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"S6 Gufu Award: Week 1"
dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-13-03, 06:57 PM (EST)
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"S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
S1 (ep 7) Pagong's Anti-Alliance Voting (non)Strategy! S2 (ep 11) Amber Doesn't Reallign With Kucha! S3 (ep 4) Silas' Strategy Proposal! S4 (ep 8) Rotu 4 Reveal Boot Order at IC8! S5 (ep 7) Shii Ann's Defection Strategy!Yes, friends, it is time once more to begin the process of determining the dangdumbest game move, this time down Amazon way. Each week you will have two nomination/votes you may make, based on dangdumb things you see them do on the show. You may make a new nomination or support something already nominated, or both! You may also honorably mention as much dangdumbness as you want! The Gufu Award was established to recognize dangdumb game moves, and rest assured there will be plenty of dangdumbness to go around, there always is. If you're new and don't understand, let some oldbies make some nomination posts, you will quickly catch on. If any posts are made to this thread prior to the episode airing in your time zone, you are under a spoiler advisory, proceed at your own risk or back out the way you came. It's Gufu Time, Let's Get 'Em! ARRRRRRR!!!!
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dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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02-13-03, 11:53 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
1. The men thinking it's easier to lie down on the log in order to get across it rather than to walk. I've never seen anything so hilariously funny. Cost them immunity. 2. Jenna washing clothes (including buffs) on the second day when there is neither food nor shelter. Little Miss Beauty Queen may possibly be dumber than Ryan and Daniel.
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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-14-03, 10:40 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
1. The trash-talking men - How pathetic was that balance beam effort after all that smack they ran? Especially from the head trash talker himself, Daniel. I guess we can add "balance" to the list of things that steroids destroy. (BTW Danny, 3 days without a shower is not your biggest obstacle in getting Shawna. It's being a complete hyper-competetive, wrestling-speak spewing, bonehead.)Nice strategy, guys. Way to give the women even more incentive to kick your muscle-bound asses. It's called "bulletin board" material, and if any of you lunkheads watch sports (what are the odds, right?), you should know better. 2. The buff-washing women - It's really hard to narrow this down. Honestly, outside of their improbable comeback in the IC, the women were an embarrassment. Their camp (if you can even call it that) is a wreck. They lost their oars while fishing. They couldn't even start a freaking fire with a flint and a machete for God's sake. Still, the absolutely dumbest thing of all was spending all that time, effort, and water to wash your buffs on day 2! Somewhere in America, BB was smiling, though. Fester
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-16-03, 05:06 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
They couldn't even start a freaking fire with a flint and a machete for God's sakeDon't forget, they had kerosene. They were also trying to light punky, rotted wood, and couldn't figure out why it kept going out... Okay, here's what you do to start a fire with flint, a knife, and KEROSENE: (and it's possible to figure this out, the guys did, and Dog are THEY stupid...) Get some tinder and pile it up. Dry's nice, but not critical. dribble some kerosene on the pile (ummm... DUH) spark the flint on the edge of the blade a very few times slowly add dry-ish wood as the fire grows. As anotherKim said, it's shocking they can manage to keep from setting THEMSELVES on fire, y'know? sheesh. -- jv
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SurvivaBear 2634 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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02-14-03, 10:43 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
Both my nominations go to the men this week (So many gufus and only two nominations).First, the brilliant strategy of males attempting to "straddle" a balance beam. I LMAO when Danny rolls off head first into Ryan's waiting arms. Secondly, taking Jiffy's frat party bait. JP: "So, what do you guys think of the girls? . . . You j@ck@sses, get your head in the game!" Jeff belongs on Bashers. Jenna does deserve honarable mention. Does she have some experience with creatures taking up residence in her unmentionables? Jenna thinks, "OMH, I don't want to go through that a fifth time!" Beware the Bear! An IceCat Original, © 2002
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wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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02-14-03, 11:37 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
Bear! Cooker and I wondered the same thing about Jenna, She should be used to things crawling in her pants by now...
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Gin 51 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-14-03, 11:27 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
This is a tough one for me, but I'm gonna have to go with#1: Dramatic balance beam flop. Kinda reminded me of that commercial for the alaskan cruise where the guys are struggling on the "cliff" & the girl says If you guys don't quit it, I'm gonna miss my massage. #2: Rodger agressively claiming the "Captain Di*k" position from the onset. Honorable mention for washing panties in drinking water.
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Rosewood 479 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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02-14-03, 01:44 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
I am voting with Bebo on this one:Helloooo!?! Chickies ?! There are leeches, spiders, snakes, red ants and various other creepy crawlies, and you're worried about a little crotch rot?! I was embarrassed for my sex, watching these women running around like chickens with their heads cut off, completely directionless, and basically neglecting the one task that is paramount for survival in the Rain Forest. SHELTER. They are so going to be miserable unless they get their act together. And I can just picture it, during the merge, when the male "ambassador" comes to the women's camp and sees the mess that they call home... well, he'll be gloating about it forever. We'll never here the end of it, and everyone will think that only men can get anything productive done at camp. It just peeves me off. That's my vote: Women fail to make a shelter. Just plain stupid.
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AZ_Leo 3526 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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02-14-03, 12:21 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
1. Dave and Rob's inability to do the jigsaw puzzle. I think this was worse then Daniel and Ryan's performance. At least they have the excuse of being physically inept. But a rocket scientist and a computer programmer can't put together a simple jigsaw puzzle even with listening and watching how the ladies were doing it? That was truly pathetic. 2. The "girls don't have a chance" chest thumping combined with only thinking about which ones they can hook up with attitude of the guys. Personally I think they need a good slap in the face and kick in the you know where.
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shanana banana 658 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-14-03, 03:29 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
I pretty much agree with everyone else here, that:1. Washing dirty undies in the pot was unnecessary and disgusting 2. Boys f-ing up the giant lead by not being able to walk across a balance beam 3. Machismo Gone Wild (a new video to buy during breaks on the Howard Stern late night show, perhaps??)
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-14-03, 03:36 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
The Girls priority list. Laundry over shelter! I have to say that is going to get them in trouble, down the line. They better start listening to Jeanne and Deena. Or they will go nowhere (I mean TC) fast.There is one person who's actions spoke volumes, He is outta the loop! Matthew's dying alliance, was a failed attempt to take control of a known majority, upon the word of Ryan and Daniel, the known minority. Taking the side of the losers only tarnishes his future with the rest of the tribe. He coulda gone far, now I thinks he is 3rd gone from the men. Honorable mention...although not game oriented, is Jenna's "dark places". It's called a vagina. Get used to it. I agree that she has probably been exposed to some "oogies in her noogie", more than once in her life. But please, women, get to know your bodies. Don't treat them as places of disgust. Wear them proudly. Men get cocky, so why shouldn't women start gettin' PUSSY! Take the word back and make it yours! tribephyl
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survivorscott 2191 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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02-14-03, 05:44 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
1.) The men's challenge as a whole. Balance beam and the Rocket Scientest and Computer guy not being able to do a puzzle. They said on the early show that the lead was 20 friggin minutes. Losing the first challenge in such a way will have a long lasting effect.2.) the exclusion of Christy. Not involving all your members alienates people. she may have to vote for you later ladies.
This is so cool! My parents would never let me have a machete: Manboobs S6 E1
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-14-03, 11:51 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-17-03 AT 04:35 PM (EST)Excellent turn-out, a lot of fine gufu-spotting this week. Admittedly, Ryan and Daniel risking splinters in the family jewels was one of the funniest damn things ever seen in Survivor, but my votes go to: 1. Tambaqui's Testosterone High. Doofwads. As Mr. Harvey on the radio said, "Gonads are useful for their purpose but they are no substitute for brains." 2. Jaburu leave Christy alone in camp without a clue. B-word times 7! That was just cruel and unnecessary. Honorable Mention: The rules of Magic 8 Ball! Rob, you know, uh, it's just a toy! Honorable Mention: Jaburu eats the fishy-thing. Ladies, ladies, ladies, that bitty-fishy-wishy, too, was made to be bait. Honorable Mention: Jaburu has no shelter strategy. Honorable Mention: Daniel's fish lie. Dude, if you can't lie better than that, don't bother. ARRRRRRR!!!!
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Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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02-15-03, 11:14 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
Hmm... so many too choose from.The trash talking by the men. Theyset themselves up for failure but it was so stinkin' funny. The girls not building a shelter, but finding time to wash clothes. Talk about your priorities. Honorable mention, the lame comments made by Heidi and Jenna about communication. Good communication is about more than hearing the words clearly and distinctly being said by you two. Just shows you how much they think it's about them. "Oh, she can't hear ME talk, so she can't communicate." Lame. Femme "I shall no longer play the field; the field stinks, both economically and socially."
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s_man 579 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-15-03, 11:20 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
1. I have to agree with several above. Crawling across the balance beam, and blowing a HUGE lead.2. Girls priorities "outta whack." Sorry to be short, but with all the fine logic above, there's no need for me to elaborate.
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Peacemaker 73 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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02-16-03, 11:49 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
Hey we need to give the men a break for the way they crossed the beam. After all they were tring to do it with out a net. It must have been real scary to stand up on that beam so high off the ground with no protection. They could have fallen a whole foot.
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AresMars 283 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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02-17-03, 09:53 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: S6 Gufu Award: Week 1" |
1) The men for being typical testerone filled idiots with more talk then walk.2) The women for not being able to get some kindk of shelter in their camp after 3 days. Less whining more doing.
God Bless America
There are two types of people, predators and prey, and the sound you hear is the sharpening of my claws.
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Cathy the Canadian 599 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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02-17-03, 03:30 PM (EST)
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34. "Dave and the girls" |
1. Rocket Scientist DaveI can't believe I'm THE FIRST ONE to vote for Dave, and his over-the-top "We won't say we caught fish when we didn't" speech. As someone pointed out in another thread, it wasn't so bad at first, but then he kept going and going. Bossy leader types don't wash in the early days, as we've all seen. Dumb move. 2. The Girls For not being able to get together and finish what needed to be done. No shelter, lame-ass fire making abilities, lack of fishing skills, not using the mini fish for bait, the list goes on and on. I know leaders are always vulnerable, but someone needs to take the reigns, and get these girls organized!
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