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"Totally Inappropriate Crushes."
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"Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
I am not talking about that thing you have for Ewan MacGregor or Angelina Jolie. I am talking about trembly, drooling lust that could land you in jail. So spill it, people.
My inappropriate crush. I am almost old enough to be his mother, and I find him very attractive. 
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03-30-05, 08:10 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
Well, I think my totally inappropriate crush is now legal, but back a few years ago, I was hot for the middle kid from HANSON. HP kid is also very cute, I agree. Oh, and when I was 5 I had a crush on my 15 year old cute cousin. 
MM I think I need to take a shower now. Ick.
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03-30-05, 09:47 PM (EST)
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5. "Student and Teacher" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-30-05 AT 09:59 PM (EST) I had two of these last year. One one each side of inappropriate. One of them was my statistics professor. He was an Indian man, with the tighest most squeezable A$$ in the world. I'm bad with ages but I'd put him in his mid fifties (I was 23 at the time).The other was one of my intro psych students, who I nicknamed "stoner boy" so I could gush about to my friends in the department withoug word getting out. He was barely legal (jut turning 18 mid semester). He had the most gorgeous green eyes, and a tall lanky frame. Nothing happened with either... except in my dreams  ~Tim~ Edited because I got so worked up by the memory of my professor that I gave him too many asses.... though it would be great if there were more asses like his out there.... 
Fighting for peace is like fck!ing for virginity.
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03-30-05, 10:10 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
Hmmmmm. You mean the crush that I had on my HOT student during the fall semester? The really bad parts were:
a.) When I held a review session on Veteran's Day. The kiddies were complaining, so I agreed to have the class in the commons room in a dorm. Hot student was the ringleader of the whole thing. To make a long story short, I got very lost, and was walking down a sidewalk between the dorm and the river. I was just starting to get worried about being late, when I noticed that hot student running down the sidewalk wearing no shirt and little tiny running shorts. He was sweet enough to end his morning run and show me the back entrance to the dorm.b.) At the end of the semester, Mr. Hot needed a recommendation letter from me, and offered me anything I needed to help write it well. I asked for his resume. 
Slice and Dice Chop Shop 2004
Yes. I am super professional. But I still feel all swoony just thinking about it.
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03-31-05, 01:08 PM (EST)
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51. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
Between the hot students and my bad drawing skills I'm surprised I am ever focused enough to teach anything.(Once, while explaining a very important cell-surface protein, I tried to draw while talking, thus not looking at the board. I drew an enormous phallic looking pink drawing instead. The big problem was that when I finally figured it out, I forgot the end of my sentence and wanted to laugh hysterically, but the students were still taking notes and hadn't noticed a thing.)
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03-31-05, 03:05 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
Ah, my HOT student got earned an A. He is a smarty too, which only made it worse.I would have worried about bias in calling on him, but he was the only one who knew the answers, so it didn't matter. It was more like "Does anyone know? Anyone? Okay HOT, tell them the answer."
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04-01-05, 08:44 PM (EST)
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108. "RE: Student crushes are the worst" |
I am fully acquainted with the temptation. And that is all I'm going to say about it. But the fact remains that it is DANGEROUS for everyone involved. On so many levels.
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04-02-05, 00:08 AM (EST)
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113. "Not saying you did, doll" |
Me thinks she doth protest too much. 
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04-05-05, 11:38 AM (EST)
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128. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
"Ladies ladies please! We need rest! The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"
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03-31-05, 11:50 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
I'm going to call a "that's not just guys" on that one.Not that I'm admitting to anything mind you. Hum hum hum. I'll just sit over here looking all sweet and innocent.
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03-31-05, 03:02 PM (EST)
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64. "RE: *plops down next to Iggy*" |
Sweet, Innocent, and Orange. Awesome. *takes a swig of Diet Coke*
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03-31-05, 03:04 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
My name is Wanda.>Hi Wanda< And I have a crush on Shakes. Ashamed? No. Feeling a bit dirty? Perhaps.
Ice, Ice baby!
Modified by JSlice!
There's just something about that Chicagoan/Jewish/lawyer/cat-hating/golf-loving/Romber-supporting/newbie-crushing/handicapped marathon bashing thingy that just gets my blood flowing....
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03-31-05, 01:35 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
girl, he must be a puerto rican chick magnet 'cause sometimes i kinda dig him, too. i think it's that dry wit of his.
(other times i just think he's a big a$$.)
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03-31-05, 06:56 PM (EST)
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90. "RE: Hmm.." |
i might crush you, too, if you liked the 'cocks instead of those silly tigers.
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03-31-05, 11:08 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
one of the kids that works at my daughter's after school care. I would so like to be considered a MILF to that kid.
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03-31-05, 11:45 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
As much as I hate to admit it, the white supremacist/HVAC repairman with a penchant for early Clash that lives across the street from me has awesome biceps. It's not a crush but it is an observation.
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03-31-05, 12:01 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
My husband's Grateful Dead friend, nicknamed Squidley. Squid rescued me, literally, at a Dead show when my husband decided to be not so bright. I have a HUGE crush on this guy AND? My husband totally knows about it AND understands why I have a crush on him.
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03-31-05, 12:37 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
LAST EDITED ON 03-31-05 AT 12:38 PM (EST)Yeah, but think about crying out "Oh, Squidley! Harder, Big Squidley!" in bed. Not sure that works. Current inappropriate crushes include (a) the doorman at the Hyatt Regency (morning shift); and (b) (this is so trite you're going to sneer) the cute, perky little checker at my local supermarket, Rudie from Lebanon. 
ETA: And the guy from ESPN (blonde) who does all the VH1 clip shows. Sneetch likes him too. She'll kill me for this.
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03-31-05, 12:51 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
I wish he had been my phys ed instructor.
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03-31-05, 01:49 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
Once, I had a totally inappropriate (although brief) crush on a guy who, I guess, was techinically my uncle. LOL My mom's (ex) DH's brother. I met him at the wedding. He was really cute and a bit of a flirt. However, I found out later, that he cheats on his wife. Regularly. He wasn't so cute anymore.
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03-31-05, 03:56 PM (EST)
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74. "darn you for dragging this outta me!" |
 Sara Rue. Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying she's unattractive. It is just not the sort of crush I would usually have. And it surprises even me. Most of the women I dated before I met my wife fit the same basic physical profile. Sara is much more Rubenesque than anyone I dated and looks NOTHING like My Lovely Bride. I don't know what it is about Sara. That wit. That perkiness. the smile, maybe?
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04-01-05, 09:50 AM (EST)
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99. "RE: darn you for dragging this outta me!" |
as I said in my post, she isn't the type of woman I would normally be attracted to.
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04-01-05, 09:49 AM (EST)
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98. "RE: darn you for dragging this outta me!" |
that is why it's inappropriate.
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04-01-05, 09:54 AM (EST)
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100. "Swoop" |
I think so too, though you wouldn't know it from the pub pics on the ABC website. I was cruising for a pic of her there so that I could post it for those like CSTL who hadn't seen her. And every pic on that site showed her in a bad light. Some webmaster must really have it in for her.
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04-01-05, 10:04 AM (EST)
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102. "RE: darn you for dragging this outta me!" |
"Rubenesque"?
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04-01-05, 08:42 PM (EST)
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107. "I was being truthful" |
Sara is no small woman.
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04-02-05, 00:05 AM (EST)
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112. "RE: I was being truthful" |
we'll just have to agree to disagree then. I find her attractive no matter how anyone classifies her.
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04-02-05, 05:14 PM (EST)
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117. "RE: I was being truthful" |
based on the episode last night...yes. I am wondering if she's dieting or if she had a oobie job. She has a better shape lately.
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03-31-05, 07:29 PM (EST)
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95. "Could it be Satan?" |
 I'll be there soon and riding in a handbasket. Wait for me!!! (What can I say? He defends my honour from the far right. I just couldn't resist.) 
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121. "RE: Totally Inappropriate Crushes." |
I can relate to that. When my son was in the third grade, I used to visit his elementary school regularly. There was one girl in the sixth grade who was absolutely gorgeous... athletic blonde, perfect features, slim and 5-foot-10. And she was (is) a very sweet and friendly person. My son was friends with her younger (and not as perfect) sister, and we still see the family regularly in church. Years go by... she just graduated high school, where she was the homecoming queen and one of the friendliest kids in the school. In a student body of 2400, she was popular across all cliques. She also played three varsity sports all four years.
She could easily have been a successful model, but was blessed with humility. In short, she is the role model for "There's Something About Mary." Is it an innappropriate crush to want her as a daughter in law? 
These reality show contestants need a reality check!
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129. "?" |
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130. "RE: ?" |
Veal is good.Carbonated veal-drink? That may very well be one of the grossest concepts ever. 
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A Nefarious Dice Creation
(c) Slicey 2004
Yep, another Syren
I am all for doing away with whiteboards and bringing back the wall-slates for that reason alone. (At least in the cute professors' classrooms.)
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