*walks onstage, forgetting she's still wearing her pink tutu*

*lowers the mike* *clears throat*

How’s every one doing out there? Are you enjoying your dogs?

The Ladies of the Starting Over house would like to thank Pinks for the use of their stage tonight. Pinks also wants you to know unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy. If you like what you hear, you can catch my act next Friday night, in the Rainbow Room, at the Rent-a-Room Motel. The one by the airport.

Hey! Speaking of walking into a bar, Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Hey! Speaking of men, all I'm looking for is a guy who will do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.

*looks at watch* Well that's my time. Catch you later.

*walks off stage*