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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-04-05, 06:44 AM (EST) "It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Everybody here -- to honor... the spirit of the inventor... you know, he must have invented some stuff and we never found out what it was, so maybe -- well, it's not like there's much of a market for the six-hundred-word sentence -- plus they're hard... so hard... to carry... but we had a topic and the topic was Markus -- poor, railroaded Markus -- who wasn't tied to the tracks -- so sad -- and we should honor him, really we should, by -- what was I talking about again -- oh, right, Markus -- and talking -- something about talking and talking and talking and never actually getting anywhere -- if I had another fifty thousand words, I'm sure I could pin it down eventually... how much time do we have?   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Oscirus 11-04-05 1  Question mrc 11-04-05 2  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! CouchTater 11-04-05 3    RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Silvergirl1 11-06-05 23  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! JessicaRN 11-04-05 4    RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Estee 11-04-05 5    RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Oscirus 11-04-05 6        RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Estee 11-04-05 7            RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! CouchTater 11-04-05 8                RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Oscirus 11-04-05 9                RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Reeflex7 11-04-05 10  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! ginger 11-04-05 11    RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! JessicaRN 11-04-05 12  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Angelfood 11-04-05 13  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Tough Cookie 11-04-05 14    RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! JoshInSGV 11-04-05 15  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! weltek 11-04-05 16  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! RonReports 11-04-05 17    RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Wacko Jacko 11-04-05 18        RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! JoshInSGV 11-04-05 19            RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! Dr Zaius 11-04-05 21  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! realityfreek 11-04-05 20  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! ochooker 11-05-05 22  RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! EnfanTerrible 11-07-05 24    RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! DrKegel 11-09-05 25        RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day! EnfanTerrible 11-18-05 26

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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 11-04-05, 08:15 AM (EST) 1. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" WHat do you mean talk like markus? Are you trying to say talk too much or too little or make no sense or are you maybe trying to railroad me with that question because Im not really understanding your point eeven though im awesome and this whole board is against me I still am not getting what you are trying to say waitt is that a yoy cool anyway what was I saying this task is totally set up for me to fail you are just trying to blame me if it goes all awry but Im the teflon don and I will not hey where is everybody going? Thank you for giving me honor in hat form.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-04-05, 08:39 AM (EST) 2. "Question" Well, there's this time continuum, see, and if you hop on a skateboard, you'll see a watch with hands, kind of like Mr. Potato Head. Buzz and Woody were great. The hair, particularly, is voluminous. Spray. At which point I said, "Why bother?" So I did. And they sucked big ones. This posts makes as much sense as: A. A post from the AI boards. B. One of mrc's regular posts. C. A paragraph written by a 5-year-old. D. Both A and C. E. Markus' thoughts as he flips channels. Bonus: If E, what movies does this paragraph refer to? Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004   Top

CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-04-05, 09:48 AM (EST) 3. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Well, I'd like to say that I contributed a lot. I mean you know when Adam asked me I told them I have an idea but when we were in the hallway I was contributing. I don't understand, I mean I talk very well you know, in contributing, and Adam was keeping me off to the side, it's not my fault. I was really a railroad, Mr. Trump, I mean I get straight to the point and I don't understand, really I don't believe you when you say good luck, Ok, but it was me who said that the Lamborghini should be jealous and no one else. It was my job to create the assessment of the quality of the class we presented last night and I think I did a, well you know It was me who was the coach standing on the side, yeah that was my job on this task. And if I say so myself, I did an excellent job.   Top

Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-06-05, 03:18 AM (EST) 23. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" You sound type like he talks, LOL! It sounds like he's on drugs, or he really needs to be on some type of meds. Handcrafted by RollDdice 2005 Marcus, is that really you? Swim with me   Top

JessicaRN 1112 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-04-05, 09:51 AM (EST) 4. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Supposedly Donald hand picked all of the applicants this season, but you have to wonder how Marcus made it as far as he did. How could he possibly pass any interview? Actually, how could he possibly do anything because he can't get to the point. Even inventing would have to have a direct route and plan and he seems incapable of this. Don't you wonder if he has a wife? children? friends?   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-04-05, 09:55 AM (EST) 5. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" children? That's almost an invitation to make tomorrow 'Have Sex Like Markus Day!', but it's almost a self-answering question. To keep it under the limit: either way, he'd eventually have to finish...   Top

Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 11-04-05, 10:10 AM (EST) 6. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" All but one, I'nm thinking that Marcus was the one that trump didn't pick. Thank you for giving me honor in hat form.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-04-05, 10:17 AM (EST) 7. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Last night, I thought it was Clay -- but that was based on Donald not knowing his orientation. Or pretending not to so he could set up his spaghetti metaphor, which I'm convinced is the reason Clay slammed the suite door open. That's the one piece of information I really want to see come out in the finale: which contestant did Donald not personally cast?   Top

CouchTater 1046 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-04-05, 10:21 AM (EST) 8. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Sorry, but what was the spaghetti metaphor? I've forgotten already. I thought that Clay slammed the door open because everyone turned on him.   Top

Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 11-04-05, 10:24 AM (EST) 9. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Trump compared being gay to going to a restaurant, he likes Steak while some people like sphaghetti. I think Trump knew all about Clay and that he was messing with clay to show hime how it feels to be on the receiving end of discriminatory comments. Thank you for giving me honor in hat form.   Top

Reeflex7 187 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-04-05, 10:53 AM (EST) 10. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" When Clay & Adam got into the elevator Clay said to him "don't talk to me". Clay was clearly ticked at Adam, probably for bringing up the Jew comment in the boardroom. And I cringed at the spaghetti metaphor, which didn't work and added nothing to the discussion except to give Trump a chance to (sarcasm on) dazzle us with his rapier wit (sarcasm off).   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-04-05, 12:21 PM (EST) 11. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" You know, Estee, I have always, you know. Well it seems to me, Estee, when I, you know, I always. Well you know.   Top

JessicaRN 1112 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-04-05, 01:08 PM (EST) 12. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Wouldn't it be fascinating & frightening to be able to read Markus' mind? It makes you wonder how a person can function with a thought process like that. I thought it was funny when Clay basically told the women that you couldn't rush him or make him listen to rules. Does anyone know if he has a college education? I'm not sure he has book smarts or street smarts.   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 11-04-05, 01:36 PM (EST) 13. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Fave quotes: "If nobody comes back, it'll be kinda like a black hole." "Now, i'm not done, I'm close to being done."   Top

Tough Cookie 256 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 11-04-05, 02:43 PM (EST) 14. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Markus: rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope, rope. Oh look he hung himself. Siggie Courtesy of tribelphyl! And that's the way the cookie crumbles   Top

JoshInSGV 737 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 11-04-05, 02:52 PM (EST) 15. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Markus suffers from a very rare condition called Diarrhea of the Mouth. Do you guys remember that Craig, from season 3, suffered from a similar ailment? How do these morons make it past the casting interviews?? It boggles my mind.   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 11-04-05, 03:23 PM (EST) 16. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" You see, I wasn't going to watch--this season--it's it's--all stale, but, you see, it might have potential--and I'd want to know...see, if it really had potential. If I was missing anything--I'd really want to know. Wouldn't you?? And then I saw nothing happening--but talking--a lot of it--Carolyn's hair is getting longer. But Markus..was distracting...I said to Chris...who is my husband...there's only one freak on here--it seems. But I digress...   Top

RonReports 218 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 11-04-05, 04:32 PM (EST) 17. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Marcus should be remembered for the final words that he spoke in his final taxi ride: "Yuh know, yuh know, yuh know, uh, I speak intelligently."   Top

Wacko Jacko 2438 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 11-04-05, 04:43 PM (EST) 18. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Don't you think that Marcus's taxicab rid was edited to make him look like a dufus? Words seemed to flow with The other contestents in the past in the cab ride. You don't think that they were given multiple takes. With markus they left his screw ups in their to have him fit right into the way they editted him.   Top

JoshInSGV 737 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 11-04-05, 04:57 PM (EST) 19. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" I dont think its the editing. I actually do think that Markus is a mumbling idiot, just as he's been depicted on the show. Since the first episode, Markus demonstrated to have very limited communication skills. Had the men lost the first task, Markus would have been the first one to be fired. Unfortunatelly, Kristi lead her team to failure and Melissa was a bigger nuisance that week and was lynched by the coven... I mean fired by Trump. =)   Top

Dr Zaius 37 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge" 11-04-05, 07:43 PM (EST) 21. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Marcus made himself look like an idiot. Just watch the single shot of him in the taxi when it doesn't cut. He can't construct a meaningful sentence.   Top

realityfreek 116 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 11-04-05, 05:38 PM (EST) 20. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" In an article I ran across today states that Markus has called DT out to a public debate. To prove that ya know that he can ya know speak about stuff..oh ya know. Article at realityblurred.   Top

ochooker 96 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square" 11-05-05, 03:56 AM (EST) 22. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" How can I, with this many highlights, dubious side part, orange tanned glow.....even have TIME to worry about little nuancies such as forming legible sentences, sweeping floors, ordering food?? Like, duh! This is the Apprentice, not Americas top model....Im supposed to be here to look my best- not to focus on proving my intelligence or inner strengths! If I was that kind of genius Id be over on Tyra's show already- Duh!!   Top

EnfanTerrible 1239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-07-05, 11:04 AM (EST) 24. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" Okay, it's like, from the standpoint of, if you were thinkng kind of along the lines of, well, let's put it this way. Okay? So. One one hand, I was just imagining that the concept of the visualization, in its idealized sense, because idealism is, well, it is an abstraction, and my approach, if I may be so bold, because boldness is not an aberration. Thank you.   Top

DrKegel 430 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 11-09-05, 02:07 PM (EST) 25. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" That's the point. Everbody wants to be me, but when I try to ... then ... well, I am railroaded. And you know what I mean when I say that. From the standpoint of work, no one can say I didn't contribute. But my mind doesn't work that way. You say, "Why the hell can't you light a match?" But I say, "Smooth as silk," and I'm sure people will back me on this. When I was in Spain, I learned from an old matador how to cut my steak. For it's not in the chewing, but when you are set upon by these spontaneous functions of interaction, well, then you have something I just can't boogie with. I'm me. Glory in it and those that don't understand where I am or what direction is north, what am I supposed to say to that? "My fortune is me and my worth," is my motto. I can't defend what isn't there to defend or pretend to see things that aren't there. And I'm being perfectly honest when I say that to people who are clearly not impressed by their best interests in saying that.   Top

EnfanTerrible 1239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 11-18-05, 04:36 PM (EST) 26. "RE: It's Talk Like Markus Day!" It has been a railroad from the beginning, sir.   Top

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