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"S6 Gufu Award: Week 9"
dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-10-03, 08:56 PM (EST)
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"S6 Gufu Award: Week 9" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-12-03 AT 06:13 PM (EST)The Gufu Award was established to acknowledge the dangdumbest gameplays in Survivor! Ultimately we will determine the dangdumbest gameplay of all! You have two (2) nomination/votes you may make each week, and as well you can Honorably Mention as much other dangdumbness as you want! Turn on your gufu-detectors, have fun with it, and let's be careful out there! Any nominations you may have for production (non-contestant) gufus should be taken to the Production Gufu thread: http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID1/1732.shtml If any posts are made to this thread prior to the episode airing in your time zone, you are under a spoiler advisory, proceed at your own risk or back out the way you came. Our Contendors Thru Week 8! (week 1) Ryan and Daniel on the Balance Beam (IC1)! (week 1) Jenna Washes Undies! (week 1) Tambaqui Testosterogufu! (week 2) JoAnna's Holy War! (week 2) Christy's Performance at TC2! (weeks 1 and 2) Jaburu Fail to Shelter Themselves! (week 3) Dan's TC3 Performance! (week 3) Tambaqui Don't Pay Attention at Challenges! (week 4, tie) Shawna Gives Up! (week 4, tie) Heidi's Narcissism! (week 5) Jenna's Big Mouth! (week 5) Benedict Heidi! (week 6, tie) Alex Falls For Shawna! (week 6, tie) Rob Overplays the Game! (week 7) Roger Takes a Dive (IC7)! (week 7) Heidi and Jenna Strip (RC7)! (week 8) Men Knock Each Other Out, IC8! (week 8) Dave Shows He's a Powerhouse!
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SteffiGurl 358 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-10-03, 09:21 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 9" |
HANDS DOWN:1.Deena for giving immunity to Matt. 2.Matt for becoming Rob's puppet.
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DEVILRAYS 398 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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04-10-03, 11:51 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 9" |
1. Deena for not swallowing the worm - be one with the bugs, even if it takes being as insane as Matt.2. Deena for trusting Heidi. Wait, that spawns too many gufus to count. HONORABLE MENTION: --Heidi for blabbing Deena's plan and once again making herself look suspicious. --Heidi for announcing her "assets" at TC. I think she has only two assets, and we all know what those are. And frankly she can keep her assets the hell away from me; I like healthy women, thank you very much.
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-11-03, 01:52 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 9" |
Heidi's loose lips will sink her ship. If she happens to spontaneously erupt with oral diarrhea, at every TC. First, with the "women advantage" at the previous IC. Now with her double threat of brains/athleticism spiel, or shall we say lack thereof. She is digging her grave with the tip of the shoe that she keeps stuffing in her mouth.Matthew, most clueless survivor. Lucky for him he has his Parrot/Rob to keep him in touch with the other tribemates. It's also nice to see he has a new Bitch ... er ...Butch, to keep him company. Also lucky for him that MB completely rigged an IC Matthew would win ... no ... completely trounce the others and win. Ensuring the weirdo stays a little while longer. In light of all of the stars aligning to take this "Goomba" one step closer, he still F***'s it all up by having shown he's a definite challenge threat and seems to suffer from the oral diarrhea as well. He seemed to have a such a backwards way of trying to prove he isn't all that. Which clearly he isn't. This is why rodents don't run the country. Because we humans have deemed them unfit to handle the power that comes with winning. And certainly to stupid to make anyone believe they were running the show. tribephyl
(HUH? Musta been a brainfart.)
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SurvivinDawg 6816 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-11-03, 08:47 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 9" |
1. Rob, for talking too much game with too many people, not to mention making fun of Matt behind his back... now that IS a way to get massacred in your sleep!!! 2. Just a general GUFU to any of these idiots that think they're safe in this game. Matt, Deena, Heidi, Rob, etc. etc. etc. Well, it makes it more fun for us to watch, I guess.
Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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04-11-03, 09:01 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 9" |
1. Deena. Even if she did swallow the damn bug, Matthew would have beaten her in speed, anyway. 2. The Kindling gals - for not realizing that Alex is an immunity threat down the road and for thinking Deena betrayed them. Whatever happened to the girls alliance you made eons ago, hmm? For the record, I don't think Matt is really THAT dumb. He might very well be, but if he felt "safe" in his position in the tribe, do you really think he would have been so gung ho to win the IC? I would have so much respect for him if we find out he really HAS been playing dumb. (I wish there were confessionals from him stating this!) If not, Matt really could be THAT dumb. Lori
Survivor: Adventurers Club Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!
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Dicedancer 65 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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04-13-03, 11:45 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 9" |
could'nt have said it better SL. Deena got lost in herself. also don't think it was very brite to tell Hedie somthing and tell her not to tell Jenna, duhhh
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-11-03, 06:13 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 9" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-03 AT 06:14 PM (EST)1. Matt "Throws" RC9! I mean, if the idea of throwing a challenge is to slip under the radar by not appearing to be a threat, doing it by kicking butt up to the last round is just hysterically counter-productive. 2. Rob the Cookie Monster! The amount of Rob's jerkiness seems to be growing daily, but trying to swipe Matt and Butch's cookies (and get all the others in on it) should have clued all the others in on just what an untrustworthy back-stabber they have in their midst. The amusement factor in his game is going to be worth nothing if the back-stabber aspect becomes too obvious. Honorable Mentions: Butch for being careless with the pirhana, Deena for taking a dive in IC9, Heidi's assets speech. ARRRRRRR!!!!
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-17-03, 05:28 PM (EST)
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22. "Voting Closed" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-17-03 AT 05:29 PM (EST)You good peeps have been doing some excellent gufu-spotting this season, I must say. Look for the reclaim vote to go up tomorrow (I want to see if there's anything in the recrap to indicate what recontendors there should be). Our Contendors Thru Week 8! (week 1) Ryan and Daniel on the Balance Beam (IC1)! (week 1) Jenna Washes Undies! (week 1) Tambaqui Testosterogufu! (week 2) JoAnna's Holy War! (week 2) Christy's Performance at TC2! (weeks 1 and 2) Jaburu Fail to Shelter Themselves! (week 3) Dan's TC3 Performance! (week 3) Tambaqui Don't Pay Attention at Challenges! (week 4, tie) Shawna Gives Up! (week 4, tie) Heidi's Narcissism! (week 5) Jenna's Big Mouth! (week 5) Benedict Heidi! (week 6, tie) Alex Falls For Shawna! (week 6, tie) Rob Overplays the Game! (week 7) Roger Takes a Dive (IC7)! (week 7) Heidi and Jenna Strip (RC7)! (week 8) Men Knock Each Other Out, IC8! (week 8) Dave Shows He's a Powerhouse! (week 9) Deena's Arrogance/Hands Matt Immunity! It was touch and go there for awhile, looked like Deena might overtake Deena but Deena was making a strong showing in third with a chance to take the cake! Ultimately, though, Deena toughed it out and held onto a slight lead while hitting the tape! ARRRRRRR!!!!
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