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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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"So, anyone feeling racy?"
Just wondering.

...'cause if you did, you could make me an offer on this fine hand-crafted (by my own two hands) ... ummm... "item."

Suitable for keychain use or rear-view mirror display...

-- JV


I'm growing attached to it, though, so it might have to be a reasonable offer... {wink}

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: So, anyone feeling racy? AugustGirl 08-18-04 1
 RE: So, anyone feeling racy? Draco Malfoy 08-18-04 2
 That! Breezy 08-18-04 3
   RE: That! Draco Malfoy 08-18-04 4
       Draco! Breezy 08-18-04 7
           RE: Draco! brvnkrz 08-18-04 13
               RE: Draco! Breezy 08-18-04 14
                   Breezy! Schnookie Palookie 08-18-04 15
                       *SMOOCH* Breezy 08-18-04 17
                           RE: *SMOOCH* Schnookie Palookie 08-18-04 19
                               Heh Breezy 08-18-04 22
                                   RE: Heh Schnookie Palookie 08-18-04 23
                                       RE: Heh Breezy 08-18-04 24
                                           RE: Heh Schnookie Palookie 08-18-04 25
                   Wait a minute brvnkrz 08-18-04 16
           RE: Draco! Immunegirl 08-18-04 37
 RE: So, anyone feeling racy? Estee 08-18-04 5
   RE: So, anyone feeling racy? Devious Weasel 08-18-04 29
       RE: So, anyone feeling racy? Estee 08-18-04 32
 RE: So, anyone feeling racy? DebCapsFan 08-18-04 6
 RE: So, anyone feeling racy? samiam 08-18-04 8
   RE: So, anyone feeling racy? PagongRatEater 08-18-04 10
   RE: So, anyone feeling racy? FesterFan1 08-18-04 11
       RE: So, anyone feeling racy? arkiegrl 08-18-04 18
           BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Schnookie Palookie 08-18-04 20
               RE: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! arkiegrl 08-18-04 26
                   for the clueless DebCapsFan 08-18-04 28
           RE: So, anyone feeling racy? desert_rhino 08-18-04 34
               RE: So, anyone feeling racy? arkiegrl 08-18-04 35
           RE: So, anyone feeling racy? motormouth 08-19-04 43
 RE: So, anyone feeling racy? Glow 08-18-04 9
   RE: So, anyone feeling racy? PepeLePew13 08-18-04 12
       RE: So, anyone feeling racy? Draco Malfoy 08-18-04 21
           RE: So, anyone feeling racy? PepeLePew13 08-18-04 27
           RE: So, anyone feeling racy? Devious Weasel 08-18-04 30
               RE: So, anyone feeling racy? FlowerChild 08-18-04 31
 RE: So, anyone feeling racy? desert_rhino 08-18-04 33
   RE: So, anyone feeling racy? FlowerChild 08-18-04 36
 Because size matters... desert_rhino 08-18-04 38
   RE: Because size matters... Glow 08-19-04 39
       RE: Because size matters... desert_rhino 08-19-04 40
 RE: So, anyone feeling racy? Asrai 08-19-04 41
   RE: So, anyone feeling racy? desert_rhino 08-19-04 42
 so what the heck is it? motormouth 08-19-04 44
   RE: so what the heck is it? desert_rhino 08-19-04 45

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AugustGirl 11534 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-04, 05:22 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
I'm not sure, but I think a certain newbie on the Jillian Barberie thread would probably like to buy it.


Nice "item", JV.

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08-18-04, 07:39 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
Hey, those hurt.

.... or so I've heard.

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08-18-04, 08:12 AM (EST)
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3. "That!"
Would go great with the handcuff Babydoll just sent me.


Beware of the nanners.

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4. "RE: That!"
Just one? Would that just go on one wrist? And wouldn't that be a bracelet?

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08-18-04, 08:34 AM (EST)
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7. "Draco!"
Sorry handcuffs.

I have an excuse though, I cracked my head open giving my child a kiss this morning.


*ouch*

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08-18-04, 09:51 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Draco!"
Breezy honey? Do you need a bandaid or some TLC? What can I get you? I could buy JV's item for you if it will make you feel better.


Manufactured by Mattel and a fan of Six Flags wheeeeeeeeeeee

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08-18-04, 09:59 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Draco!"
I need an ice pack and kisses for my booboo. Noone else seems to care... well except for Glow but she wants me to go see the big bad doctor.


Wow? I don't remember telling you that's why we were flying around on the golf cart. It's the closest she'd ever get to Six Flags.

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08-18-04, 10:01 AM (EST)
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15. "Breezy!"
*kisses Breezy's boo boo*

I care!


What did you hit your head on?

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08-18-04, 10:06 AM (EST)
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17. "*SMOOCH*"
It was a really beautiful scene really. Breezygirl is leaving today until Sunday with her Dad.

So I tiptoed into her room this morning to give her a kiss and tell her to have fun. *smooch* Nice soft kiss on her cheek, she nods in her sleep. I lift up and forget about the bunk bed. The heavy solid homemade bunk bed we made for her. *CRACK*

Breezygirl was startled out of her sound sleep, DH heard it from our bedroom and hollered out "What the heck was that".

Oh yes it was a beautiful scene.

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08-18-04, 10:10 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: *SMOOCH*"
*OUCH* Poor Breezy baby!!!! *smooch*


Could be worse ... could have been your forehead and you'd have a big welt there.

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08-18-04, 10:12 AM (EST)
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22. "Heh"
You're right I'm not looking at this from the right angle.

I do have a nice big goose egg on the back of my head. My hair looks fuller there.

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08-18-04, 10:16 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: Heh"
My hair looks fuller there.

Heh! I almost spit my coffee out at that one

You've just come up with the secret to a head of fuller hair!

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24. "RE: Heh"
Wait til I tell Monsty.

Oooooh Nookie, I forgot to tell you. I have W ones here at work and I bought A ones for Breezygirl for school.

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25. "RE: Heh"
LOL. No more fancy schmancy brushes!

I'm loving my "C" ones and Gypsy says HI

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08-18-04, 10:05 AM (EST)
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16. "Wait a minute"
Did you say you wanted to play doctor?


Manufactured by Mattel and a fan of Six Flags

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08-18-04, 08:33 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Draco!"
Breezy! Oh no!!
*smooches*
Are you feeling better now?


Slice and Dice Chop Shop 2004

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08-18-04, 08:27 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
Pass. They keep getting snagged on the pole. There are few things more embarassing than twirling yourself onto the ground and not being able to get up again without the assistance of a locksmith, with the possible exception of the phone call to said locksmith.
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29. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
That was you?

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08-18-04, 11:47 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
Not this time. I'm very good about learning from other people's experience.
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08-18-04, 08:34 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
If you're willing to part with it, I'd like to have it.
I have a leather one purchased from Renfest last year.


It's for Halloween, honestly.

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08-18-04, 08:41 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
I don't get it.


Sweet and innocent since 1970

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08-18-04, 09:45 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
Thanks for making me not the only one who is clueless as to the apparently painful and possibly sexual nature of the object pictured.



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11. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
And that is for the best, really.

Fester <-- doesn't get it either.

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08-18-04, 10:09 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
What I want to know is, where do you put the quarter?


Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004

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20. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
LAST EDITED ON 08-18-04 AT 10:11 AM (EST)


Is completely clueless also.

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08-18-04, 10:23 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
Thank you for noticing. I'm rather proud of that one!

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28. "for the clueless"
LAST EDITED ON 08-18-04 AT 11:15 AM (EST)

I can email you a website. Uh, I removed it cause you have to be over 18 to enter. Bad Deb.
In case you were wondering. I'm thinking JV should hang on to it and use it on his ex-wife.


Not outloud of course, cause that would be not nice.

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08-18-04, 12:51 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
As I heard on the History Channel last night, in Wild West Tech, coins of a certain size were supposed to serve well as a sort of low-tech diaphragm. Just a thought.

-- JV


One working girl kept the coins on her nightstand and gave them to the "society women" when they came around asking for donations for their causes. I almost spit my tea at that one.

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35. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
LOL, and eewwww!

Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004

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08-19-04, 02:18 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
"What I want to know is, where do you put the quarter?"

I wish I had said that! Too funny arkie!



*so really, where does it go?*

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08-18-04, 08:48 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
Very nice. Those rings are tiny. Your patience and talent amaze me.


I could, ummmm, make an offer.

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12. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
>Your patience and talent amaze me.

After reading about his ex-wife on the other thread, it's no wonder he needs an outlet to blow off steam and it's also easy to see where he developed his skill at being patient...



ŠSlice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
Scratch and sniff

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21. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
That's what I have Grand Theft Auto for. Blowing away hookers is remarkably therapeutic.

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27. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
OT and fantasy sports are my two medicines for blowing off steam.



ŠSlice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
Scratch and sniff

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30. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
I find the inverse is true as well.

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08-18-04, 11:41 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
Can I get a SET of these?



Here's to nights I can't remember with people I'll never forget!!

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08-18-04, 12:48 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
I have to stop posting after taking sleep aids followed by horrible nightmares about "normal life prior to The Gay Thing" that wake me up stoned out of my gourd.

Still, it *is* cute, isn't it?

650 1/8" inside diameter stainless steel rings and 1 5/6" inside diameter stainless ring. About 4.5 hours' work, including cutting all those rings.

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36. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"

Yes, it *is* cute.
So are you!
*smooches*



Here's to nights I can't remember with people I'll never forget!!

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38. "Because size matters..."
I just thought I'd share today's little project:

-- JV


Besides, it's been pouring all day!

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39. "RE: Because size matters..."
Very impressive. Are we making offers on this one too?


I can think of a few.

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40. "RE: Because size matters..."
I always entertain offers on my work.
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41. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
JV, for you, I'd pay anything!

*makes the Rhino an offer he can't refuse*


"You? Are the poster child for debauchery." ~Femme

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42. "RE: So, anyone feeling racy?"
That's a pretty open-ended offer, assray.
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44. "so what the heck is it?"
I am still in the dark here....



*Courtesy of IceCat*

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45. "RE: so what the heck is it?"
Ummm, a 5" long cat-o'-nine-tails?
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