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"TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK SEVEN"
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"TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK SEVEN" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-23-02 AT 08:52 PM (EST)TARGAY Journal, Week Seven
By Larry Johnson
By popular request, this is my SHORT weekly column on The Amazing Race, reminiscent of my critically-lauded series entitled Gay Survivor Journal. It will be posted here every Thursday, and is a Basherboard exclusive! FASHION CITATION
This week’s citation goes to Gerard, who was seen from a rather unfortunate angle during the road block. Adding to his already large backside was the safety harness, which made it appear that Gerard was literally scared sh!tless. As Ken commented “Go Gerard! (You got a load in your pants?)”
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTS OF THE WEEK
Gerard came off a little mean spirited in his mocking of Ian this week. I mean, we all hate Ian, but a Diva is never a ‘hater,’ always a ‘congratulater.’ (Gerard, as Ian, while pounding the table.) “Come on, Terry, haul your ass!” Damon and Andre also seemed a bit bitter after being notified that they were eliminated. Andre pulled out a dollar and handed it to Phil, sarcastically: “Here’s the dollar back for this leg of the race. We didn’t need it.” CULTURAL AWARENESS LESSON OF THE WEEK
For those of you who like the surfer type (count me in!) who would have guessed you could find a cute lean little blonde surfer boy (in a tight black body suit) in the middle of Germany? (This show is entertaining, and educational too!) LOOK OF THE WEEK
This week the twins were ski bunnies, in matching red and blue sleeveless polo shirts (that showed off their ripped arms) with cute matching snowflake ski hats. It made me fantasize about a hot night by the fireplace at the ski lodge. (Bearskin rug optional.) GRAPHICALLY APPROPRIATE QUOTE OF THE WEEK
(A despondent Gerard to a still-optimistic Ken.) “Listen, Maria Von Trapp…”
DIVA OF THE WEEK
This week the choice was an easy one. As Flo and Zach decided to find a room to get some sleep, Diva Flo refused to consider the youth hostel, because it was too inexpensive. (God forbid they be seen on video in a cheap dive!) “I’m not going anywhere cheaper than 25… because it’s gross!” Forced by Zach to settle on the Hotel Montachia, her comment on that fine establishment was that it was “so ghetto.”
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katem 3315 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-02, 04:27 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK SEVEN" |
>CULTURAL AWARENESS LESSON OF THE WEEK
>
>For those of you who like
>the surfer type (count me
>in!) who would have guessed
>you could find a cute
>lean little blonde surfer boy
>(in a tight black body
>suit) in the middle of
>Germany? (This show is
>entertaining, and educational too!) I knew this was coming. LOL !!!!! >LOOK OF THE WEEK
>This week the twins were ski
>bunnies, in matching red and
>blue sleeveless polo shirts (that
>showed off their ripped arms)
>with cute matching snowflake ski
>hats. It made me
>fantasize about a hot night
>by the fireplace at the
>ski lodge. (Bearskin rug
>optional.) You and me both buddy. Still hands off Ken  >GRAPHICALLY APPROPRIATE QUOTE OF THE WEEK
>
>(A despondent Gerard to a still-optimistic
>Ken.) “Listen, Maria Von
>Trapp…” I also knew this was coming. In fact would have been severely disappointed, if you would not have commentted on this. >DIVA OF THE WEEK
>This week the choice was an
>easy one. As Flo
>and Zach decided to find
>a room to get some
>sleep, Diva Flo refused to
>consider the youth hostel, because
>it was too inexpensive. I hate her, but I agree she deserves it this week, for this part. But she continued being mean to poor Zach. A true Diva, is never mean to a nice boy
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11-24-02, 11:54 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK SEVEN" |
Very funny Larry, but really, no notice of Jill?She was all spiffed up this week. I think she's been reading your column. And the snowflake hats were hilarious...
Keep it up!
These reality show contestants need a reality check!
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