Annie was right. Especially with Jeff/Jordan still fresh in everyone's mind, not a single HG could see the threat? Not even Mr. Mensa Matt?? Now these morons will get what they deserve with Rachel at the helm this week.

Still have to rank in groups this searly in the season...

IMPRESSIVE CALL ON THE SABOTEUR

RAGAN and ENZO - They share the top spot this week for correctly speculating Annie as the Saboteur. Enzo referenced it in several DR confessionals and Ragan in his good-bye message. Yes, I know it's a lame reason for top billing...but it's the best I have to work with given this cast.

THE SHOWMANCE

It pains me to rank these horndogs so high, but...

BRENDON - Key POV win to keep himself alive and this silly summer camp flame burning strong. Also props for keeping his head in the game even when the easiest girl in the House is laying all over him like a cheap rag. Which brings us to...

RACHEL - You can give Production a big sloppy kiss for filling the House with a bunch of idiots (but you probably already did for getting casted in the first place.) The HGs short-sightedness gave her new life and she took full advantage of it with a well-played and well-earned HOH victoy.

OTHER MEMBERS OF THE "BRIGADE"

HAYDEN, MATT, & LANE - Kudos for keeping the Alliance a secret. Whereas it was strategic play in week one, it will be essential in week two, because as sure as Andrew is circumsized, Hayden is going up on the block. As long as another Brigade member can escape nomination, this alliance would still have a chance to go forward.

MAZEL TOV

ANDREW - Well now I can sleep at night knowing mayo is kosher. I guess every show Andrew will be giving us a lesson in Judism. Heck, if he makes it to the end and I can do the unthinkable and not miss a single episode, I'll probably be able to make my Bar Mitzvah in October!

MAGICIAN ASSISTANTS

KRISTIN and MONET - Playing the BB disappearing acts. When dolled-up it bums me out they have been invisible. But when exposed in their "natural state," I'm thankful for the minimal TV time. I mean REALLY...what a contrast! It makes me think if it was socially acceptable for men to enhance their appearance in the same manner on an everyday basis, the male gender would be the most awesome looking species on the face of this earth. But alas, such is life.

"X" MARKS THE SPOT

KATHY - Now that we know Kathy is NOT the saboteur, her pathetic performances have been utter embarrassments to anyone affiliated with law enforcement.

BRITNEY - You come off as spoiled and someone who thinks her poop don't stink. Advice to her future hubby...you better find a pedestal as high as the Petronas Towers in Malaysia to place Britney on, otherwise your marriage won't last a month.

SEE YA!

ANNIE - No Chenbot, Annie did not receive among the fewest votes for saboteur because she played it so well. She received few votes because viewers could not believe she would be so stupid to place a big target on her back when only needing five weeks to earn 50K.

Par for the course...a sarcastic cheer for CBS Production and Casting Crew.