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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Post-Survivor Haiku"
G-Girl 4 desperate attention whore postings
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08-24-00, 04:06 PM (EST)
 
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"Post-Survivor Haiku" |
Rich spends his money
Outdoor adventures for kids
Must run fast or else
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GetBy_er 63 desperate attention whore postings
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08-24-00, 04:16 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Post-Survivor Haiku" |
You shed the weight, Rich
The Aztec seat is roomy
forego the drive thruFour Immunities!
Way to go Ms. Wiglesworth
It saved your tatoo
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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08-24-00, 04:47 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Post-Survivor Haiku" |
My personal fave is inverted Haiku:Gluttons for abuse
Survivor series over
Losers on parade Losers on parade
Ugly, scheming backstabbers
Decent folk, beware Decent folk, beware
Another season coming
Gluttons for abuse
Gee--that was easy! I bet we could come up with one for each character. . . but then, who would be the weiner? 
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GetBy_er 63 desperate attention whore postings
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08-24-00, 04:58 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Post-Survivor Haiku" |
Machiavelli
The key is Alliances
Build up your powerBuild up your power
Feast on Pagong, then your own
Be ever alert Be ever alert
A new, but, old consultant
Machiavelli .
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that was my first go at 'inverted haiku'
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G-Girl 4 desperate attention whore postings
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08-24-00, 09:48 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Post-Survivor Haiku" |
Thought of these two later. Sorry, my brain can't handle the inverted version...Superpole burns up
Fifteen minutes going fast
Soon back to bedpans Rudy lost the game
But wife still walks on hot coals
If he tells her to
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08-24-00, 09:51 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Post-Survivor Haiku" |
G-girl makes a point
will be heard again in fall
read by Hatch lawyer
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Selfcreationist 33 desperate attention whore postings
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08-24-00, 09:53 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Post-Survivor Haiku" |
Aztec boxy car
Pontiac must pay million
for someone to drive.
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