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Tumbler 108 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 06-08-02, 09:59 PM (EST) "S5 Names Spoiler" LAST EDITED ON 06-08-02 AT 10:02 PM (EST) Edited because I didn't know the name Dlck wasn't allowed. Giant Spoiler! I have obtained the names of the Survivor 5 cast. It seems Burnett is REALLY trying to work sex into the plot this time. Looks like some of these folks could have a real future in porn. Salami Tribe: Craven Moorehead Drew Peacock Hugh Jorgen Neil B. Formy Annie Position Connie Lingus Jenny Talia Sharon Cox Panties Tribe: Don Keydik Harry Ballzonya Mike Oxbigg Willie B. Hardigan Ava Jyna Eileen Ulick Helen Bed Ora Lee I would have to guess that Drew or Willie would be the first to be voted out. They don’t seem to fit the theme. Sorry if this is too crude for anyone. I apologize for that. I have never posted on Bashers before. The Survivor off-season can be tough. I am just trying to have some fun between periods of the hockey game. Go Wings! Sorry Bebo (I’m a Buffalo fan, therefore a Hasek fan). Seriously, when are we going to have someone named Dlck playing Survivor? Tumbler   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: S5 Names Spoiler kawee 06-08-02 1  RE: S5 Names Spoiler JeffGator 06-08-02 2  RE: S5 Names Spoiler Teddy_Bear 06-09-02 3  RE: S5 Names Spoiler sleeeve 06-09-02 4  RE: S5 Names Spoiler J Slice 06-10-02 5  Don't forget Kelly... SurvivorBlows 06-10-02 7    RE: Don't forget Kelly... Kokoro 06-26-02 22  RE: S5 Names Spoiler Q 06-10-02 8  RE: S5 Names Spoiler Bebo 06-10-02 9  RE: S5 Names Spoiler PepeLePew13 06-11-02 10  This Just In! Tumbler 06-11-02 11    RE: This Just In! Teddy_Bear 06-11-02 12  I am so offended Dianetic 06-11-02 13    RE: Offensive? Dakota 06-17-02 14    RE: I am so offended Fast Eddie 06-20-02 19  RE: S5 Names Spoiler wildchickenhunter 06-17-02 15    RE: S5 Names Spoiler Dakota 06-17-02 16        RE: S5 Names Spoiler wildchickenhunter 06-17-02 17  RE: S5 Names Spoiler sensi92 06-19-02 18    RE: S5 Names Spoiler JeffGator 06-20-02 20        RE: S5 Names Spoiler Teddy_Bear 06-20-02 21  Survivor 6 Contestants! Tumbler 06-27-02 23    RE: Survivor 6 Contestants! nailbone 07-10-02 24

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kawee 101 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 06-08-02, 11:14 PM (EST) 1. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" can't breath.......laughing too....hard.... ROFLMFAO   Top

JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 06-08-02, 11:36 PM (EST) 2. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" lol, very funny Tumbler...but you left out my favorite from Seinfeld---Buck Naked.   Top

Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 06-09-02, 05:49 AM (EST) 3. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" I have an uncle who works for CBS, and he told me that Phil Laeischio will be the new $1,000,000 winner. Just remember that you heard it here first! It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary. || Light a Virtual Candle Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make YOU feel inferior without YOUR consent!   Top

sleeeve 3456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-09-02, 04:53 PM (EST) 4. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" >Seriously, when are we going >to have someone named Dlck >playing Survivor? Those that were around during S1, will recall that we called Richard Hatch "Dicque". You never know what might be up my sleeeve...   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-10-02, 00:36 AM (EST) 5. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" Yet no word about my good friend... Phil McCracken hilarious work, Tumbler... looks to be an... ermm... interesting season... could be "too hot for tv"... We'll see when CBS mysteriously broadcasts Survivor 6 in the fall instead of Survivor 5... -=J=- Don't.Push.Me.'Cuz.I'm.close.to.the.edge.I'm.trying.not.to.lose.my.head...a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! -- The Message   Top

SurvivorBlows 15230 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-10-02, 09:55 AM (EST) 7. "Don't forget Kelly..." ...every odd numbered Survivor series has a "Kelly" -- I think there's a bylaw or something. In S5 "Kelly" will be a man. -SB   Top

Kokoro 3899 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-26-02, 07:08 AM (EST) 22. "RE: Don't forget Kelly..." Wasn't Kel's full name Kelly? I was under the impression that the only Kelly-less series was S4. ----------------------------------- Now let us never speak of S3 again.   Top

Q 2569 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 06-10-02, 09:57 AM (EST) 8. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" This was very very funny. It brightened my Monday Morning. Thanks for the post. You forgot my favorite from the Simpsons (ala barts prank calls) Hugh Jass Amanda Hugenkiss Homer Sexual Later all, D.R.   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-10-02, 11:41 AM (EST) 9. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" Sorry Bebo (I’m a Buffalo fan, therefore a Hasek fan). No apologies necessary, when you post something this funny. Can't pick a fav. The only dilemma is figuring out which will post for Playboy, which for Penthouse, and which for Stuff. I see that D!ck Hurtz didn't make it through the final interview... Even ruder and snottier as the years go by. Let's add mean, horrible, nasty witch while we're at it. Got it down to a science. Card-carrying member of the PGSA Carolina Hurricanes - Eastern Conference Champions Bedeviled NJ, nabbed the Habs, and raked the Leafs!   Top

PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-11-02, 00:04 AM (EST) 10. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" LAST EDITED ON 06-11-02 AT 00:04 AM (EST) There's the oldie from that great cinematic classic, "Porky's" where the character phones a diner and asks the girl behind the counter to ask around if "anyone has seen Michael Hunt, you know, has anyone seen Mike Hunt?" Funny thread, Tumbler!   Top

Tumbler 108 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 06-11-02, 10:28 AM (EST) 11. "This Just In!" I have been receiving reports that Jeff Probst is not hosting this edition of Survivor. Several Thai news organizations have been reporting that a man named Stu Pidasso is the new host. Oh wait…maybe that is Jeff Probst… Tumbler   Top

Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 06-11-02, 12:02 PM (EST) 12. "RE: This Just In!" >I have been receiving reports that Jeff Probst is not hosting this edition of Survivor. Several Thai news organizations have been reporting that a man named Stu Pidasso is the new host.< But they'll still be serving Thigh Food, right? It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary. || Light a Virtual Candle Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make YOU feel inferior without YOUR consent!   Top

Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 06-11-02, 12:58 PM (EST) 13. "I am so offended" I'm offended that you forgot the token gay contestant. I heard his name was Michael Fitzpatrick. He's Irish.   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-17-02, 08:11 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Offensive? " LOL Tumbler. And as for those of you who are offended, I suggest you not laugh at people's names and make fun of them. How would you like it if everyone laughed at your name? These poor people have probably gotten teased all their lives, and here we are, we don't even know them, and we start bashing. Oh, that's right, we're Bashers. Well, I've been off the boards a few weeks, so I forgot. Save the Tigers of Thailand! (Y'all know I had to toss that in.)   Top

Fast Eddie 625 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 06-20-02, 03:22 PM (EST) 19. "RE: I am so offended" >I'm offended that you forgot the >token gay contestant. >I heard his name was Michael >Fitzpatrick. Will he be on the same team as Patrick Fitzmichael? There's an alliance you'd need a crowbar to separate.   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-17-02, 02:35 PM (EST) 15. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" LOL - Very funny Tumbler! For the most part the people on this board like to laugh. This is not the P.C. board or the prude board.This is the basher board. We bash for fun and laughs. Feel free to let us know when you think something is funny, cause many of us will also find it funny. IF Gay John from S4 gets stung by a sea urchin while with the S5 group, who steps up to pee on his hand - Drew Peacock or Hugh Jorgen? Oh, by the way......Where did everybody go? (sorry couldn't help myself)   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-17-02, 02:45 PM (EST) 16. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" >Oh, by the way......Where did everybody >go? If I remember correctly, in S1, they used a box and dug a hole under it. In S2 they dug a hole, but there was no mention of a box. In S3 they just wandered into the tall grass and hoped that the elephants didn't stampede and the lionesses from the night before didn't smell anything they liked. In S4, other than the urchin incident and Sean's little "problem", little attention was paid to the topic. As it should be IMHO.   Top

wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 06-17-02, 02:54 PM (EST) 17. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" No Dakota.....It is a line from another basher.....after S1 this board got really quiet. One of the great lines(i don't remember who wrote it)was "Hey, where did everybody go?".....this had nothing to do with restroom facilities. Thanks for reminding though about where the survivors GO....may be we can do a top ten list.   Top

sensi92 19 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 06-19-02, 06:32 PM (EST) 18. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" Let's see Rob's sausage. Probably doesn't work anyway. "http://www.webdeveloper.com/animations/bnifiles/eyes_1.gif"; They're lying to me! They're all lying to me!   Top

JeffGator 1401 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 06-20-02, 03:27 PM (EST) 20. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" No, it didn't work....but frankly I was a little scared to see what would come up anyway attending Florida State, another unfortunate side effect of hunger   Top

Teddy_Bear 1675 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 06-20-02, 05:05 PM (EST) 21. "RE: S5 Names Spoiler" LAST EDITED ON 06-20-02 AT 05:06 PM (EST) >No, it didn't work....but frankly I was a little scared to see what would come up anyway < It would a certainly been a most gruesome pic, to see all of that transplanted scar-tissue from his forehead. It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary. Light a Virtual Candle Eleanor Roosevelt: No one can make YOU feel inferior without YOUR consent!   Top

Tumbler 108 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 06-27-02, 03:58 PM (EST) 23. "Survivor 6 Contestants!" I’m Baaack! My organization has already obtained confidential information regarding Survivor 6. It seems that See-BS will attempt an all-gay male version for this edition. We of course already have the contestant names, including two alternates. It is far too early for us to know who is on what tribe, or what the tribe names are. We will pass that along when we find out. Stu Pidasso will return as host. Contestants: Ben Twilley Bo Nerlicker Bob Downe Bruce Daneus Colin Hunter Filmore Kraxin Holdin McGroin Hugh Jayness Jack Doff Justin Syde Lou Sole Manny Kanblo Mike Rack Neil Enbob Phil Later Pierce Dass Alternates: Kelly Scott Wood Stan Keyhole Tumbler   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 07-10-02, 11:52 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Survivor 6 Contestants!" I also heard that Mike Rotch was just itchin'to compete... - This Space For Rent Daytime, nighttime, anytime, things go better with Rock! - Def Leppard   Top

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