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Tinkerbell 1587 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 12-13-01, 11:01 PM (EST) "Top 10 Jobs for Exes..." LAST EDITED ON 12-14-01 AT 08:36 AM (EST) Okay...this is my first attempt at a top ten list. I would like to thank the folks in the bar for this wonderful opportunity (You big meanie heads!!!!!!) I suck at banter so I'm not even gonna try...so heeeere we have: The Top 10 Jobs for Exes 10. Barber at a prison for captured Taliban 9. Water temperature tester in Alaska for the Amazing Race...note...job requires underwear...and JUST underwear. Water must be tested by jumping in. 8. Shower scrubber and soap picker upper at federal prison 7. Latrine cleaner...so they can clean up all the s.hit for once 6. Jock strap cleaner (must be done by hand) for all NFL teams 5. Anthrax Vaccine Tester 4. Adult Circumsion Specialist 3. Athletic cup shock endurance tester 2. Target at Taliban training camp and finally... 1. Boil popper for Big Tom Edited to say: I in no way, shape or form wrote any of these. These are all a result of a bar conversation and are mostly from Pooh and Sami. I just got elected secretary (usually I do because I have "good handwriting" I have no idea how anyone in the bar would know that!) and wrote them down.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Top 10 Jobs for Exes... LadyT 12-13-01 1  Is it me, PeterTorque 12-13-01 2    "EXES", not "Execs" ItzLisa 12-14-01 3  RE: Top 10 Jobs for Exes... Leif Eriksen 12-14-01 4

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LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 12-13-01, 11:31 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Top 10 Jobs for Exes..." Very funny Tink   Top

PeterTorque 213 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 12-13-01, 11:40 PM (EST) 2. "Is it me, " or do I detect a hint of animosity here? Just what have you got against executives anyways? By the way, how much does that boil-popping job pay, and does it come with vacation time and insurance benefits?   Top

ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 12-14-01, 10:01 AM (EST) 3. ""EXES", not "Execs"" EXEllent job, Lil' Sis!!! Hee hee! ****************************************   Top

Leif Eriksen 1179 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 12-14-01, 05:25 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Top 10 Jobs for Exes..." I am not talking from experience, of course, but alot of ex-wives would already have alot of experience in some of these items. Or is this meant for male exes only????? "lovable asshole-type" Leif Eriksen thinks there is a female conspiracy lurking in this thread somewhere.   Top

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