Reliable sources from "SurvivorClucks.Com" are reporting that relative newbie "FarmBoy" has been assigned the monumental task of posting the "HawkEye 10" for episode 4 of "Survivor- Pearl Islands". More amazing is that this almost unheard of assignment follows right on the heels of last week's "HawkEye 10" by the ultimate bashing Goddess- Bebo. We attempted to verify this information with "Snewser.Bov", but there were no checks (plaid, gingham, or otherwise) in any column associated with this somewhat unknown poster to the Survivor boards. Evidently the jury is still out on his ability to entertain the Bahser Board peeps.
Barnyard Speculators have hypothisized that this is all part of the triple "Big Lie, Big Twist" threasd and is, in fact, a direct misrepresentation of the facts designed to confuse and mislead veteran poster Mistofleas.
Scribbled post-it notes found in the turnip row by Sunny Bunny do confirm that the inept FarmBoy is working feverishly on clever and amusingly formated questions, but copies of the post-its we obtained indicate that he is lacking in his "double entendre" skills.
An unidentified Canadian coconut has confirmed by satelite link that she will be proof-reading said questions for spelling errors just prior to the post.
Rumors abound that ConningOfficer has offered to guide a cruise to the islands so that any information gleaned from FarmBoy's HawkEye 10 can be verified. This rumor began circulating when it was confirmed that the carrier Pelican previously used to relay spoiler messages came up missing.
As with all spoilers, only time will tell if Farmboy's HawkEye 10 will revail Basher Board peeps or if the peeps have been the victim of an evil Farmbot.
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