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"Reality at Its Most Bizarre..."
Frau Hexe 716 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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12-09-01, 03:45 AM (EST)
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"Reality at Its Most Bizarre..." |
LAST EDITED ON 12-09-01 AT 03:50 AM (EST)During a six hour drive a few weeks ago, Scribe and I were listening to talk radio, and the particular radio personality who was on began talking about this guy who was going to cut off his own feet and charge to allow people to watch online. That's right, you heard me: a man wants to chop off his own feet and broadcast it for all the world--or at least the sick, twisted-minded parts of the world--to see. Of course, there's a semi-legitimate story behind it all, which is why it was so intriguing in a really grotesque sort of way. So, we checked out the website. Here's a link: http://www.cutoffmyfeet.com Fortunately, there are no terribly disturbing images at the site as of yet; although the thought itself is a mite gruesome. Has anyone else heard of this? Has anyone actually paid the $19.99 to join this guy's band of gore-mongers? Weird, weird, weird, I tell you!
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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12-09-01, 12:52 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Reality at Its Most Bizarre..." |
Holy moly!I scanned the site and what I got from it was this. This guy had a bad accident. He needs his legs amputated so he can get artifical ones. However, Medicaid doesn't cover it.. , so he is planning on doing it himself, charging for peeps to watch it on line, and thet will help pay for future operations and artificial legs. Paul is using this event as a chance to speak out against the lack of care in the medical field and the insurance industry. He strongly believes that this could make great strides in the much needed insurance and medical reform in the United States. This amputation is simply Paul's way of saying that even though corporate america has refused him, he will get his new prosthetics and improve his quality of life. Things that make you go, Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. *wink*
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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12-09-01, 01:11 PM (EST)
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6. "*goggles*" |
ROFL! Ok, How 'bout I pay YOU the 19.95? *wink*
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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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12-09-01, 05:30 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Reality at Its Most Bizarre..." |
<But did you see that guillotine? Yikes! The thought makes me shiver.> That's another reason to distrust the guy. Why go and get some Frenchie thing when there are good 'Merican chain saws on sale at Sears? Hasn't he heard about the economy and what Bush League said to do about it? He could have used it afterwards to saw his little artificial peg legs down to size too. Try THAT with a guillotine!
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-09-01, 05:38 PM (EST)
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11. "A Picture of the Guy..." |
Apparently he "lost his shins in dubyah dubyah 2!"
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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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12-10-01, 10:31 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: A Picture of the Guy..." |
<And let me complete this picture for you. He met his 6th (that's right, 6th that we know of - there's probably more) and final wife under rather unique circumstances. See, she was also an amputee and they met when they both were getting fit for new prosthetic legs.>ROTFL!!! That is just too, too funny!!
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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12-11-01, 08:13 AM (EST)
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15. "Tee hee!" |
Oh Pooh! That's priceless! LMAO! You say you have MORE stories about him? *wink* (hint, hint)Oh.. and Sky?? When I offereed you the $19.95.. that was to watch YOU cut off that guys legs, not cut something of your own off! *smiles* *wink*
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-11-01, 10:13 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Tee hee!" |
Bobby, gay! Oh, my! (hehehe) Naw, he's just in touch with his feminine side, it's part of his strategy to totally drive his dad bonkers eventually. SMILES ARE FREE "If all machines were to be annihilated at one moment, so that not a knife nor lever nor rag of clothing nor anything whatsoever were left to man but his bare body alone that he was born with, and if all knowledge of mechanical laws were taken from him so that he could make no more machines, and all machine-made food destroyed so that the race of man should be left as it were naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few miserable individuals might linger, but even these in a year or two would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")
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SkyRaider 1301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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12-11-01, 11:40 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Tee hee!" |
I have to agree with Dabo, I think that Bobby just does the things he does to drive Hank crazy with every Texas father's worst nightmare. I can't quite see Bobby growing up to be Brandon. On The Simpsons, Waylon Smithers, owner of the world's largest collection of Malibue Stacy dolls is a whole different story though. One of my favorite exchanges between Smithers and Mr. Burns was when they were discussing dogs: Smithers: "People like dogs, Mr. Burns." Burns: "Nonsense. Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say? " Smithers: "Mmm, If you did it, sir?"
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