1) Why does Jello get all hard and rubbery if you leave it in the fridge after a while?It doesn't, everything else in the vicinity just gets softer and more like molasses.
2) Is every wooden hydro pole like, a whole actual tree? If not, where do they get those long thin chunks of wood from?
It isn't, they're actually made of paper.
3) If everybody listened to PETA and went vegetarian, wouldn't the world become a scary place where cows and buffalo and chickens run amok causing havoc in the streets of every major metropolitan area?
It wouldn't. Most people don't know this, but PETA actually stands for the Physical Education Team of America. So if everyone listened to PETA, they'd chase all the animals off the streets.
4) If shakes the clown and leif erikson were to meet in real life, don't you think they would become gay lovers and live happily ever after?
They wouldn't. shakes the clown and Leif Eriksen might though.
5) How come "play doh" and "Plato" sound the same, but are two entirely different things? (One is a putty like substance, the other is a philosopher who believes in stupid crap!)
They don't. One has a "D" sound where the other has a "T" sound.
6) Why can't I find my snuggle bunny? WHY OH WHY CAN'T I FIND MY SNUGGLE BUNNY?????????????????????!????????!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't. You could always go buy a new snuggle bunny, though.
Lots of fun, BB 
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- Jeff Probst
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