LAST EDITED ON 05-09-06 AT 01:38 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 05-09-06 AT 12:16 PM (EST)

Good deal Buddha.Let's meet tonight in the back of the garden.I'm not sure how we'll work out the logistics.I'm still a little flat from my rendevous with Jodi.But we'll figure something out. I'll bring biscuits.(whispers)And don't tell the "wife" okay? I've already had ONE run in with her and she SCARES me.I could have sworn she was married to the banjo picker from that movie "Deliverance."I know what you mean about her and the drugs.I think those beauty boot camps of hers are a front for some backdoor roofie action.One minute your sipping wine and trying on some mascara.And the next thing you know your stuffed into some backless,low cut spandex number and knee deep in paternity suits.I think she offered to give me a haircut and I don't HAVE hair.So let's keep this on the down low.

PS,Care to sign up for some pole dancing later?

PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY,SO SPOKESMAN
MADE OF DOUGH,UNLIKE ANTONIA