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PepeLePew13 26138 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-04, 07:45 PM (EST)
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"New Britney Pool..."
She just got married again.

I'm setting the annulment over/under at 19.5 hours. Anyone else?



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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: New Britney Pool... anotherkim 09-19-04 1
 RE: New Britney Pool... AugustGirl 09-19-04 2
   RE: New Britney Pool... ExInterper 09-19-04 3
       RE: New Britney Pool... AugustGirl 09-19-04 5
           RE: New Britney Pool... ExInterper 09-19-04 7
               RE: New Britney Pool... AugustGirl 09-19-04 11
                   RE: New Britney Pool... ExInterper 09-19-04 15
 RE: New Britney Pool... Estee 09-19-04 4
 RE: New Britney Pool... brvnkrz 09-19-04 6
   RE: New Britney Pool... AugustGirl 09-19-04 8
       RE: New Britney Pool... brvnkrz 09-19-04 10
       RE: New Britney Pool... Estee 09-19-04 12
 RE: New Britney Pool... wandacal 09-19-04 9
   RE: New Britney Pool... brvnkrz 09-19-04 13
   RE: New Britney Pool... ExInterper 09-19-04 14
       RE: New Britney Pool... Estee 09-19-04 16
           RE: New Britney Pool... ExInterper 09-19-04 17
               RE: New Britney Pool... Estee 09-19-04 18
                   RE: New Britney Pool... ExInterper 09-19-04 20
                       RE: New Britney Pool... Estee 09-19-04 22
                           RE: New Britney Pool... ExInterper 09-19-04 23
 RE: New Britney Pool... seahorse 09-19-04 19
 RE: New Britney Pool... Puffy 09-19-04 21
 12 months Drive My Car 09-19-04 24
 RE: New Britney Pool... frisky 09-19-04 25
 RE: New Britney Pool... LeftPinky 09-19-04 26
 RE: New Britney Pool... Bucky Katt 09-19-04 27
 RE: New Britney Pool... HobbsofMI 09-20-04 28
   RE: New Britney Pool... seahorse 09-20-04 29
       RE: New Britney Pool... HobbsofMI 09-20-04 38
   RE: New Britney Pool... Megacanuck 09-20-04 37
 RE: New Britney Pool... greenmonstah 09-20-04 30
 RE: New Britney Pool... Draco Malfoy 09-20-04 31
 4 mos. reality, 6 mos. official Ra_8secs 09-20-04 32
 RE: New Britney Pool... littlemisssmartypants 09-20-04 33
 RE: New Britney Pool... PagongRatEater 09-20-04 34
 RE: New Britney Pool... Lisapooh 09-20-04 35
 RE: New Britney Pool... Pensha26 09-20-04 36
 RE: New Britney Pool... Captain_Savem 09-20-04 39
 Hey cut her some slack! zombiebaby 09-20-04 40

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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings
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09-19-04, 07:50 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
8 months, 2 weeks

Miscellaneous Ramblings
--what an idiot

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09-19-04, 07:50 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Gag. That's all. Just Gag.

And I give it less than a year. They'll make it past the holidays, then he'll wise up, take her money and dump her.


Britney wants to be J.Lo when she grows up. And I use the term "grows up" loosely.

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09-19-04, 07:54 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Ok, when I can say that someone wishes she had the talent of J.Lo, you KNOW I have negative respect for said individual. And yet J.Lo IS more talented than White Trash Ho: at least J.Lo can act when she puts her mind to it.

I give this six months. Just long enough for her to get sick of playing stepmom.

Mmmm...blog....
And a *smooch* for Augie.

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09-19-04, 07:58 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Yeah, what ExI said. White Trash Ho is a J.Lo Ho wannabe in every aspect.


and a *smooch* right back at you.

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09-19-04, 08:00 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Maybe we can get the "White Trash Ho" thing to become her accepted nickname instead of just describing her.

Mmmm...blog....
So how you doin'?

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09-19-04, 08:03 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
I'll start the petition.


I'm doing good. How about you?

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09-19-04, 08:05 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Excellent.

Mmmm...blog....
Not too bad. Just tired today: I got home late last night and for some reason woke up at 6:30 and couldn't fall back asleep.

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09-19-04, 07:56 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Eight months. It's true love, y'know.
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09-19-04, 07:59 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
6 months. Right as she is getting ready to have the baby. He will leave her for Ashley Simpson.

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09-19-04, 08:02 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Wouldn't that be divine justice?


I like the way you think, Bravie.

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09-19-04, 08:03 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
It's the Nanners, honey. Otherwise I would be wishing them nothing but the best. I am soooo into marriage. *snort*

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09-19-04, 08:04 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
No, divine justice would be if he left her for Homer Simpson.
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09-19-04, 08:03 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Who's Brittney Spears?




The name is...IceCat....redux

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13. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
She made out with Christina Aguilera at an awards show. Oh, no, wait, that was Madonna.

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14. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Ah lovely, mind-numbing tequila....

Can you pass that bottle over here? I'm watching the Emmy's and Gary Shandling? Sucks. Really Hard.

Mmmm...blog....
"Politics or just a game? Well in the end they knew his name." -- Mighty Mighty Bosstones

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09-19-04, 08:06 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
The newspaper said it was going to be Salute To Reality Television Night. I didn't even get within two feet of the set.

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09-19-04, 08:08 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
LAST EDITED ON 09-19-04 AT 08:08 PM (EST)

Let me put it to you this way: I've already turned to watching Speed on Fox.

Mmmm...blog....
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09-19-04, 08:11 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Isn't that just a rip-off of next month's Accelerate on NBC?
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09-19-04, 08:13 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Hah!

Mmmm...blog....
That made me almost as much as Bebo's "Hot Amber" bit from her Survivor summary. Yes that was a shameless plug for Bebo's summary. Deal.

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09-19-04, 08:19 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Apparently I'm in a cynical mood, but that's because 'The Emmy Awards Salute Reality TV' is right up there with 'Baby Harp Seals Salute The Ten Pound Spiked Club.'
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23. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
No need to apologize for being cynical around here. 'Sides, I found your analogy eerily accurate.

Mmmm...blog....
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19. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
I give it 50 years, it is love afterall isn't it.



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21. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
LAST EDITED ON 09-19-04 AT 08:17 PM (EST)

So that was the ruckus I heard! I drove right through Studio City Saturday night. Do you think she invited Cowboy and Drew? The Big Brother house is in Studio City.



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24. "12 months"
He has to knock her up and leave her right after the baby is born.

Side note, my friend at work buys lots of magazines every week, and finding that my Mom enjoys them, has been giving me a stack to take home.
The Star magazine from 2 weeks ago has a picture of Brit and Kev and his daughter, saying what a good stepmommy Brit is, and how she can't wait to have his babies. I think she wants to get preggers right away. This is why I predict she stays with him til the first baby.

That dumbass, she is gonna throw her career away away having some losers children. I hate trash celebrities. You can take the blond out of the trailer, but you can't take the trailer park out of the blond.


I'm betting those that are saying JLo can act, watched The Cell this weekend. It was on like 4 times. I would like to remind those people about The Wedding Planner.

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25. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Hmm...depends on the prenup. I give it < 1 year. And I agree it will probably happen during/after a pregnancy. The guy has a history, after all.

Thank goodness DD grew out of the Brittany stage.


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26. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
I hope she's got a good attorney AND had a good pre-nup...

I'll take Thanksgiving.
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27. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Whenever her text tour stop in Vancouver is.

(Don't laugh, that's what killed Bennifer)

"I have just discovered that this object I found is capable of scratching my back...I call it BACK SCRATCHER!"

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28. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
True Love in Hollywood last SOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG so that makes this very hard.

My guess: 11 months - 1 months to get pregnet and 9 months to have it and 1 month with a baby to drive him nuts and out the door.


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29. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Are we sure she is not pregnant already?


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38. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Oh...never thought of that....could be sooner then...


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37. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Darn! I was going to say 11 months. Oh well, I'll be more realistic and go with 5 months, and he'll leave her while she's pregnant to hook up with Christina Aguilera.
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09-20-04, 07:33 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
She doesn't need to get married just to get attention.



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She should just do what Paris did and have sex on the internet.

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31. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
And people say it's the gays who are devaluing marriage.

Head. Wall. Repeat.

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32. "4 mos. reality, 6 mos. official"
Well, I said it in the subject line.

This is like rebound marriage man, I think, to make up for her laughable deal in Vegas earlier.

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33. "RE: New Britney Pool..."

I feel a bit sad for her. I think she is a classic case of "too much, too soon." She really is so young and looking for happiness. And this marriage will not end well.


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That being said, I will start feeling sad for Britney Spears when she starts showing some more concern for me.

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34. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Am I too late to jump in here or is she divorced already?

I'll take 49 days.


And I actually ate those wierd Canadian cheese fries while I was up there...YUM!


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35. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
Who among us can say that they married two different people in one calendar year? That's class.
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36. "RE: New Britney Pool..."
I give it 5 years. Which in Hollywood terms would be 25 years.

She has nothing to do but be mommy right now. Christina A. will do something and Brits will have to top it. The DAW that Brits is will be the demise of this relationship as she will go on tour for 6 months and leave hubby and the kids behind. He will cheat and then the divorce will come.

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39. "RE: New Britney Pool..."


Just long enough for the steamy x-rated honeymoon video to hit the net. I'll say 10 months, or next spring whichever comes first.



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40. "Hey cut her some slack!"
Hasn't this marriage lasted twice as long as the first already?

That, my friends is progress!



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