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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Breaking News"
Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-03, 01:56 PM (EST)
 
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"Breaking News" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-09-03 AT 01:58 PM (EST)We interrupt this frivolity with a Special Report from Blows News Network (BNN). BNN has received word that the "Ultimate Survivor" of Survivor Pearl Islands was inadvertently revealed at a news conference earlier today. At this news conference, someone identified as Mr. Pell E. Kan announced his victory during a promotional appearance for his upcoming CD, "The Making of a Pelican".  Survivor fans have been in an outrage. Apparently, early spoilers had Mr. Kan making a profound impact on the show, but he has been flying under the radar during the show's first three episodes. Said a spokewoman for a popular reality TV show site, "It wouldn't be the first time that the winner made the audience ask, 'Who?' and shake their heads with disgust." Another Survivor fan commented, "Well, that would explain why Snewser keeps saying 'chirp' after all of his spoilers." 
A family spokesman refused to comment, saying "Dad told me to forget about a nestegg if I open my beak." BNN will bring you more news on this story as it develops.  We really do have guidelines here. Believe it or not, the Guidelines make things more fun. Really.
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ConningOfficer 585 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-03, 02:05 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Breaking News" |
Or maybe it explains why we're always fishing for answers around here... (rim shot) ;)
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ConningOfficer 585 desperate attention whore postings
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10-09-03, 02:09 PM (EST)
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4. "Grroooooannnnn.." |
For the trillionth time today, I walked right into that one... 
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