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"Heart Attack a la Mode"
frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 04:24 PM (EST)
 
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"Heart Attack a la Mode" |
So I'm enjoying some Sex in a Pan leftovers. The fridge at work is really cold, so it's almost like ice cream. I'm all happy and *lick* *lick* *lickin* it like a kitten.Then the phone rings. It's DH. Not just any normal DH, but psycho DH. He's breathing hard, but not for the right reasons. "Kitten wasn't on the bus! Call the school and find out where he is!" he says through hyper-breaths. So I hang up and look at the clock, which, I might add, is always wrong. It's 4:05. It's a big day for my youngest kitten, 4 years old; it's his first ride home on the school bus! We've been talking to him about it all week, getting him all excited. DH has been nervous about it. I told him "let kitten grow up, DH. Let him go on the bus like a big boy. The school will take care of him." So I diligently wrote a note to the teacher in the "note book" she gave us for this purpose: "Male Kitten will be taking the bus home today." I gave the bus number and everything. So, now I have this phone call. The bus has arrived, with no kitten! I call the transportation office and it's voice mail. The direct number goes straight to voice mail because of the "high volume of phone calls" they're getting. So I call the school board. The nice lady tells me she'll put me through to a real person, the supervisor at the transportation office. After listening to that horrible "Hang On, Schloopy" song, I get voice mail. Then my message light starts blinking. It's DD, my female kitten. She tells me that a call came from the school. Male kitten is at the school and DH is on his way to get him. So, for now, the crisis has been averted, but my Sex has gotten all melty, and DH is probably tearing strips out of the teacher as I write. Poor kitten.  
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Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 04:31 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Heart Attack a la Mode" |
And you'll probably get a big I told you so from DH when you get home.
My mom used to make a "Better than Sex" cake. Can you imagine your mother making "Better than Sex" and having to comment on it to her? I missed the Sex in the Pan cake. All I thought of was this picture that I had posted to you in another thread:
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 04:36 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Heart Attack a la Mode" |
" I can't imagine a scarier phone call to receive."What a fun game!
Handcrafted by RollDdice
I will call you sometime this week. <smirk>Oh yes: *smooch*
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 05:46 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: Heart Attack a la Mode" |
Sex in a Pan is layers of sweetened cream cheese, choco pudding, vanilla pudding and whipped cream on a nut crust.You, Catt, may be more interested in this dish: 1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 white cake mix
2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird'sŽ dessert mix)
1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies
green food coloring
12 small Tootsie RollsŽ 1 new kitty litter pan
1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner
1 new pooper scooper 
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 07:18 PM (EST)
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38. "I made this recipe once..." |
... the recipe I had didn't use the word 'new', though. I suppose in retrospect that was a pretty important omission.
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Pensha26 772 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 04:58 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Those calls are fun" |
At least they did not go #1 or #2 in the PJs. That would have been embarrassing and worse off then just in the PJs.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 05:01 PM (EST)
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15. "There's an idea" |
I'll give him two list, my want for Birthday list and then a list of all the stupid things he's done. Think it will work?
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 05:02 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: There's an idea" |
That 2nd list will be a very loooooooooooooooong list 
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 05:03 PM (EST)
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17. "Title for second list" |
Dear Gimpazoid:
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Pensha26 772 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 04:56 PM (EST)
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10. "Whew...that was close" |
I am happy that the little kitten was found. I can only imagine how terrified all of you were.
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings
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09-21-04, 05:51 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Heart Attack a la Mode" |
Sex in a Pan
============Base 1 cup Flour
1/2 cup Butter
1 cup Crushed Pecans
3 tbsp Sugar Melt butter and stir into dry ingredients.
Press in to the base of a cake pan and bake at 350 F for 25 mins, or until just brown and firm.
Leave to cool completely Topping 8 oz Cream Cheese
1 cup Icing Sugar
1 packet instant Chocolate Pudding
1 packet instant Vanilla Pudding
3 cups Milk
Whipping Cream
Chocolate Bar (best at room temperature for shaving) Whisk together cream cheese and icing sugar. Spread over base.
Whisk together instant pudding mixes and milk. Spread over cream cheese layer.
Cover the top with whipped cream and shaved chocolate flakes.
Chill for 2 hours before serving. I don't combine the two puddings; I mix half the milk with the choco and half the milk with the vanilla to make two layers. Enjoy. If you don't like this, you can try Catt's favourite dish in my post above. 
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