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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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"Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants"
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-04, 09:38 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Rulon Gardner has puppies in his pants" |
No wonder he only got the bronze this time around. All that warm furry wriggling around his tights must have been horribly distracting.
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-04, 05:29 PM (EST)
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12. "It's legally required" |
Since access to the internet terminals in the athletes village is paid for from public funds, all athletes must make their Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics available for public inspection.
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moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-04, 07:27 PM (EST)
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15. "And here I was" |
objecting to the Olympics in NYC. I could volunteer to be a WENUS inspector-this totally changes my thinking!
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-04, 07:53 PM (EST)
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17. "Everyone sing!" |
Oh! I've got a luverly case of puppy pants!See them there all bulging out in front! Big lumps, small lumps... some the size of yer head! 'Just give em a squeeze - they're sure to please', That's what the wrestler said... Come on - sing! You know you want to...
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-26-04, 09:53 PM (EST)
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19. "He shall be Ruuuulon..." |
Rulon wears his blue trunks like they're gloves He calls his pant lumps 'puppies' `cause Buggie likes the name And he wrestles for the country that he lovesRulon, Rulon shows his lumps off He's very proud they say The podium is where he's standing In spandex, they jostle 'round all day He was born to wrestle in his shorts on a great big mat When a Texas bug said 'Gawd! there's lumps In the sports reports Oh Rulon sure has puppy pants today...' And he shall be Rulon And he shall be a big man And he shall be Rulon Made famous by his bulging gland And he shall be Rulon And he shall be a big man He... shall... be... Ruuuuuuulonnnnnn Rulon left his wrestling shoes behind But his spandex puppies thrive He'll no more go out greco roamin' He sits at home lettin' sleepin' puppies lie To leave us, he'll have to take his weenis Cuz wrestling doesn't last Take a job on late night cable Spinnin' stories about his lumpy past And he shall be Rulon And he shall be a big man And he shall be Rulon Made famous by his lumpy gland And he shall be Rulon And he shall be a big man He... shall... be... Ruuuuuuulonnnnnn
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-27-04, 07:27 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: He shall be Ruuuulon..." |
That? Was genius!Have a nice day!
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