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"Song Parody Challenge!!!!!!"
samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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08-16-02, 03:04 PM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: Song Parody Challenge!!!!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-16-02 AT 03:13 PM (EST)(be gentle, it's my first) I got here a tale of a man named Mark Burnett
An evil little man with a scary God complex
He made some shows before, but they didn't satisfy
Until a game he thought up, and CBS gave it a try...
Survivor, that is. Ratings gold, ad revenue. The first person who won was Dancin' Dicque, a cunning snake
and then in Oz, ol' Tina, and man, her boobs were fake
In Africa, 'twas Ethan, and in Marquesas, Vee
Now he takes a cast to Thailand along with his henchman, Jiffy...
Probe, that is. Big-ass dimples, stupid questions. And soon we get to watch the giant whore parade again
CBS would like to thank us all for kindly tuning in
The cast all think they're lucky, but they don't get the joke:
They'll have their 15 minutes, then it will all go up in smoke...
America's bored, that is. No contracts, no endorsements.  God used to be my co-pilot, but then we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat Him.
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PackMan 1207 desperate attention whore postings
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08-16-02, 03:07 PM (EST)
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2. "The Ballad Of Ted Rogers" |
Okay, maybe it's because it's Friday I’m just trying to kill some time. Maybe it's because I was inspired by the theme. Whatever the reason, I'm going to go ahead and place my entry now. I reserve the right to post another later, after the show starts.The Ballad of Ted Rogers Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Ted.
A poor web designer tryin’ to keep his family fed.
And then one day he was workin’ at Big Blue,
And in came the call he was goin’ to Tarutao.
Thailand, that is! Bangkok! Phuket! Well the next thing you know old Ted’s a ridin’ high
He’s on the next plane and he’s flyin’ cross the sky.
He’s parked his bike with his friends that ride big dogs,
And he’s layin’ on the beach instead of ridin’ that old hog.
Harley that is! Bulldog! Super Fat! Ol’ Ted met the folks for the first time on the boat.
The first thought he had was that Erin's sure to float.
The others all objected at the way he made the rounds,
But who was gonna fight him, Ted weighed more than 300 pounds.
Muscle that is! Big Dog! Meat eater!
They were all on the island pretty close to 40 days.
When Ted left for home people asked him what he weighs.
The pounds he had lost added up to nearly fifty,
They think he’s won the million, but he’s acting kind of shifty.
Secretive that is! Won’t say a thing! Mum’s the word! Ya’ll keep watchin’, ya hear! ****************************** This was fun, Bebo. First time I've ever done anything like this. Thanks for coming up with the idea.
We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings. - Abraham Maslow Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the driveway before it has stopped snowing. - Anonymous
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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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08-16-02, 04:20 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Song Parody Challenge!!!!!!" |
I, too, am a song parody virgin...so be gentle."The Ballad of Robb Zbacnik" Now, here’s a little story ‘bout a guy named Robb
He’s only 23, but he has a bitchin’ job
Pourin’ drinks all night, and a-sleepin’ all day
And he’s even got a place where he can take his babes.
Mom’s, that is. Own room. Rent free. Well, the next thing ya know, ol’ Robb’s a-watchin’ soaps
Then he sees this guy by the name of Jeff Probst
Says “one million dollars in cash is the ultimate reward”
He thought “I’ll only leave my house if I can bring my skateboard”
To the beach, that is. Thick head. Dopey grin. So they put him on a plane and sent him off to Turatao
Where he can sleep on the beach and rustle rats that he can chow
Thinkin’ “Whoooa, look at Erin, man I’ll bet that chick floats.”
Then he went to Tribal Council where he got a lot of votes.
Six, that is. Buh-bye Robb. See ya dude. There’s a moral to our story, in case you weren’t aware
If you’re gonna play Survivor better do it with some flair
Though, they strive for good ratings and forget good taste
Remember everyone, a mind’s an awful thing to waste.
Robb’s, that is. Sarah Jones. And Silas, too.
 Fester
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I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings
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08-19-02, 03:51 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Song Parody Challenge!!!!!!" |
Oh my heck!these were fab guys! i'm gonna have to get in on this action...but first i'm gonna have to read up on the contestants :/ which won't be tonight... *sigh* 
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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08-21-02, 10:41 PM (EST)
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14. "The Ballad of Brian" |
Sigh. I don't wanna be the one following Draco - I bust out laughing every time I read his song. I bow in homage to your evilness. Here we go...Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Bri
Football was a bust, so he gave acting a try.
He got a few bit parts then decided he would see
What would happen if he showed his penis on the silver screen.
Porno, that is. Soft core. Cinemax. Now, here's a big surprise, Brian wasn't made a star
So he went back home, got married, and he started selling cars
Then Mark Burnett said, "Boy, I'm gonna raise the bar...
If you come with me to Thailand then I'll let you be a DAW."
Survivor, that is. Eatin' rats. 15 minutes. Well the first thing you know, Brian got aboard the plane
Then he went and did the things he'd sworn he'd never do again.
He paraded 'round in bathing suits and not a whole lot more
Now he's just another dirty, smelly MB media whore.
Y'all put out now, y'here?  
all evil is seductive and Ms. Bebo is most certaintly the most evil of them all !!!!! -katem
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08-22-02, 03:16 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Song Parody Challenge!!!!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-22-02 AT 04:13 PM (EST)I know, not the best....but I couldn't refuse Bebo's challenge.
Come and listen to a story ‘bout a man named Jeff.
A poor game show host, barely kept himself in green.
Then one day he was lookin’ for a job
and up from the ground came a snivilin’ hog,…
Burnit that is,the evil one,producer.
Well the next thing you know ole Jeffys got a job.
The producer said Jeff get the cast away from here.
He said South East Asia is the place you ought to be.
So they loaded up plane and they flew to Pulau… Tiga that is.
Media whores,millionaires…. Some time has past since number 1 in fact they just canned 5.
The cast is all the same each time, but at least Jeffy has a job.
And i’ll be back to bash a bit cause I aint doin’ much.
And hang out with Bebo and the rest of the basher bunch.
ya'll watch s5, ya hear!
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08-23-02, 07:46 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Song Parody Challenge!!!!!!" |
Well, This is my first try at doing a parody, so bear with me....Let me tell you all a story 'bout a gal named Shii Ann
Who wanted to take a trip back to her homeland
So she packed up her bags and she headed back east
But she ended up in Thailand, on American TV
Survivor that is, monsoon season, dripping wet Now Shii Ann went to college where she got a degree
She studied Englis Lit and moved to NYC
Where she got herself a masters and an obese cat
And she's recruiting new executives How about that?
New York City that is, big dogs, smart cookie... Shii Ann couldn't travel without her lucky bag
and she hoped she wasn't teamed up with Jan, that old hag
she thought she could outsmart them all
and win a million bucks
But she was voted off first...
Man that really sucks!
Big time....15 minutes gone.. Y'all keep watchin' ya hear?
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