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"Basher Boys/Babes Season Opening Party"
FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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08-14-02, 07:45 PM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: Basher Boys/Babes Season Opening Party" |
I'm with ya, Pepe! Make mine a WHITE Russian or a Rum & VANILLA Coke to honor our o-so ethnically diverse S5 cast! Looks like that "cross-section" that Jiffy was talking about ran straight through the Midwest.I guess Sean & Vee ruined it for everyone of color. I'll miss those fireside slavery rants and the bad Motown singing by the waterfall the most, I think. Better stop, I'm getting a little misty-eyed. Man, I missed this stuff...  Fester
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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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08-14-02, 08:30 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Basher Boys/Babes Season Opening Party" |
On the OTHER hand, we'll get to be regaled by wild tales of corn detassling parties. Rock on!Potential tribe names: Wun-der Bred (which is Thai for "pasty-skinned doughbrains") and Motzer-Ella (which is Thai for "attractive, but surprisingly flavorless"). Oh, and pour me a Tiger's Milk...that's Godiva Liqueur (oooh, how exotic), Bailey's ('cuz Irish is about as ethnic as we get here), Kahlua (to keep us awake while watching what we're sure won't be the same challenges...again), and, of course, Milk (because, well, these folks will be lucky to get a "got milk" spot by the time they're done).  God used to be my co-pilot, but then we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat Him.
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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08-15-02, 08:41 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Basher Boys/Babes Season Opening Party" |
They're right, margaritas and mai-tais are much too colorful for this pigmentally deprived group. They do pale in comparison to Jiffy's description.* pause for groans at horrendous pun * Mark 1 on the Bebo list. Sigh. When will He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named realize that the American public would be able to handle a diverse cast, and might actually welcome it by the 5th iteration? My expectations are too high, I know. Pass the white wine. I somehow think "white" and "whine" will be key words for this season. Bleah.  
all evil is seductive and Ms. Bebo is most certaintly the most evil of them all !!!!! -katem
Bebo's Bad Pun Tally (BBPT) - 1
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wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings
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08-15-02, 09:13 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Basher Boys/Babes Season Opening Party" |
<<<<<<<<<Pass the white wine.
I somehow think "white" and "whine"
will be key words for this season. Bleah.>>>>>>>>>>>>Good one Bebo!
You probably nailed it on the head. As Usual.
Please remember, if they have a diverse cast then they will have to have a diverse writing team. If they cast everyone from middle America then they just need one or two writers. Saves the evil one some money. Man, I hope they have one 'a 'em "corn shuckin" challenges. It don't get no better'n dat. O.K. I'll have generous portions of tequila and a beer, Please! P.S. I just thought of some possible tribe names......Jondeer or threshers.
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MakeItStop 1098 desperate attention whore postings
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08-15-02, 12:18 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: We need transportation" |
Fester--not fluent in Pirate.
LOL I'm with you Fester -- I'm not fluent in Pirate either. But I surely am ready to party!
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings
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08-15-02, 03:23 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: We need transportation" |
Hey sami,
Of course I would like to put up the Basher crew, buty'all better wait til the show starts cause right now I'd probably want you to help unpack boxes instead of drinkin mai-tais...September sounds about right... Do you guys realize the FIVE count em FIVE out of this cross-section were born in TEXAS, and one more relocated there? *grin* Sounds kinda like SB... Plus we got Tennessee (waves at Mel and anotherkim), Arkansas, Louisiana, and Maryland... I guess the whole north of the US is represented by 2 New Yawkers, and the West by one black transplant from San Francisco to Colorado via Memphis, one Honolulu girl (hey, Hawaii got represented for the first time), and one spoiled bartender brat from AZ... Then you get a Taiwan native. OK, so now she counts as New Jersey, or is it New York? This should be funny. I'm a little bummed at the shortage of bartenders. We may have to mix our own drinks on the yacht! One is not enough. 
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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08-18-02, 03:10 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: We need transportation" |
I've noticed a disturbing trend in the topic of transportation. . . The point is NOT to choose something the loozers would feel at home on--it's to make US comfortable for the duration of this mission!Whoever suggested a PICKUP TRUCK obviously got sidetracked by the fact that there IS a disproportionate number of Texans in the cast of S5. I'm afraid I will not be caught living in such a vehicle--what, the hot tub goes in the bed? and then we ride around like sardined circus clowns or coed bimbos on an auto parts calendar? No thankee. I'm afraid that even our beloved Dalton, the ORIGINATOR of the BasherBabe excursions--though a Texan herself--would likewise find this suggestion ludicrous. I suggest everyone take a chill pill and wait to see what Ms. Dalton decrees; after all, these forays ARE financed by her deep pockets, and I think it would be unfair to make any extra demands on her. Trust her good taste, and just sit back and enjoy the ride. And remember, there ARE limits to her patience, so don't forget the rules. Since Dalton is busy power-broking at this time, I'll have to look through the files (closer to launch time) to make sure what those are; for now, all I can remember is that no TOTAL nudity is allowed, and we must BASH Survivor at every opportunity. So get those pareos ironed and hone those wits--comfort and therapeutic tongue-lashings will be the order of the day! GT
Losing a husband can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.
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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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08-15-02, 11:51 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Basher Boys/Babes Season Opening Party" |
Some initial thoughts while trying to decide if this is the worst cast ever....MB must have had car trouble in Texas. 4 Texans, another who was born in Texas and now lives in neighboring Louisiana, another Louisianian(?), and an Arkansan. I dunno sheriff, but somethin' tells me this island ain't big enough for all of 'em. ...Another season of Survivor, another stupid bartender. MB must be stocking the pond for us. This guy looks like the dope to beat all dopes though. Robbbbbbbbbbbbb. The extra 'b'? That's for 'brains', we throw that away. ...A Used Car salesman? What, no ambulance chasers applied? ...Penny the cheerleader. She's got spirit, yes she do, she's got spirit...aww screw it. ...Pastor John and Clay. I think these two got on the wrong boat and no one had the heart to tell them. ...Jan. She's gotta be even money to last three days, let alone survive her first TC. ...Jake. LC's right, this guy looks like a cross between Willie Nelson and that Jack Palance character from "City Slickers". Boy, I sure hope there's a hog tying challenge this year! Fester
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GTmike 1255 desperate attention whore postings
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08-15-02, 01:10 PM (EST)
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18. "6-3-2 theory" |
Man, this is going to be a rough season. I hope that there is drama or fights or something. Looks like I may be moving from Fanatics to Bashers. This is the OLDer survivor. There seems to be less mid 20s and younger 20s. There also isn't a lot of eye candy in the women. We'll see how they look on the actual show and not in 2 second clips. I have come up with an intial theory for Survivor 6. I call it my 6-3-2 theory: 6=3x2
Survivor 6 = Survivor 3, 2 times as bad. We'll see if this pans out. ----GTmike
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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08-15-02, 08:58 PM (EST)
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25. "SPOILER ALERT: Jed cannot win" |
I probably should be posting this on Spoilers, but Bashers is my first love, so it's here. Jed cannot possibly win S5. It will never happen. How do I know? How can I be so sure?MB would not possibly tolerate a permanent link of his baby to "The Beverly Hillbillies". And all of us loyal viewers would soon do like Elvis and shoot our TV sets after the 5000th repetition of "How's about that - Ol' Jed's a millionaire!" Hardeeharharharhar. "Hey Jed, are ya moving out to Beverly - Hills, that is?" NyuckNyuckNyuck. Please. Although ol' Jed's going to do just fine. He's a dental student, and did you get a look at the teeth on some of these contestants - I mean castmembers? Lord almighty, I think they all use that British toothpaste. Jed is going to be set up with a full practice right off. "Herbie wants to be a denist!" Hey, that solves it, we'll just nickname him Herbie right off the bat and get that "Jed" albatross off his neck. Herbie was a misfit, though, and misfits don't always last long on Survivor. Oh that's right, they're usually all misfits. It's the ultimate "Island of Misfit Toys". Shhh, don't tell them that, though - they think they're "cool." And then there's Robbbbbbb....
I feel so...refreshed!
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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08-16-02, 08:19 AM (EST)
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28. "Locked and Loaded" |
Junior Officer Erist here, ready to rope in this season's loozers! I've repacked my supplies for Thailand, and here's what I got...- Barbie and Ken Dolls for identification purposes.
- Thai-English dictionary. No, not for translation, but to konk these losers over the head with.
- Thermos of coffee to stay awake when they start talking to me.
- Granola as a fitting parting gift (Jan and Jake can have bran instead)
- A revolver to shoot myself in the head with after week 3 when the marginally interesting contestants all get voted off. All in all, I think this is going to be a fun season. ======================= Survivorerist - Oh where oh where did my sig pic go?  (Courtesy of Strider  )
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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08-16-02, 09:08 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: Locked and Loaded" |
>>>Hon, could you go pick up some Thai food for me?<<<No sweat, I'll bring back enough to feed the whole boat. I still have Jiffy's Visa from last season. ======================= Survivorerist - Oh where oh where did my sig pic go? (Courtesy of Strider ) Sir's Mole Record
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snoocharoo 1 desperate attention whore postings
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08-16-02, 12:11 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: The Bar" |
AAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!! All the beer is Canadian eh?????????? What's up wit dat my odiferous friend?
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Frau Hexe 716 desperate attention whore postings
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08-17-02, 09:53 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Basher Boys/Babes Season Opening Party" |
LAST EDITED ON 08-17-02 AT 09:54 PM (EST)Ooohh, a party! And once again I'm fashionably late. Better late than never, I suppose. I thought I'd arrange a nice festive activity for everyone, since we all need something to keep ourselves occupied for a whopping month and two days. Sooo....the nice witch that I am, I thought I'd give anyone who's willing, or perhaps just standing still long enough, a nice new hairdo ala Jan. 
Can anyone tell me why a fifty-three-year-old teacher is insisting upon wearing her hair in pigtails? Oh my, this is going to be a simply lovely season for bashing.  Now, where's my drink? 
"I know I can't be the only whatever I am in the room." -Ani Difranco
Edited to finish a thought.
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