Wow, I'm touched that you guys remember the GIJ and are asking for it back! Now I'm all warm and tingly down there.

Yeah, my life's been pretty tough lately, but why don't I make an attempt this week to do a column for you guys and see how it goes? Hell, it's worth a try. Maybe I'll be more bitchy than previous. (Is that possible?)

Be aware though that I require and feed upon massive amounts of unabashed loving and/or seething hatred in the form of replies to my post in order to survive. No wishy-washy, namby-pamby, middle ground "it was just a'ight" responses are acceptable.

Either find what you love or find what you hate, but don't come to me with apathy, I get enough of that from my current non-boyfriend.

And if I do post, feel free to share it with others, as long as you ask first. No one here has pissed me off about that, so no worries here, as long as I'm credited I don't care.

'Love' and air-kisses,

Larry Todd Johnson

P.S.: I no longer have a website for this stuff, I let that go last year.