LAST EDITED ON 02-28-06 AT 11:12 AM (EST)

Is it midnight yet on the East coast? I think it's close enough to post this so it's up in time tomorrow morning, but just in case you haven't watched tonights episode yet here is some space filler...

Welcome to week one of the Be The Apprentice game...for those of you who are new, this is a role playing game, and not a discussion thread. If you'd like to sign up to be a character (we have plenty of characters still open) please sign up here

Change The Teams was our trumpism for the night...and true to the word, he changed a few things up, starting with our intro. We started off with the traditional shots of the candidates arriving, but if you haven't figured it out by now, they're really just token shots of the few poor souls who didn't get the email saying everyone was meeting at LaGuardia, so EPMB really had to stretch the cinematography this season...in a new twist we actually showed the candidates introducing themselves. All I caught was Mensa, Harvard MBA, Cornell University, yadda, yadda yadda, yawn....Then taking a page out of the Survivor handbook Trump had the two "smartest" players pick their own teams. Tarek may be a member of Mensa, but sweetie, those Brooke Shields eyebrows went out in the 80s.

Tonights task? To sell the most Sam's Club membership by using a Goodyear Blimp. This way we kill two advertisements at once instead of streching them out all season long....

Synergy
Good call on coming up with such a creative plan-manicures and massages, lord knows that grocery shopping stresses everyone out..
Brent, honey-no one really believed you when said being picked last didn't bother you, and since the dude with British accent dogged on you first, you know you'll be around awhile, so you have nothing to worry about....

Sean- I luv, luv,luv your accent, you could sell me a hundred Sam's club memberships....

Allie-Your Harvard accent is driving me nuts...you may have won this task, but I have a feeling it had more to do with your team members then you being PM.

Did we see anyone else on the team? Pepi, Rebecca were you even there?

Gold Rush

Tarek-what in the heck were you thinking? A free freakin' gym bag? and complimentary...could you see my eyes rolling when I talked to you? Luckily for you, Theresa, Lee (or was it lenny?) and what's her name were selling fools....

Summer, sweetie-why couldn't you make a few phone calls? Plans, schams, you don't need em'. How do you think I turned around my golf course so fast--it was smooth talking all the way...and you made the mistake of having a witness there while you blew the phone calls. Not good for when you go to the boardroom...

Lenny or is it Lee?-loved the business consultant suit idea...but sweetie, Summer is way outta your league, so you can forget about defending her....

The Boardroom

No creative process at all...
Theresa-can we say Brown noser? Way to suck up to Tarek during the boardroom....
Charamine, I forgot you on the team before Donald asked you that question and you blamed Summer for the lost...

Lenny/Lee I can't keep track of who is who...if you hadn't questioned Mr. Brooke Shields, then you probably wouldn't have gone to the boardroom....To the New Yorker/Russian half of the duo-your accent may not be as good as Sean's but you did show some spunk in the boardroom...

Summer, Summer, Summer, Summer, where do I begin? What were you thinking interupting the Donald? You silly, silly blonde....you totally devasted Lee/Lenny's night by not having Tarek get fired...and totally deserved to get the axe...

Mensa, Schimsa, we all know I'm the smhartest one on this show...