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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 11:15 AM (EST)
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"phlegm de la phlegm"
I have a wicked cough that I can't seem to shake. any suggestions? The only thing that has helped at all so far is gargling salt water, but my chest is so sore from the constant hacking.
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: phlegm de la phlegm Wheezy 08-19-04 1
   RE: phlegm de la phlegm Lisapooh 08-19-04 3
       RE: phlegm de la phlegm Wheezy 08-19-04 11
           RE: phlegm de la phlegm mistofleas 08-19-04 22
           RE: phlegm de la phlegm Devious Weasel 08-19-04 23
               RE: phlegm de la phlegm mistofleas 08-19-04 24
 RE: phlegm de la phlegm brvnkrz 08-19-04 2
   RE: phlegm de la phlegm Lisapooh 08-19-04 7
 RE: phlegm de la phlegm samiam 08-19-04 4
   RE: phlegm de la phlegm Lisapooh 08-19-04 5
   RE: phlegm de la phlegm Devious Weasel 08-19-04 6
       RE: phlegm de la phlegm Lisapooh 08-19-04 8
           RE: phlegm de la phlegm Lisapooh 08-19-04 9
               RE: phlegm de la phlegm anotherkim 08-19-04 14
       RE: phlegm de la phlegm samiam 08-19-04 10
           RE: phlegm de la phlegm Devious Weasel 08-19-04 12
   RE: phlegm de la phlegm anotherkim 08-19-04 13
       RE: phlegm de la phlegm Devious Weasel 08-19-04 16
       RE: phlegm de la phlegm Draco Malfoy 08-19-04 17
           RE: phlegm de la phlegm Devious Weasel 08-19-04 18
           RE: phlegm de la phlegm anotherkim 08-19-04 19
               RE: phlegm de la phlegm ginger 08-19-04 25
 RE: phlegm de la phlegm Coconut 08-19-04 15
 RE: phlegm de la phlegm Draco Malfoy 08-19-04 20
 A wise Canadian once suggested moonbaby 08-19-04 21
   RE: A wise Canadian once suggested RollDdice 08-19-04 26
       RE: A wise Canadian once suggested Lisapooh 08-19-04 27
 RE: phlegm de la phlegm Schnookie Palookie 08-19-04 28
 RE: phlegm de la phlegm true 08-19-04 29
   RE: phlegm de la phlegm Lisapooh 08-19-04 30

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Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-04, 11:17 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"

Whiskey.
Buggy has a recipe I think where you add some sugar and lemon or something?

Wheezer


that snot funny.


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08-19-04, 11:19 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
my grandpa used to give us this stuff called beech tar when were sick. It was basically moonshine, but it had *medicinal* purposes. I wonder if the whiskey/lemon/sugar thing is similar.
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08-19-04, 11:25 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"

Hey, lets make up a recipe!

in a sauce pan (har har) mix:

1 cup of whiskey
2 tbls brown sugar
eye of newt
1 tbl lemon juice
sprinkle of nutmeg

over medium heat, stir constantly until the eyeball floats.
remove from heat.
eat the eyeball.
pour the rest down the drain or give it to the cats.

Wheezer


hope you feel better, Pooh.


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08-19-04, 11:49 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
LAST EDITED ON 08-19-04 AT 11:49 AM (EST)

1 cup of whiskey
2 tbls brown sugar
eye of newt
1 tbl lemon juice
sprinkle of nutmeg

Wheezy, eye of newt only works if your congestion was brought on by a hex from a warlock. If it's natural causes you need to use wool of bat.

witchofleas
--*cackle*hack*cackle*

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08-19-04, 11:51 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
Everyone knows you don't really eat the eyeball.

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08-19-04, 11:53 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
Sucking out the eyeball juices cures your bad breath though.


--helping halitosis since 2001

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2. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
Zinc tablets and Echinaccea tea always help me rid myself of cold and flu in half the time. I know it doesn't supress the cough but it helps it not to last as long. Otherwise Dayquil and Nyquil are my lifesavers.


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08-19-04, 11:21 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
I love Echinaccea!
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08-19-04, 11:19 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
This is what my naturopath recommends:

Before bedtime, take a thin pair of cotton socks and soak them briefly in cold water. Wring them out just so they're not dripping, but still so that they have a good bit of wet to them. Then take a thick pair of cotton socks and warm them up toasty -- microwave or whatever works. Put these on over top of the chilly wet socks and go to sleep. When you wake up, your congestion will be noticeably clearer.


It's not the most comfortable thing in the world, but it DOES work. Don't know why.

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08-19-04, 11:20 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
this is a new one to me. I'm so gonna try it tonight.

half my team is sick - we are all dragging.

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08-19-04, 11:21 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
Are you supposed to put the socks on you or just on a dresser or something?

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08-19-04, 11:22 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
if you put them on the dresser then you have to do a burnt offering a pray for them to work.
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08-19-04, 11:23 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
that's in Leviticus.

the goat sacrifices are too messy for suburbia though.

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08-19-04, 11:36 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
chickens have less blood...the feathers chop up nicely with the lawn mower, too.


--oh so many life lessons in Leviticus

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08-19-04, 11:24 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
On your valet. Honestly, do I have to spell out everything for you people?


How would it help HER if she put the socks on ME?

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08-19-04, 11:27 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
Speaking of spelling, that's v-a-l-l-e-y, not v-a-l-e-t. Sheesh.

I don't want her to put the socks on me.

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08-19-04, 11:35 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
I think I'd sooner die than wear wet coks to be. I don't even like to wear dry socks to bed.


--heating pad on your chest, Pooh. Feels lovely.

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16. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
You may want to edit that one a bit.

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17. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
>I think I'd sooner
>die than wear wet coks
>to be. I don't even
>like to wear dry socks
>to bed.

>
WOW. Is this really PG-13?

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18. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
It's obviously code for something.

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08-19-04, 11:42 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
OMG. I should never try to type and talk at the same time.

Miscellaneous Ramblings
--I need a blushing KimPossible.

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08-19-04, 12:53 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
Fear not. Such gaffes are downright presidential these days.

Lisa - Try smoking. The tar and nicotine cut right through that nasty phlegm like butter. You might as well have the fun if you're going around hoiking up lungs.



*lights Marlboro*

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08-19-04, 11:39 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"

Balmiril eucalyptus suppositories.

Not only will your cough disappear, never to return. but you'll have nice fresh breath.


NYC Princess Bride

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20. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
Tequila

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08-19-04, 11:44 AM (EST)
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21. "A wise Canadian once suggested"

tastes like crap but wooo man this'll clean it right out!


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26. "RE: A wise Canadian once suggested"
Have you tried a "Fat Darrel"?



sammich cross-thresd....mmmm.

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08-19-04, 01:10 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: A wise Canadian once suggested"
look, what or who moonie tried in college is none of our concern.


has a Fat Harry in her past.

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28. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
Feel better soon Pooh!! *HUGS*


This thread is cracking me up

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29. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
I'm sorry you aren't feeling well, Pooh.

I always go for a nice prescription remedy with codeine. Knocks ya right out, so you don't notice the cough.

Or, you could go with the wet sock thingy.

*hugs*


yeah, well, my butt launched a thousand tug boats just yesterday. --Executive Princess Pooh

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30. "RE: phlegm de la phlegm"
thanks everyone!

I'm actually feeling pretty good today (at least compared to the past week). The cought is just sticking around way past its expected shelf life.

That's like the best tag line ever true baby

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