I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone. I honestly and truly don't see why everyone loves Marty so much. I can't stand him. It is literally painful for me to watch him perform. I cringe and I shudder through the whole thing. From his "crazy eyes" to his mouth full of teeth to the weird inflections his voice has... I can't take it.

Last night I closed my eyes during his performance to see if I could at least stomach his singing without having to look at him. It was a little less painful, but still mostly unbearable.

I will say this though (so all you Marty lovers don't burn me at the stake) ... I did like his original song. It was stuck in my head for the rest of the night, and it's a catchy little tune. Explain one thing to me though, how do the lyrics "You and I, a recipe for disaster" make sense in a love song? That was bothering me.

Ok, I'm done ranting now. Is there anyone out there who agrees with me? Am I the only one not living in the land of Marty-loving zombies?!

I.Heart.Syren