The show hasn't even started yet and still.... here I go having fits of imagination that I just feel so inclined to share with you all.Disclaimer: The following is purely a figment of my imagination and has absolutely no spoiler value. Feel free to add to the story, but remember that Webby does not allow actual soft core porn on his site.
Our Survivor Thailand story begins at the end of day one in the Sticky Wu tribe. All is quiet as the survivors fall asleep side by side under their new shelter.
Brian: Psssst, Erin.
Erin: What?
Brian: Want to form an alliance?
Erin: Don't you think it's a little too soon for that?
Brian: Ummm, just testing the waters.
At this point, Brian is grazing his lips on Erin's neck.
Erin: Hey, what are you doing? I thought you were married.
Brian: Don't worry, I have my wife's permission to have similated sex as long as it's on film.
Erin: Simulated sex? Isn't that soft porn?
Brian: Well, it's not like we would really be doing it. Besides, MB promised us each an extra $10,000 if we perform a little s.s. (simulated sex) for the camera.
Erin: That isn't in my contract!
Brian: Yes, it is. It appears in small print at the bottom of page 69.
Erin: I guess I must have dozed off after page 60. Hmmm, $10,000 sounds good to me right now. I have no idea how far I'll make it in this game anyway.
She starts to show interest by rubbing Brian's arms.
Erin: Ewwww! That lotion you have on makes your arms feel slimey!
Brian: Lotion? What lotion?
Erin rubs her hands on the ground trying to remove that slimey feeling.
Erin: Uhh, sorry, Brian, not even for $10,000. I do have standards.
Brian: Pssst, Stephanie?
to be continued.....
Come on in, the water's fine!
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