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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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"Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"

I was going to post a picture, but I was afraid it would violate the pg13 rule.
I am sure he is a wonderful human being and champion.

Let's talk about the unfortunate wrestling uniform that allows the entire world to see his weenis.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... Estee 08-26-04 1
 RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... Breezy 08-26-04 2
   RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... greenmonstah 08-26-04 3
       RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... Breezy 08-26-04 4
           RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... greenmonstah 08-26-04 6
               RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... AugustGirl 08-26-04 13
 LMAO! moonbaby 08-26-04 5
   It's legally required IceCat 08-26-04 12
       And here I was moonbaby 08-26-04 15
 RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... Schnookie Palookie 08-26-04 7
   RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... ginger 08-26-04 8
 RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... L82LIFE 08-26-04 9
 RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... PagongRatEater 08-26-04 10
 This? rasslinmomma 08-26-04 11
 RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... wandacal 08-26-04 14
   RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in hi... arkiegrl 08-26-04 16
 Everyone sing! IceCat 08-26-04 17
   OMG moonbaby 08-26-04 18
   RE: Everyone sing! Drive My Car 08-27-04 24
 He shall be Ruuuulon... IceCat 08-26-04 19
   RE: He shall be Ruuuulon... arkiegrl 08-26-04 20
       RE: He shall be Ruuuulon... RollDdice 08-27-04 21
   RE: He shall be Ruuuulon... Silvergirl1 08-27-04 22
   OMH! Glow 08-27-04 23
   RE: He shall be Ruuuulon... Drive My Car 08-27-04 25
   HEEEELARIOUS!!!! moonbaby 08-27-04 26
   Your prose-ful 'talents' abound.... Sweater_Puffs 08-27-04 27

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 09:38 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
No wonder he only got the bronze this time around. All that warm furry wriggling around his tights must have been horribly distracting.
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08-26-04, 09:47 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
I really want this puppy.


Could someone let DH know, my birthday is coming up ya know.

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08-26-04, 09:50 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
Let's get through August before you start presssing the birthday issue. M'kay?



An Augie Original. Action Figure Sold Separately.


*smooch* New chest?

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08-26-04, 09:52 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
Might as well write off the rest of August, weather sucks and the kids go back to school. Bring on September!


Not today, I will either wear it tomorrow or the next day. DH had to touch it.

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08-26-04, 10:27 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
I am not sure if Augie would approve of your write off.



An Augie Original. Action Figure Sold Separately.


Have you thought about putting puppies in your dress? Maybe Bugster is on to something.

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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-26-04, 05:34 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
I am not sure if Augie would approve of your write off.

My name is AugustGirl and I do not approve of this write off.

August = Best.Month.Ever.


I also do not approve of Rulon Gardner's Pants Puppies

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08-26-04, 10:24 AM (EST)
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5. "LMAO!"
Weenis, bahahahahahaaaa!


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08-26-04, 05:29 PM (EST)
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12. "It's legally required"
Since access to the internet terminals in the athletes village is paid for from public funds, all athletes must make their Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics available for public inspection.
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08-26-04, 07:27 PM (EST)
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15. "And here I was"
objecting to the Olympics in NYC. I could volunteer to be a WENUS inspector-this totally changes my thinking!
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08-26-04, 03:41 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
Puppies in his pants? Weenis? BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Funny Buggy!!!

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08-26-04, 03:44 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"


The order of Banana delivery should be organized by location to save on shipping costs.

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08-26-04, 04:14 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
Maybe he's just happy to see you!


Weenis is my new favorite word!

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08-26-04, 04:37 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
Is the puppy named Rory?



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08-26-04, 05:14 PM (EST)
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11. "This?"
..is the ugly side if wrestling. I really, really, really don't what to know how my rasslin' babies develop.


Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004

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08-26-04, 05:43 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
Weenis', bananas, wieners, pudding wrestling, monkeys...

This site really needs to get some.



The name is...IceCat....

Off to get some....

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16. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
some what?

Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004

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08-26-04, 07:53 PM (EST)
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17. "Everyone sing!"
Oh! I've got a luverly case of puppy pants!

See them there all bulging out in front!

Big lumps, small lumps... some the size of yer head!

'Just give em a squeeze - they're sure to please',

That's what the wrestler said...


Come on - sing! You know you want to...

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08-26-04, 08:07 PM (EST)
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18. "OMG"
*crying laughing*


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24. "RE: Everyone sing!"

OMG! Too funny!



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19. "He shall be Ruuuulon..."
Rulon wears his blue trunks like they're gloves
He calls his pant lumps 'puppies'
`cause Buggie likes the name
And he wrestles for the country that he loves

Rulon, Rulon shows his lumps off
He's very proud they say
The podium is where he's standing
In spandex, they jostle 'round all day

He was born to wrestle in his shorts on a great big mat
When a Texas bug said 'Gawd! there's lumps
In the sports reports
Oh Rulon sure has puppy pants today...'

And he shall be Rulon
And he shall be a big man
And he shall be Rulon
Made famous by his bulging gland
And he shall be Rulon
And he shall be a big man
He... shall... be... Ruuuuuuulonnnnnn

Rulon left his wrestling shoes behind
But his spandex puppies thrive
He'll no more go out greco roamin'
He sits at home lettin' sleepin' puppies lie

To leave us, he'll have to take his weenis
Cuz wrestling doesn't last
Take a job on late night cable
Spinnin' stories about his lumpy past

And he shall be Rulon
And he shall be a big man
And he shall be Rulon
Made famous by his lumpy gland
And he shall be Rulon
And he shall be a big man
He... shall... be... Ruuuuuuulonnnnnn

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20. "RE: He shall be Ruuuulon..."
ROFLMAO

Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004

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21. "RE: He shall be Ruuuulon..."
Any chance that Rulon is wrasslin' Rupert in the next round?
I'd stay awake for that one.



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22. "RE: He shall be Ruuuulon..."

That? Was genius!

Have a nice day!

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23. "OMH! "
LOL...my eyes are watering.


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25. "RE: He shall be Ruuuulon..."
Brilliant!
My face hurts I am laughing so hard!
Ice! You crack me up!


To leave us, he'll have to take his weenis

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26. "HEEEELARIOUS!!!!"
LAST EDITED ON 08-27-04 AT 01:05 PM (EST)

Your talent knows no bounds!

And I know no grammar.


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27. "Your prose-ful 'talents' abound...."
Nuthin' wrong with 'puppies'... they are:

Playful
Always happy to see you
Affectionate
Cuddly, soft, warm and furry
Excitable and jumpy
Pudgy with big paws
Lovable with other puppies
into indoor out outdoor activities
slobering and foaming at the mouth (a sign of affection)
very sleepy when exhausted

did I leave anything out....

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