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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings
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10-08-04, 03:50 AM (EST)
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"Vincent's relatives"
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His dizzy aunt. Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes. Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store. Stopn Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia. U Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white. Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois. Chica Gogh

His magician uncle. Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin. Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half brother. Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach. Wellsfar Gogh

The constipated uncle. Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt. Tan Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst. E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin. Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking. Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew. Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco. Go Gogh

And lastly his niece who travels the country in a van. Winnie Bay Gogh

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Vincent's relatives AugustGirl 10-08-04 1
 RE: Vincent's relatives Draco Malfoy 10-08-04 2
 RE: Vincent's relatives seahorse 10-08-04 3
   RE: Vincent's relatives Sagebrush Dan 10-08-04 10
 RE: Vincent's relatives arkiegrl 10-08-04 4
 RE: Vincent's relatives Glow 10-08-04 5
 RE: Vincent's relatives volsfan 10-08-04 6
 RE: Vincent's relatives frisky 10-08-04 7
 RE: Vincent's relatives KeithFan 10-08-04 8
 RE: Vincent's relatives brvnkrz 10-08-04 9

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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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10-08-04, 07:09 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Vincent's relatives"
Dan! You always make me smile. *smooch*

Wayto gogh sweetie! Keep 'em coming.



a GothMog original

Gotta gogh now.

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10-08-04, 07:17 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Vincent's relatives"
Wow... that made my soul hurt.

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10-08-04, 08:24 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Vincent's relatives"
Dan, where did you get all that time to research Van Gogh family. So there is a historian in you.

Keep em coming.

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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings
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10-08-04, 08:07 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Vincent's relatives"
LAST EDITED ON 10-08-04 AT 08:08 PM (EST)

It's in my genes. Primarily from my Irish uncle and famous tenor, Erin Gogh Braugh who gained notoriety when he sang that great Christmas carol, Gogh Tell it on the Mountain following rocking out, singing, "Gogh Johnny, gogh gogh gogh.

Edited cuz I can't spell gainded.

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10-08-04, 09:01 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Vincent's relatives"
Thanks, Dan!
This has started my day off with a smile!


Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004

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10-08-04, 09:09 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Vincent's relatives"
LOL. Very funny, Dan. Thanks.


Hiya handsome. *smooch*

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10-08-04, 09:29 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Vincent's relatives"
too freakin funny!


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10-08-04, 09:31 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Vincent's relatives"
Don't forget the black sheep of the family, the compulsive gambler -- Bing Gogh.


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10-08-04, 09:36 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Vincent's relatives"



Good morning Dan! Thanks for the laugh!

HIPPAA Laws prevent me from telling you about the sensitive condition (cured with good old penicillin) of a relative living in the US..... Hurtsta Gough.

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10-08-04, 10:08 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Vincent's relatives"
LAST EDITED ON 10-08-04 AT 10:08 AM (EST)

If they were offered quadruplets and didn't want them would they be forgoing the four gogh?
And on their baseball team are their twin boys who pitch the gogh 2 guys?
Ok, this is goghing nowhere fast.
Funny stuff Dan my man.

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