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sisterwoman 163 desperate attention whore postings
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09-22-04, 09:21 AM (EST)
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"Southern Humor"
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Southern Humor seahorse 09-22-04 1
   RE: Southern Humor txmomma26 09-22-04 2
 words to live by... arkiegrl 09-22-04 3
 RE: Southern Humor seahorse 09-22-04 4

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seahorse 14337 desperate attention whore postings
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09-22-04, 09:30 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Southern Humor"
I especially like

Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

Hows that for starting out a relationship.


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09-22-04, 02:52 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Southern Humor"
I'm liking

> Teach your children proper telephone etiquette. Nothing is more embarrassing than hearing Junior say, "We ain't seen Daddy in eight days, and Mama's too drunk to come to the phone."

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09-22-04, 02:56 PM (EST)
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3. "words to live by..."
At a baby shower, never ask, "Do you have any idea who the father is?"

*snort*

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09-22-04, 03:05 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Southern Humor"
Or for those on a budget.

No matter how broke you are, never take your date flowers that were stolen from a cemetery.



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