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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 10:35 AM (EST) "I am not having a good day" I slipped in a big patch of mud at the bus stop. Not just an ordinary mud puddle but a big patch of deep thick viscous gooey stinky mud. It was also one of those cartoon type pratfalls where your upper body stays at normal height and your legs and lower body swing up to the same level. You sort of hover for a sickening instant and then you fall straight onto your back. I had mud caked on me all up my back from my heels to my hair. Thank god this happened on my way out not on my return so I simply had a 5 minute walk back to the house. All of my clothes are lying on the floor near the kitchen entrance and I have a bag of frozen peas lying on my knee. All I need is a shot of tequila to complete the prescription. I'd bet nobody else can top (bottom?) this for an Easter Saturday fiasco.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: I am not having a good day Wheezy 03-26-05 1  RE: I am not having a good day brvnkrz 03-26-05 2  RE: I am not having a good day ARnutz 03-26-05 3  RE: I am not having a good day kyngsladye 03-26-05 4  RE: I am not having a good day volsfan 03-26-05 5  RE: I am not having a good day Bobdechemist 03-26-05 6  RE: I am not having a good day Immunegirl 03-26-05 7  RE: I am not having a good day AugustGirl 03-26-05 8  RE: I am not having a good day true 03-26-05 9  Oh no! moonbaby 03-26-05 10    RE: Oh no! true 03-26-05 13    Well... IceCat 03-26-05 21        that could be interesting moonbaby 03-26-05 23            I beg your IceCat 03-26-05 26        Freudian slip...or not? Esbea 03-26-05 27            I thought it wouldn't be PG-13 IceCat 03-26-05 28                I don't see moonbaby 03-26-05 29                    Now you see... IceCat 03-26-05 30                        OH.MY.HECK! Silvergirl1 03-26-05 32                    RE: I don't see CantStandToLook 03-26-05 34  where cqvenus 03-26-05 11  RE: I am not having a good day dabo 03-26-05 12  RE: I am not having a good day CantStandToLook 03-26-05 14    RE: I am not having a good day cqvenus 03-26-05 15        RE: I am not having a good day CantStandToLook 03-26-05 17  RE: I am not having a good day Molaholic 03-26-05 16  RE: I am not having a good day Drive My Car 03-26-05 18  RE: I am not having a good day Cygnus X1 03-26-05 19  RE: I am not having a good day blacknwhitedog 03-26-05 20  RE: I am not having a good day seahorse 03-26-05 22  RE: I am not having a good day LeftPinky 03-26-05 24    RE: I am not having a good day ginger 03-26-05 25  Pass the peas please! northernlights 03-26-05 31  RE: I am not having a good day MandyM 03-26-05 33    RE: I am not having a good day RollDdice 03-28-05 35  RE: I am not having a good day PepeLePew13 03-28-05 36  RE: I am not having a good day txmomma26 03-28-05 37  RE: I am not having a good day minitroll 03-28-05 38  RE: I am not having a good day mrc 03-28-05 39  RE: I am not having a good day Lisapooh 03-28-05 40

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 10:39 AM (EST) 1. "RE: I am not having a good day" Happy 10000, Icey. (and I'm so sorry, I'm not even laughing very hard) What. Are you looking at. *hugs* Wheeze * Everything In Between   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 10:40 AM (EST) 2. "RE: I am not having a good day" You wear heels? Happy 10k   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 10:41 AM (EST) 3. "RE: I am not having a good day" LAST EDITED ON 03-26-05 AT 10:42 AM (EST) Oh my gosh! You poor thing! You're right, I can't top (or bottom) that, but I can say: Big {{{hugs}}} and Happy 10K Ice, Ice Baby!!! ETF: a stoopid comma.   Top

kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-26-05, 10:44 AM (EST) 4. "RE: I am not having a good day" Want me to kiss it and make it better? I've got some frozen broccoli and cauliflower for ya. La Métropole   Top

volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 10:44 AM (EST) 5. "RE: I am not having a good day" Things will get gooder! Happy 10K! Sorry to hear about the bad stuff...   Top

Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-26-05, 10:48 AM (EST) 6. "RE: I am not having a good day" I am laughing! Lots! That is beautifully painted picture. Kersplut! Did anyone see you? Did they then look away quickly and pretend they hadn't seen you? It might be too early for Tequila, but mix it with some orange juice and call it breakfast!   Top

Immunegirl 2304 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 03-26-05, 10:54 AM (EST) 7. "RE: I am not having a good day" It is a little early for Saturday fiascos, but I'll keep you posted. HAPPY 10K IceCat!!!!!!! blog   Top

AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 10:59 AM (EST) 8. "RE: I am not having a good day" Awwww, so sorry Icey. I'm doing laundry right now so I'll be more than happy to add your's to the pile. <---- here's something to make it all better   Top

true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 11:06 AM (EST) 9. "RE: I am not having a good day" OMH, what an awful fall. I hope you're ok, and the stains come out in the laundry. (Oxy Clean is a miracle stain remover) Congrats on 10K! Those are some of the highest quality DAWs around here! *gentle hugs*   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 11:22 AM (EST) 10. "Oh no!" What a way to start a Happy 10K day Here's a big bottle of tequila: And a whole lotta boo boo *smooches* You must have been absent from cat school the day they taught this. It would have kept you from getting hurt: Feel better, sweetie. Would it be wrong to ask if you farted on impact?   Top

true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 11:31 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Oh no!" >Would it be wrong to >ask if you farted on >impact? I think I've found a new sig line. LOL@Moonie.   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 02:19 PM (EST) 21. "Well..." The impact did knock the wind out of me. I made one of those giant 'oof' noises when I hit and I saw stars for a second. I wouldn't be surprised if some wind escaped in the opposite direction as well. On the positive side... It can't be a bad day when a pretty lady shows up with a giant bottle of tequila just when you happen to lazying about the house wearing nothing but a bad of frozen peas!   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 02:52 PM (EST) 23. "that could be interesting" especially if she's a vegetarian   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 03:17 PM (EST) 26. "I beg your" ... pod-on?   Top

Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 04:47 PM (EST) 27. "Freudian slip...or not?" "It can't be a bad day when a pretty lady shows up with a giant bottle of tequila just when you happen to lazying about the house wearing nothing but a bad of frozen peas!" So sorry you bean having a bad day........ on the 10K   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 04:54 PM (EST) 28. "I thought it wouldn't be PG-13" ... if I mentioned my 'bag'. Maybe... maybe not... I'll legume make up your own mind on that one.   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 04:59 PM (EST) 29. "I don't see" vine not.   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 07:33 PM (EST) 30. "Now you see..." ... what sort of punishment not giving something up for lentil getcha! Congrats on the 9K, babe!   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 08:16 PM (EST) 32. "OH.MY.HECK!" You two are so cute when you are having simulteous milestone posts. Congrats to you both. Sorry about your slip, IceCat. Silvergirl Now, you two go get a room. Confessions of a Mermaid   Top

CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 10:05 PM (EST) 34. "RE: I don't see" Congrats Moonbaby....someone get this woman her own thread quick Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 11:28 AM (EST) 11. "where" where were you going? cuz you're not going there any more, right? serves you right for being oot and aboot so early on a saturday. damned productive canadians. happy 10K. but back to ME. my computer was taken away from me so it can have a DVD burner installed. i won't have it back til tomorrow. i tried to convince them i could do it myself, but no. i can't imagine why i can't do it myself, but They took it from me and now it's gone. so i'm on this craptacular laptop that pretends my mouse doesn't have a scrollywheelythinger and has windoze 98 on it. *whine* ~ cq did i say happy 10K? oh, yeah. i did. but back to YOU. happy 10K!!!   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 11:29 AM (EST) 12. "RE: I am not having a good day" Big 10K Congrats, IceCat! hope you're ok, hope you didn't hurt your back, you could probably sue the bus company you know... oh wait, you're not in the US, scratch that...   Top

CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 11:51 AM (EST) 14. "RE: I am not having a good day" LAST EDITED ON 03-26-05 AT 11:54 AM (EST) Nope, you win, although yesterday when trying to adjust my glasses I pushed my finger straight into my eyeball. I'm still seeing things a little blurry out of my left eye today. ETA: Happy 10K , I cant count that high so I didnt' notice at first glance I need more fingers and toes   Top

cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 11:59 AM (EST) 15. "RE: I am not having a good day" I need more fingers and toes to shove into your eyeballs? ~ cq   Top

CantStandToLook 6254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 12:39 PM (EST) 17. "RE: I am not having a good day" Guess I'll need more holes to stuff fingers and toes into ... oh wait, that's sound nasssy ewwwwww Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 12:29 PM (EST) 16. "RE: I am not having a good day" Congrats on 10K Icey! Good to see it happen to somebody so COOL! and by the way, I think the way you handled the "I'm in London" hoaxter was terrific! Hope your boo boos feel better, 'specially after a good rest with some kind of adult-type relaxin' brew in ya! Yet another Syren gem © MMV Starting the countdown all over again!   Top

Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 12:43 PM (EST) 18. "RE: I am not having a good day" Awwwwwww, *heart* you Icey! What you need is a hot bath to go with that tequilla, and take a good book with you and soak for awhile. in honor of 10K, vintage Ice   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 12:58 PM (EST) 19. "RE: I am not having a good day" I hate those. I fell backwards down my front steps once like that, and it happened in v e r y s l o w m o t i o n . Glad only your dignity was hurt! And happy 10K!   Top

blacknwhitedog 6532 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 02:19 PM (EST) 20. "RE: I am not having a good day" Oh, I'm sorry Icey. But Happy 10K! And thanks for making me several very, very cool siggies over the years! 2005 NCAA Biggest Wuss Award   Top

seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 02:32 PM (EST) 22. "RE: I am not having a good day" Congrats on the 10K iceey. Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

LeftPinky 4150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-26-05, 03:02 PM (EST) 24. "RE: I am not having a good day" Most folks don't find it necessary to hurt themselves when doing their own odometer thresd, but... this one seems to be worth it! Happy 10K Icey! Hope you're not hurt too badly!   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 03:05 PM (EST) 25. "RE: I am not having a good day" I hear mud is good for the complexion. I feel your pain; I am not exactly adolescent grace in action, myself. Celebrating the 30th anniversay of the dawning of My Awkward Age.   Top

northernlights 5058 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-26-05, 08:06 PM (EST) 31. "Pass the peas please!" Actually, screw the peas, pass the tequila. I thought cats always landed on their feet! Last weekend we went for what was likely our last snowmobile ride of the season. While we were ripping around in a sandpit near home I somehow drove into a huge hole and slammed my knee up against the front of the machine. Now I've got a big old bruise covering my knee which wouldn't be a problem at this time of year if it weren't for the fact that this time next weekend I'll be arriving in Cozumel. Don't you feel sorry for me? Feel better Icey hon and congrats on 10K!   Top

MandyM 2112 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-26-05, 09:49 PM (EST) 33. "RE: I am not having a good day" Sorry to hear about your spill, Icey! Hope the ta-kill-ya is working it's magic by now! Great big smoochies and CONGRATS on 10,000 fabulous posts! You totally rock! MM *Sigh* When are you and Moonie gonna meet in real life already?   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-28-05, 03:18 AM (EST) 35. "RE: I am not having a good day" Congrats on the 10k Icey and sorry to hear about your pratfall. I can't improve on the alcohol and rest prescriptions already offered, so let me just say that I hope you feel better. I would like to hear more about the "I'm in London" hoax, though.   Top

PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-28-05, 07:26 AM (EST) 36. "RE: I am not having a good day" LAST EDITED ON 03-28-05 AT 07:27 AM (EST) Ouch, that sucks big time! Couldn't have been fun in the least bit, although I'd bet that if others were watching it happen, it'd come across as the funniest thing they've ever seen. I can relate, I was holding Pippy in the locker room at a swimming pool and I got hipchecked by a kid who was in the midst of a towel-flicking war and I just went parallel to the floor before I knew it, and just hovered in mid-air long enough to pull Pippy to the other side of my chest before I went boom onto the tiled floor. I've been where you were and it sucks to no end. Get well soon and I hope you've enjoyed every last drop of that tequila bottle Moonie drooped off. And conga-rats on 10K, Icey (and 9K, Moonie), welcome to the ultra-secret 10K club! Scratch and sniff   Top

txmomma26 5825 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-28-05, 09:41 AM (EST) 37. "RE: I am not having a good day" OUCH!!! How are you feeling today? Oh yeah, Happy 10K!   Top

minitroll 3901 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-28-05, 02:46 PM (EST) 38. "RE: I am not having a good day" Sorry to hear about your fall Icey, I hope you are feeling better today. Happy 10K.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-28-05, 02:48 PM (EST) 39. "RE: I am not having a good day" I think Slicey met the grandchild of your puddle. A Nefarious Dice Creation   Top

Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-28-05, 02:49 PM (EST) 40. "RE: I am not having a good day" I thought cats always landed on their feet? I bet if I read this thread, like nine hundred people will have already said that. Were the frozen peas left over from the vasectomy?   Top

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