Last week I said I can stop watching now. This week, I wish I had.I didn't want to join in on the existing thread for this week because I disagreed with almost everyone on there. And I'm not spinning at all. Now that Nadia is gone, I really don't care who wins, so I'm being honest here.
I've started likeing Conny over the last few weeks. That means he must be doing really well since I hate the guy and how he's playing the game. Because of that I was willing to look past his disasterous eye liner overdose. What the hell was that about?!? Did he even look in a mirror. His song sucked, but I was still with him, until..........he did..........the Clay Aiken, I mean, he winked. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! WHY? I may be the only person who gets pissed of when a contestant winks, but it did it for me. It was enough. Wink of death. I will always be against him because of that wink.
Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. I completely thought you had this show in the bag in the top 24. But tonight, you did a 180 with me. I've been patient with you. How can I get this through your head? Okay, let's try this. Ruben won season two. He produced a bucket of sweat every performance. I thought it was a little sick, too, okay, but it means he gave it his all. Fantasia cryed after singing Summertime. She said she felt her song. I have never seen worse stage presence from anyone ever, you do your best to not be pretty every week with your hair style, and worst of all, you tell Ryan you don't know what the hell you just sang. You say you think the words of the song were bad and when Ryan guesses what the song means, you say "Summun' like that." In an accent like Larry the Cable Guy! I'm not kidding. Very inspiring. You're fired!
As mad as Carrie made me with that performance, Paula was the one who made me yell when she said Carrie held the note longer than any other Idol ever has. That's the biggest, dumbest thing she has...well, no, she's said a lot of dumb things, but this was one of them. I know she's so wrong, and Paula was there. You were just 20 feet away from Diana Degarmo last season. Top 11, Diana's Broken Wing. Let's compare now.
Carrie
squeals like a pig for 11 seconds
takes a BREATH
finishes off for 8 seconds
Diana
Holds a beautiful, perfect note for 18 Seconds!!!
Yes, I am being technical, but just think of me as an investigative reporter. Paula was way off. Not an opinion of mine (and that opinion appears every single performance. Every one), but in this case, a fact. Ha! (Insert a Paula's driving record joke here).
Okay, thoses were the big two performers who bugged me. I had some style issues like oh there's Anthony's wrists again. Do you need Mom to button your sleeves kid and there was Oh there's Anwar's chest again. Thank you, I mean, it gets me through the week. Maybe one week, we'll get a nipple flash. I could have sworn I saw The Rock in the audience with a "Go Bo" shirt on. That's an endorsement. Oh, and speaking of celebrities, I thought Alex Trebek's one-on-one was the most entertaining part of the hour. Finally, I'm guess if I had to choose a favorite now, it.....would....uh....okay, Vonzell. You got me. She's it. She's the only one who doesn't annoy me (that is, when I can ignore her blowing kisses).
Did I say I wish Scott was dead? I do.
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