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"Darrah Blows"
coolflowerpowerman 456 desperate attention whore postings
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10-04-03, 01:56 PM (EST)
 
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"Darrah Blows" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-23-03 AT 10:26 PM (EST)<<<< CORRECTION: The Darrah Hate Club is officially cancelled. Please join the Rupert Hate Club, which is dedicated to the WORST SURVIVOR EVER. By the way, kudos to Darrah for hurling salt water into Rupert's eyes during the Episode 3 reward challenge... he deserved it!!!  >>>>>> I hate Darrah! When she was hurling salt water into Rupert's eyes during the Episode 3 reward challenge, I wanted him to just whack her with his grappling hook. What a beotch! Why she was cast for this show is beyond me. She's boring to watch... on the rare occasion that she says anything, she says it in a disgusting accent. She's really not a nice person-- she called Sandra a #####, wants the entire Drake tribe to "****ing die", and inexplicably survived the last tribal council, despite having nothing to offer for her tribe. She does not deserve to win.
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reality_gal 62 desperate attention whore postings
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12-13-03, 11:00 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
silent darrah all the way. Her accent makes me want to slap sombody for not slapping me because i didn't switch the channel when she speaks. What kinda accent is it by the way a redneck one?
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings
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10-04-03, 10:08 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
I think she's this year's Butch. The corpse of the final four.
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7sins_pride 127 desperate attention whore postings
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10-04-03, 10:11 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
yeah...and the one that 'might' win...
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Thaibeach 872 desperate attention whore postings
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10-06-03, 08:58 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
I was hoping Rupert would "slip" and smack the b!tch in the head with the gaffing hook. She's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, pointing out her own shortcomings at TC (not having any idea how to build a fire). And if looks could kill, there'd be a line of corpses for her to tend to. Darrah is worse than Jenna in a way - at least you could understand what Jenna was saying when she b!tched and whined. By my count, Darrah has said about four sentences on camera. One was whatever name she called the Drakes - that was bleeped out. (Whatever she said, NICE! Was the "beauty contest" she won entitled Miss Potty Mouth?) The rest of it was along the lines of "Ah hyaow muh fuhwoo bow buh meeyaow. ah ha oo bee kapow hyaow *****. Whah uh buuch o fubslang betbees." It's amazing how she manages to barely speak and have little or no personality, but still come across as an arrogant, nasty b!tch. 
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reality_gal 62 desperate attention whore postings
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12-13-03, 11:05 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
now that's the exact language i've been trying to get across. how did u learn her language? I think i probably know u or something but u are good at writing the language and i just recognise it lmao
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10-06-03, 10:21 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
helloagree with her being annoying and pottymouth. Also, Tijuana told Andrew that when she talked to Darrah, D hardly said anything and seemed like she didn't care. Maybe the girl knows that this is too much for her (whether it be physical or mental weakness, laziness or stress), but doesn't want to seem like a crybaby like Osten. IF Morgan isn't eating much, the thinner members just might have zero energy. LIke i've said before, if you are thin, you can expect to lose 20-30 pounds on Survivor - pack on some meat first!! in regards to her single facial expression:
What is up with Darrah's eyebrows? Other people have commented on her evil stare (which can be contributed to squinting) and she does look depressed all the time (maybe normal in her line of work), but there is just something not right about those buggers. Is there such a thing as over-plucking and is that her faux pas? OR is there more going on?
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings
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10-07-03, 10:34 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
LOL @ Barbie from hell!That's priceless Farmboy, absolutely priceless You know, I don't mind Darrah's accent. I don't mind her quietness. I don't mind that she's a mortician (someones got to do it). What creeps me out about Darrah is her apathy. She really honestly doesn't care. She could get voted out tomorrow and she'd say "oh well". She could win the million dollars and she's say "oh well". She's made from the same wood that Al Gore was made from. Either that or she's a pod person. Aliens have to emotions you know. 
--thinks she may have stumbled on the big lie which is that Darrah has been telling everyone she's a human being when in fact she hails from Pluto
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10-07-03, 10:47 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
She does seem apathetic- such a fine quality in a Mortician.All of her reactions seem to be negative- could be the editing. I wish they would do "Tis is how they really acted" specials. 
Bovinated- An Original Draco Masterpiece
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10-08-03, 06:32 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
Good idea, FarmBoy !
I wish they would cut out rerunning the same scene over and over and over. Geez, can't they do a better job editing and find SOMETHING to give us ? I understand a little update from the week before, but give me a break. They show the same scenes in previews, commercials, re-caps and then the actual scene. You can't tell me there is nothing else to put on the tube. I could do a better job at mixing it up !!
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10-24-03, 11:41 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
I don't know why, but something about her reminds me of Amber. Especially how Amber acted when Jerri left. If she were put in a strategic position of power, would she even know what to do with it?
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12-04-03, 03:46 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
Vee was bad. Jenna was just as bad for me. Heidi would CLEARLy have been worse
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12-09-03, 05:38 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
i'm just going to copy and paste a brilliant post by Pearls of Wisdom over at Sucks, because it says it just about perfectly:-------------
This season was a case of desperately trying to make speculation fit the spoilers. Case in point -- the "Darrah: Mind of a Champion" thread. This is what happens when we pretty much know the final 2 before the season even starts. And so now people are coming up with all sorts of wild nonsense to make it more palatable -- "Maybe Darrah talking about wanting her dad to buy her a boob job for Christmas was an act, and she's actually really brilliant and is trying to get the other players to underestimate her". Uh...no. This isn't complicated, people: The winner this season isn't very smart. But MB needs the audience to believe that in order to win his game, one needs to be extremely intelligent. Therefore, he hides Darrah for most of the game so people will assume she's smarter than she actually is -- "Yes, I see her strategy now, she's hanging back in the shadows, waiting for the right time to strike. Brilliant." Or at least that's what MB is hoping people will think. By hiding Darrah, MB is hoping it will create the illusion that she is a mastermind working in the shadows. Which is the point I was trying to make in the "Mind of a Champion" thread before the Darraholics descended on it and turned it into a flame war. My point was that Darrah isn't being edited this way to hide the fact that she is the winner, or because she didn't give him any material to work with. She's being edited this way so MB can preserve the notion that only a person of very high intelligence can win the game. And if he showed us the material that Darrah did give him, that notion would be shattered. Christa's chat was the evidence that confirmed my suspicions -- MB isn't playing "hide the winner" this time. He's playing "hide the fact that the winner isn't very smart". That may be a hard truth for the Darrah fans to accept, but it is the truth. P.S. -- I think your theory is awesome, Isgal. I hope you're right, but unfortunately I don't think Sandra is going to be in the final 2. 
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12-09-03, 06:00 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
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>Uh...no. This isn't complicated, people: The
>winner this season isn't very
>smart. Smart enough to win is smart enough for me. Besides, "brilliant" and "Sucks" don't belong in the same sentence. Brilliant is this post by Bebo. She's in a perfect position, but I'm not convinced that she's doing it on purpose.
I'm starting to get convinced after this episode. She's watched numerous other competitors overplay their hands, and watched them take the walk of shame because of it. She's taking a more conservative approach and not overstrategizing herself out of the game. - With her head on the chopping block, she goes to the person she just voted for and contritely works her way back into his good graces (see Markopolo's transcript for the details). She doesn't go overboard trying to nail Burton down to lofty promises, but just tries to make him think she'd be OK with fourth place. Since this is non-threatening to his goal of winning the game, he's willing to listen to her. After she has assurances from him that she won't be the next to go, she stops. She doesn't try to overplay by forcing a next move, she just stands pat with the fact that she's not going in the next TC. This move is in direct contrast to the one that got Tijuana voted out of the game. Tijuana overplayed her hand and gave up a sure Burton boot in TC because she was trying to play another round ahead. Darrah, meanwhile, knows she can't win the endgame if she's not around to play it, and is just buying herself some time. She also knows that with another head on the chopping block - Christa's - there's no reason to do anything that would draw the attention back to herself, which is what had done in Nicole at the very first TC. She's learned from her tribemates' mistakes. - At the reward, she takes prime advantage of the fact that she has the ear of Jonny Fairplay with noone around to overhear. Unlike Lil, who sulks when Jon pokes fun at her, Darrah recognizes what a great opportunity they all have to talk strategy and uses it to her full advantage. She leads Jon to think that she would be a better F2 opponent than Lil, moving herself up from 4th to 3rd (at least) on the totem pole. Jon is willing to listen since Darrah's arguments for going farther in the game do not appear to conflict with his goal of winning the game. Lil forgot to play the game here. She was too busy jumping on the bed and getting her feelings hurt to realize this was a prime opportunity to secure her position in the pecking order. Darrah, meanwhile, recognized that this was still part of the game. I think she's also been doing a good job of not making unnecessary enemies. Her fellow Morgans on the jury have no reason to turn away from her, because she stayed loyal to them while they were in the game. She wasn't one of the ones who stabbed Rupert in the back - it was the other Drakes who "forgot" the plan to eliminate the Morgans, then Lil. Even Sandra and Christa will have to recognize that Darrah wasn't the one who broke the plan, they were, so she'd probably be a lesser evil to them out of the remaining players. And the more she gets that immunity sword, the more she reminds them that she has done well in that aspect of the game as well. Her challenge strength has to be respected.
   
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12-09-03, 06:08 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
sorry boner and beebs, ya know i *heart* ya both, but i think this is exactly the trap taht PoW describes: trying to make the spec fit the spoilers, trying to make the winner more palatable
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12-10-03, 09:28 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
HE, once again I bow to the master.
I think this is exactly right if this non-entity wins. She is not even as interesting as Vee was. At least Vee had that whole Christian hypocrite thing going. MB was just horrified that, once again, an idiot wins his competition. The problem for him is that he may just have set this whole thing up himself with the Outcast twist. It gave two of the stupidest people too much power and threw everything off. Darrah would have been gone long ago if not for that.
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12-10-03, 05:15 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
I think we as people tend to think only interesting people can make things happen for themselves. We forget that a boring person has a life and dreams to. Maybe she does not have a personality out there, but who's to say that if we were put in that position that people would think of us differently. Being on telivison 24 hours a day and starving yourself can change a person's personality drastically.
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12-12-03, 10:24 AM (EST)
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45. "Best strategy of any of them..." |
LAST EDITED ON 12-12-03 AT 10:25 AM (EST)Keep your mouth shut... Stay below the radar... Make discrete alliances when available... Win immunity challenges as required... Keep your mouth shut (yeah, it bears repeating)... Burton and Jon were complete buffoons at this game and the twist allowed both them to remain in the game far longer than they should have. All in all, this has been the worst group of players from the point of view of strategic game play.
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12-13-03, 11:01 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: DWW!!!!" |
Well yeah, I guess so... and every season the winner fills some sort of quota, and Drawla's no exception (the gay guy, the granny, the jew, the african-american woman, the porn star, the bimbo)! So D, you go guuurl, representing for all the zombies and undead out there!
DMNW DMNW DMNW DMNW!!!
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12-14-03, 06:33 AM (EST)
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63. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
Plus a victory for Darrah would remind me of Jenna *shudder*
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12-14-03, 01:38 PM (EST)
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65. "Darrah, Darrah, Darrah" |
Here's a little song by Isgal1 over at Sucks, I thought my fellow DMNWers would like to sing along!  I have a little Darrah
I made it out of clay.
It doesn't really spin that well
And hasn't much to say Darrah, Darrah, Darrah
You've not been much in play
Darrah, Darrah, Darrah,
It's time you went away. I have a little Darrah
It won't win or it will.
With luck it hits a pothole
And gets stomped on by Big Pill. Darrah, Darrah, Darrah
You've not been much in play
Darrah, Darrah, Darrah,
It's time you went away.
-DMNW
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12-15-03, 12:00 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Darrah Blows" |
Did anyone notice that Darrah showed some emotion last night on the pre-final vote interviews? I think she even shed a tear..... Is that possible - can corpses cry?
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