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"Misc. Thoughts About Stupid People"
anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings
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02-14-03, 10:31 PM (EST)
 
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1. You know, the guys in high school who had to tell us all how cool they were usually turned out to be the biggest jerks...........I had a real deja vu moment last night watching the "men" bond and strut.2. Why did the men assume that the women would be crying and at a total loss? What does this say about the women in their lives? Have they never watched Survivor? Alicia? Tina? Susan? Kathy? Hello? Even Zoe could have kicked most of their asses at the game and in life in general. 3. How can you be on Survivor SIX, Janet, and NOT know it is going to be physically challenging? Have you lived under a rock? Couldn't you have caught at least one episode on tape somewhere? 4. Someone smack Jenna now. And who does she model swimsuits for? Skanky Hos R Us? She is fast becoming the stupidest person on TV. Washing out your underwear???? WTF??????? 5. Little men need the validation of big knives. I kept waiting for someone to get sliced...I see blood in their futures. Someone's tool is going to get out of hand. 6. Did I miss the contest for elementary school children: Create the Survivor Immunity Idol? Was it some tie-in with Crayola or Play-Dough that I missed? I sincerely hope no "professional" was paid for the work that went into that object. 7. Deaf or not, Christy, when the tribe walks off en mass, you do **not* stand there and watch. You are not blind. FOLLOW THEM. 8. Daniel and Ryan have to feel like the biggest schmuks in the entire world. I cannot believe that they continued to botch that balance beam even while they crawled across it. It was pathetic. I have never laughed so hard at two Survivors in a challenge in the history of the series. Sometimes there is justice in the world, isn't there? 9. While it pissed me off that the men assumed the women were boohooing and failing, it pissed me off even more to see that they pretty much were. Is it editing or were they really that inept? Repeat after me girls--Shelter. Food. Fire. They had a flint and steel and kerosene--how could they **not** get a fire started? It should have been difficult for them to keep **from** blowing the place up with those items. Did they spend more time worrying about which bikini to bring than reading up on basic wilderness skills (okay, that answer is obvious)
10. Jiffy looks just yummy, doesn't he?
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LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings
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02-15-03, 01:00 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Misc. Thoughts About Stupid People" |
1. I hate Jenna with a hatred that I haven't had since Cleosarah. Is there more than one brain cell working there girl? Clean underwear over shelter and food? Yep, if I die of hunger, it will be ok because hey, I have clean underwear on that I cleaned in our one pot.2. Ok Dave, rocket scientist buy. I knew Colby Donaldson, and you son, are no Colby Donaldson. 3. Daniel, even though I am a girl, I felt for you. Going over that log that many times must have hurt like hell on your balls. 4. Christy, I understand that you have a disability, but SPEAK UP! When everyone is walking away, ask them where they are going! 5. Oh and Rob, I really wish I knew Will Kirby and you son, are no Will Kirby. But I loved the comment Jiffy Probst said at the end! 
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MellowYellow 346 desperate attention whore postings
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02-15-03, 07:03 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Misc. Thoughts About Stupid People" |
So true!I guess I'm a practical gal, but if I were headed to the Amazon for Survivor I don't think my matching leopard print Victoria's Secret would have been my underwear of choice,unless I was planning on seducing a wild cat. Yes, somebody slap her! Janet, Janet, Janet! Eva Gabor would be doing better than you in the wild! Ryan and Daniel looked like fools and they deserved to have their over inflated little things get scrapped on the log. I agree with your take on Christy, she needs to assert herself. The others won't be making the effort to initiate communication. I think most of these survivors would die if they were dropped off in Rio De Janeiro during Carnival without a camera crew! What nobody speaks English?
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TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings
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02-16-03, 02:47 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Camera Presence" |
Jenna.
Two words: Swimsuit. model.She's there for us to laugh at. Hey didn't your momma tell you to always have on clean underwear? You never know what might happen. You might need to flash some men to manipulate them. All those stereotypes in one contestant. Its a beautiful thing. 
These reality show contestants need a reality check!
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Rebel Crown 1413 desperate attention whore postings
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02-16-03, 08:45 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Why Does MB hate Pennsylvania?" |
<<nicer than the peeps we've come across in the states of New York and Michigan during our frequent weekend trips.>>I'm so sorry to hear this about Michigan, Pepe. I always try to be nice to skunks.  Of couse, one does not see very many skunks in Detroit; well, until baseball season begins, anyway.
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bubbastan 625 desperate attention whore postings
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02-19-03, 01:32 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Why Does MB hate Pennsylvania?" |
Thanks Pepe! For my part, I've always been kind to "striped kitties", and they are not uncommon visitors, who seem to appreciate the forests and fields of PA, not to mention the occasional unattended garbage cans. My dog, on the other hand, learned the hard way that it doesn't pay to be inhospitable to black and white striped visitors.
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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02-16-03, 11:08 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Why Does MB hate Pennsylvania?" |
>>>MB must have some sort of grudge against my state to keep casting such pathetic representation.<<<>>>To my knowledge, there have been only 3 Suvivors from PA<<< Hey that's untrue, you're forgetting Gervase...okay bad example. 
(Another IceCat original  )
The Top 5 FLL Castaways1. Neleh Dennis (11 weeks at #1)
2. Colby Donaldson (5 weeks at #1)
2. Helen Glover (5 weeks at #1)
4. Amber Brkich (4 weeks at #1)
4. Lex Van Den Burghe (4 weeks at #1)
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bubbastan 625 desperate attention whore postings
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02-19-03, 01:36 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Why Does MB hate Pennsylvania?" |
Hey Survy, you are right, I'm busted. I did forget about Gervase. Well, at least he had a personality (apparently one that I found unforgetable), so that's something.
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings
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02-17-03, 01:33 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Misc. Thoughts About Stupid People" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-17-03 AT 01:38 AM (EST)I love the stupidity...I live for it....It's what makes the show worth watching...Its..oh..ahem....sorry. 1. Gotta agree Kim, the locker room bonding was really "special" as was the horn dogging during tribal council. But you gotta love Jeffs reaction to it!! There is life in that guy after all. 2. As for why they thought they were going to just rock the house over the women--MB must have made "male testostorone levels well over brain cells" part of this seasons criteria. But hey, at least we will have something cool to write about now. 3. Maybe she was watching the Bachelor. You only have to survive 24 other pathetic souls and a jerk holding a rose. 4 & 5. Perfection...wish I had said that! 6. Yes, the idol is ugly. Yes the idol is pathetic. But at least it doesn't look like Pier One Imports blew up over the tribal council set! 7. Does anyone else wonder why she didn't think about some of the things she whined about BEFORE she applied for the show?! 8. Slip sliding away...slip sliding away. The nearer the destination, the more the slip sliding away. Balls hurt..nuff said. 9. It's editing (as well as stupidity) Its more important to perpetuate the stereotype that women can't get along together. If course, fighting about important things like which men are "hotties" and whos thong is the sexiest under a roof, next to a fire, while eating something would be better...but hey, this IS a thread devoted to stupidity.  SunnyBunny
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