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"Standing O: dangerkitty"
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ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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02-15-02, 12:53 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-15-02 AT 04:46 PM (EST)OMG, how much do I totally adore and love my DK doll!!!! A basher babe of the hightest order, THE Goddess of Words, and a summary writer untouched by most! Now, you guys know how even though I loooooved me some Silas, I knew his "limitations" (*coughcoughNoBrainCellscoughcough!*). I can honestly say, in her summary, DK had me in hysterics with several Silas-aimed zings, including... Silas (confessional): If there was ever a Tribal Council and there was a tie and I had votes, then…umm, let’s see carry the two, divide by,ummm….well, more is bad. Silas: Jeff, Lindsey was a raving idiot the first night, Jeff, but after that it was fine, Jeff, and now we are all a big happy family, Jeff. <ping> This game has never been fair, Jeff. Jeff, whoever said this game was fair? And my absolute favorite.... there is some entertainment value as we watch Silas try to figure out how to get his ballot into the box (think about that if you’ve been wondering what he’s like in bed, ladies). (AACCKKK!!! Et tu, Brute/DK??? LOL!!) ... and of course, the well-used, infamous SAC!!!! Oh, hon, you had me just about peeing with laughter over every single shot fired!!! Aside from being side-splittingly funny, sharp and intelligent, she's got one of the biggest hearts in the world! She has been so incredibly good to me, I just don't even know how to thank her! Supportive, kind, it's no wonder I always call her my DK Doll, because that's what this lady is, a total absolute doll!!! So, let's hoist her up on our shoulders (hey, watch the claws near my juglar vein!!! Sheesh!), and parade her around the room, SBlows one and only GODDESS OF WORDS!!! Luv ya so much, hon!!! Edit to add: "Lighten up, Francis" - ROFLMAO! I reeeeemeeeember thaaaat!!! Nuthin' further needs to be said, me thinks! **************************************** Visit BlossomArt's Ebay Page!
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SherpaDave 8326 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-15-02, 05:01 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
Woohoo! I'm so glad Scribe started this one! This was going to be about the third Standing O I started way back when, but I was worried DK might be uncomfortable about it, so I held off. So I'm really happy to get to give her a proper Standing O now!As I recall, DK and Roni were the first two people I met in the Bar lo these many moons ago. What a way to be welcomed in! And it's only gotten better from there. From making kitty porn in the bar with her and IceCat in the hot tub to flirting with her hubby on AIM while she laughed her ass off behind him, DK has never failed to put a smile on my face. But I'm actually gonna step aside from the personal for this standing O to recognize DK's amazing talent. Having now subjected myself to writing a couple episode summaries, I can tell you it's not as easy as it looks. But DK makes it look absolutely effortless. And her summaries, for me, were by far the best thing about Survivor 3. I was talking in the Bar with a few people recently about episode summaries for Survivor 4, and while we all thought that individually, most of the summaries were terrific, the one thing we missed was continuity. And considering that, I'd love to see DK tackle all of S4 if she has time. Her summaries were the most seriously laugh-out-loud funny, hands down. While I miss her in the Bar and here on OT (and respect her reasons for absenting herself), I hope to be able to see lots of her in summaries this coming season. For DK, my applause might be a little quieter, but it's only because I'm laughing so hard that my hands sometimes miss each other. When I catch my breath, though, I'm screaming "Encore!" at the top of my lungs. Kitty, you ring my bell. Write hard and clear about what hurts. - Ernest Hemingway Criminals From the Neck Up
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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02-15-02, 11:04 PM (EST)
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9. "Do you hear an echo?" |
I do--and I hope it doesn't diminish the impact of what people are saying (that's why I hate the kind of thing where you have to say loving things about everybody--they all end up sounding the same, even when you put a lot of thought and effort into them. . .)DK, you KNOW I love and admire you (take it any way you want)--I don't need to fawn over you for you to know what I think! It's just that you accidentally multiplied my own anguish, and now I feel obligated to return the dubious favor. . . hehehe Besides, MIS had the presence of mind to point out your NICENESS, which I also think stands out. It's just unfortunate that the word leads me on a digression to the Andy Griffith episode where they have to find a date for Thelma Lou's cousin, or Thelma Lou and Helen won't go to the dance--and her cousin is the homely handyman from Green Acres, remember? They talk Mary Grace and Gomer into the blind date by telling them that the other is "nice--really nice" and after the usual misunderstandings, Gomer DOES declare the gawky, troll-faced girl "REALLY naaahce!" Of course, we all know that "nice" is the only relevant part of the story here, because you are anything BUT the kind of girl who would have to date Gomer--but what would this be without one of my famous forays into Off-the-Wallville? DK--with wit as sharp as her claws, and undeniable niceness (not just the kind you get when you open a can of Friskies!)--I am so glad our paths crossed! GT (and slurpee is right--that whole hot tub scene was perhaps the most disturbingly erotic thing I've been a party to. . . whoooo! *fans herself in an attempt to simmer down*)
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volmel 362 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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02-15-02, 07:47 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
When I was new at SB during S2, I wandered into the chat for the first time. Wow, there were like 20 people in there. I recognized a name from the boards - Dangerkitty. She had a really cool signature picture and I commented on it. She said thanks and aren't they all FUN? That's the picture I have of DK. Laughing, positive, sweet, the kind of person that says, "come on in. We're glad you're here. Having you here will add to the fun." What a wonderful quality to have.People are drawn to DK. She even "types" with an enthusiasm and a smile in her words. And don't even get me started on her summaries! Talk about peeing your pants and spitting tea! All the praise you get DK is very well deserved. You are one of the greats of Survivor Blows. I tip my hat and raise my glass to you. Thanks from all of us for being special and making us feel special.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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02-15-02, 08:29 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
Horray for DK!Dangerkitty is yet another gem (along with our wonderful Itz) we picked up during our temporary move to EZ! Not only is she one of the sweetest, honest, and kind people I have ever met on this board, (not to mention a looker ) she is also a writer and humorist I am in awe of. This place is surely better for having her as a part of it.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-16-02, 00:08 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
What can I say about dangerkitty that all the rest of you haven't said ad nauseum. Well, I had a blast turning her doppleganger in BV into sillykitty, and I have to thank her for the inspiration. Honestly, I mean it, that gag wasn't originally going to be as extreme as I made it but then one night she got sauced up and posted some jibberish that amounted to saying she was sauced up and leaving for the islands and how gosh-all popular she was in high school. She was also the only writer/player of BV who booted her own doppleganger, and I really admired that. That's all really a long way of getting around to saying she's a gutsy babe, real to the core, and a good sport. She took her name from a credit card commercial though and that's always been an unfathomable absurdity in my view, there's nothing plastic or phoney about DK. So, a toast of catnip brew to our Goddess of Words, just go easy on it this time huh! SMILES ARE FREE
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NightScribe 761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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02-16-02, 12:36 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
Sami -- this is great! I bet you can still get it into the contest. There aren't enough threads up about dk, and there really should be. I am glad I didn't have to compose a poem, but very happy you did such a great job with it. Now hurrrrry and get that entered into the WSC.dk, if you make the font really tiny, you could put this entire poem under your new sig pic. I would love to read it every time you post! rise up and hear the Whores Reminds me of Hemmingway's classic . . . . For whom the Whores call They call for thee Kitty! (O.K. that was a really bad paraphrase, but I bet OFG could do better) runs off giggling and wondering when dk will administer my punishment. Guess that makes two ass-kickings I got coming to me. *sigh*
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-17-02, 06:23 PM (EST)
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20. "Standing Ode" |
Punishment #1, Scribe...Hemmingway stole that "For Whom the Bells Toll" line from John Donne! Credit the poet who deserves it, my dear. Now if you were 400 years old, like me, you would know that. Youngsters these days! Great thread! I hope everyone knows I love DK, I'm just too damn lazy to get all those nice praiseful thoughts assembled that these SO's require. However, I admire all of you who make the effort tremendously!
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Frau Hexe 716 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-17-02, 12:40 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
I'm finally getting around to this, and I have absolutely no idea what took me so long except that I wanted to say just the right thing to make DK laugh and cry and, well, i'm just not feeling quite that creative, and probably should write her for some advice about how to become more witty, but alas, well, she just, hmmm.... Well, she's the goddess of words for crying out loud! That said, Dangerkitty has my favorite screenname, I do believe. I too had seen that credit card commercial, and I too had thought, "damn, that would be a very cool online personna." Of course, she had the idea first, and, in fact, I had no use for a screen name at the time, and it really suits her better anyway. So, yeah, I love the screen name. But in all seriousness, Dangerkitty is spectacular. I was told by some people when I first joined the boards that I should really pay attention to her posts when she came back from her trip to Hawaii because they thought I would really like her, and wow did I! Dangerkitty is loads of fun, very witty, kind, thoughtful, brilliant, and a true goddess of words. What more can I say? So, a giant, jumping up and down, screaming standing O for you, DK. Thanks for making the overall SB experience a truly addictive one (because you know it's your fault! ) Oh, and if you need to kick my partner's ass, you have my permission--just let me know if you need any help. She's been a bit of a stinker lately! We love men. We just don't want to see them naked.~ Two Nice Girls
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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02-17-02, 03:19 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
Summing up DK is as easy as saying just seeing her name attached to a thread or a reply post makes me SMILE with anticipation cause I know she is going to add to the fun!! I remember when Dangerkitty showed up here. It was like she was all over the place at once...very hard to keep up with....witty, sharp, the girl's got game!! After a week it was like she had been around SB forever; she filled a big hole we didn't realize existed until she arrived. And watching DK "work" her way through Bar Chat was a wonder to behold...everybody, male and female, felt like volunteering to be a "scratching post" cause she makes people feel good!! She deserves all the "titles" bestowed on her for all she has contributed to these boards. And I'm glad to be counted among her friends. Dalton
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-17-02, 03:43 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
ACCCKKKK How did I miss this one???? I Love Kitty. She is wonderful. Honest, warm, funny, kind ( will resist the word nice, since I hate when people accuse me of being nice Hehehehehe) Kitty is so sharp, so quick, so dangerous.And not to dis any other current summary writers, but can D-Kitty write them all??? Please!!!! I Love this Lady, always have, always will. Standing Up for that Dangerous Kitten!!!
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sleeeve 3456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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02-17-02, 04:51 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
DK is witty, sweet, amazing, smart, fun, and a great person. I miss her presence in chat, but am honored that she's still active on our boards.To top it all off, DK is a phenomenal summary writer... her finale summary was one of the best I've ever read, and it stands along side the rest of her summaries! For all this, and much more, you truly deserve a standing O, DK!
You never know what might be up my sleeeve...
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-18-02, 05:25 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Standing O: dangerkitty" |
dang it - I almost missed another one! DK is the best. Period. End of discussion. Everyone here has said it all so well, but I'm gonna say it again anyway. I am just in awe of DK. She has an incredibe spirit about her - she's so encouraging and always focuses on the positive And don't' even get me started on her summaries -- DK kicks some serious ass! I'm not very good at these - but I think you're just an amazing person DK! You've encouraged me more than you know with your actions and your words! You have made me laugh so many times and you've made me stand up a little straighter too if that makes any sense. The bar is not the same without you. I miss your humor and your spirit. I understand your absence, but I still miss you a real whole lot! And for what it's worth my cat's middle name is dangerkitty - that's not a coincidence you know! You are truly the Goddess of Words - and a very special person!
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