. These two are individual gufus! I think you will all agree with me. 1. Wussboy “Lets just prove to the viewers that I am a worthless waste of space” Osten. He came. He saw. He proved that Darwin’s survival of the fittest theory still lets some seep through the cracks. 2. Frizzy “I'm funny damn it, why aren't you laughing?!” Jon Proving that laugh and the world does not always laugh with you, but just thinks your pathetic.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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10-20-03, 11:37 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
>2. Frizzy “I'm funny damn >it, why aren't you laughing?!” >Jon ARRRRRR!!!! I fergot one 'Onerble Mention: Jonny Fairplay: About the "This is F and this is Y" thing... FY back atcha, boyo! What a total waste of space jerk. ARRRRRRR!!!!
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DEVILRAYS 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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10-22-03, 06:56 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: S7 Gufu Award: Week 5" |
The results are in, and as usual, this was a week filled with gufus. And Mark Burnett and his boys are hardly blameless this week, but again, this is not news. I have tabulated the votes, and here we have it.Production gufus The following Production gufus did not receive the requisite two nominations and will not proceed to the final vote. No Tribe Switch, Possible Pagonging on Horizon Show Delivers on Promises Too Late Jiffy Makes Rupert Skip Reward to Be With Drake Contestant gufus The following Contestant gufus received only one vote apiece and therefore will not proceed to the final vote. Rupert Trashes Drake Strategy at TC Michelle Fails to Save Herself with Rupert Shawn Trashes Burton Post-TC4 Drake Doesn't Recover from Michelle's Chugging Jon Tries to Target Sandra Production gufu finalists This week, four Production gufus received at least two nominations and will proceed to the final vote with the others in the multitude of MB-inspired errors. I present to you - another round of gufus! Predictable Gross-Out Eating Challenge Jiffy Trashes Losing Drake Kidnapping Not Even Mentioned After IC5 Shower Issue From Website Never Happens Contestant gufu voting Four nominees received enough votes to move on to the final vote or the Wild Card vote. As always, only one nominee goes straight to the final vote from each week, but a bunch will go to the Wild Card vote. In 4th place, with 5 votes - Jon Shoots Off His Mouth at TC In 3rd place, with 6 votes - Osten's Laziness Over Shelter This week, the vote between the top two vote-getters finished with a 21-16 margin, between Jon Doesn't Know How to Steer and Michelle Subverts Drage Plan, Chugs Her Smoothie. The free pass to the final round goes to... Michelle Subverts Drage Plan, Chugs Her Smoothie These are the updated Week 5 standings. Week 1 winner: Morgan's Poor Market Strategy Week 2 winner: Morgan Blows Another IC Lead Week 3 winner: Osten Sinks His Own Tribe's Boat Week 4 winner: Burton Gets Drake to Throw IC Week 5 winner: Michelle Subverts Drage Plan, Chugs Her Smoothie Wild Card Contenders Nicole Shoots Off Her Mouth Morgan Can't Find Water Source Morgan Puts Ryan S. First in RC Osten Throws In the Towel Shawn Loses Fishing Spear, Can't Find It Sandra Alienates Morgan in Taking Tarp Osten, Tijuana, and Lill Swim Away from RC Conflict Lill Goes Fishing and Loses Last Hook Morgan Votes Out Worker Lill, Saves Lazy Darrah Morgan's Poor RC Performance Andrew and Ryan Get Lost Without Map Jon Doesn't Know How to Steer Osten's Laziness Over Shelter Jon Shoots Off His Mouth at TC Production Nominees Narrow IC Path Prevents Passing Two Ryans on Same Tribe Three Non-Swimmers on Morgan Promised "Photo Finish" Never Takes Place Ryan O.'s "Package" Visible in Relay IC Doesn't Test Tribes' Teamwork Casting of Jon Excessive Hype for Weak Treasure CBS Website Spoils RC and IC Winner Morgan Gets to Steal a Drake Member Excessive Hype for TC Performance Predictable Gross-Out Eating Challenge Jiffy Trashes Losing Drake Kidnapping Not Even Mentioned After IC5 Shower Issue From Website Never Happens
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