Well here it is...my latest effort. Hope this passes Bebo!Survivor
(To the tune of one week/Jerry Springer
by the Barenaked Ladies/Weird Al)It's been three weeks since we got to see
Cocky guys screw up their immunity
Two weeks since they had the show
where we all found out Joanna was a stupid ho
Three days since those awful males
decide to dream of catching some of that tail
Yesterday it occurred to me
that there's not much to this seasons survivor
Holy cow, d'you see it this week?
There were these three freaks
who thought their boobs would mean a shoo-in
Do you recall the RC brawl
became a total free for all
as all contestants tried to make it with the enemy?
Hey, see Heidi stick her chest out
and make her lips pout
and all the guys lose all their brain cells
Now here comes Daniel's next guess
he's such a dufus
'cause he forgot, and just said "oh well"
It was like self-control they hate
It's like when animals must mate
They all exhibit High-school locker room behavior
flash of your eyes, and heavy sighs
they all are lies, but that team dies
They get so flustered that they should have signed a waiver
They're always raggin, shelters laggin, and they're pointin' blame
Oh the air? Who cares? they have no shame
This is a tribe of girls who thought it very strange
when they learned that in the Amazon it might rain
They have a tendency to b!tch and moan constantly
They have a history of taking off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight
With Roger and Alex over which sex was alright
Five days since that awful brawl
When hosanna stayed awake and complained about a stupid doll
It's been three days since the bitter feud
between the girls and a spider willing to eat their food
Yesterday it finally dawned on me
that there's just not much to this seasons survivor (conversation on camera)
Rob: Guys, I'm gonna score!
Daniel: Oh? Well, with which one?
Rob: All of them
Dave: Oh! Well, I'll be sleepin' with the ones you don't get!
Butch: Yah? Well, I'm not dead yet!
Rodger: Oh! you must wait, and procreate!(scowling)
Rob: And I'll be sleeping with Heidi!(Howling)
Daniel: Heidi? You wish!
Alex: Well, somebody is gonna have to take Joanna!
Matthew:Ewwwwwwww! They go to Ic, and there's just no stoppin'
their brains shut down, and their skills keep droppin'
MB's the king of titillation
He's a sensation
These guys have "mastered" Master(Censored)
It's totally stupid, like a mad scheme
It's like a bad dream
Don't wanna sleep, but you cant wake up
These guys can't untie their knots
can't find the weak spots
They just keep trying hard in everyway
If you've seen the show, well then you know
It's just as low as you can go
The guys are horney, and their brains are set to low beam
It's pretty lame to see a dame
play at this game when its the same
week after week, its really just a cryin’ shame Well it's the kind of game where a player moans and berates
wavin’ a hand, turns his back on his tribe-mate
"Idol, Idol!" Now Joanna starts her favorite chant
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it repeatedly
I have a history of bashing each one It's been three weeks since the show about
Tammie's with cocky problems they should work out
Two weeks since the epiphany
When the Jabber's found out a shelter they just might need
Three days since they interviewed
for a leader to give them hope for shelter and food
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been watchin' a bit to much of survivor
Tired of all the crap on survivor
I've got way too much class to watch this survivor
Just shoot me now, and I'll give you a fiver!
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