Email this topic to a friend Printer-friendly version of this topic Bookmark this topic (Registered users only)		Archived thread - Read only  Previous Topic | Next Topic
Conferences The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)
Original message

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 05-15-06, 00:04 AM (EST) "Hawkeye - Episode 9.11" The usual, snarky answers to snarky questions. It's going to be a short list this week being that I'm late in getting this going and it's past my bed-time... 1. What the heck happened to Monica? She started off the leg with perfect make-up and a perfectly coiffed ponytail. Then half-way through she looks like she just got run over by a lawn mower. 2. Instead of bugs, what should some of the racers be forced to mow down on? 3. I'm so sick of that Travelocity gnome! I'd like to drop-kick it into a volcano. What would you like to do with it? 4. Monica really sucked at the clay pot task. How could she have come up with a better way to carry the pots? 5. Yolanda couldn't go into the temple until she covered her bare arms. What "violations" would prevent other racers from getting into the temple? EXTRA CREDIT: The monkeys certainly seemed to like Eric & Jeremy. What were the monkeys thinking? Siggie courtesy of Seana   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.11 cahaya 05-15-06 1    RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.11 Earl Colby Pottinger 05-15-06 2        RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.11 cahaya 05-15-06 4  RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.11 Max Headroom 05-15-06 3  Medio Hawkeye - Episode 9.11 Molaholic 05-16-06 5    RE: Medio Hawkeye - Episode ... warp_core breach 05-17-06 6

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Messages in this topic

cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-15-06, 01:37 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.11" 1. What the heck happened to Monica? She started off the leg with perfect make-up and a perfectly coiffed ponytail. Then half-way through she looks like she just got run over by a lawn mower. The TAR Hairdressing crew couldn't tolerate the whining any more and quit. The poor cameraman, though, had to put up with it to the finish. 2. Instead of bugs, what should some of the racers be forced to mow down on? The TAR producers for introducing Fear Factor Gross-Out into TAR. 3. I'm so sick of that Travelocity gnome! I'd like to drop-kick it into a volcano. What would you like to do with it? That gnome reminds me of a story I saw on TV about a British lady who had hundreds of the dang things in her garden. One day, she decided she had enough, and smashed them all up one by one with a sledgehammer. 4. Monica really sucked at the clay pot task. How could she have come up with a better way to carry the pots? As blindly as she was doing the task, she might as well have stuck one over her head. 5. Yolanda couldn't go into the temple until she covered her bare arms. What "violations" would prevent other racers from getting into the temple? BJ and Tyler's illicit substances. EXTRA CREDIT: The monkeys certainly seemed to like Eric & Jeremy. What were the monkeys thinking? "Welcome to the monkey house, boys!" An Arkie Asian creation, with Foo dog images by Bob. Thanks, WCB, for hosting the Hawkeyes this time around!   Top

Earl Colby Pottinger 2597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 05-15-06, 11:13 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.11" I assume you are recently to TAR. Food gross-out go way back in this show. Infact compared to the past ones this was mild.   Top

cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-15-06, 01:17 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.11" Food gross-out go way back in this show. Yeah, I know, and I never did like it. It's one reason I quit watching Fear Factor on a regular basis.   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-15-06, 01:00 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Hawkeye - Episode 9.11" LAST EDITED ON 05-15-06 AT 01:01 PM (EST) 1. What the heck happened to Monica? She started off the leg with perfect make-up and a perfectly coiffed ponytail. Then half-way through she looks like she just got run over by a lawn mower. BJ and Tyler caught up to her and gave her multiple "swirlies" for again not helping them when they lost all their belongings. (What's a swirlie, you ask? Well, you hold someone's head inside a toilet, preferably a industrial, strong-flushing type, and give the toilet a flush! The resulting hairstyle is a swirlie.) 2. Instead of bugs, what should some of the racers be forced to mow down on? Eric/Jeremy - humility Ray/Yolanda - personality Joseph/Monica - humanity 3. I'm so sick of that Travelocity gnome! I'd like to drop-kick it into a volcano. What would you like to do with it? Use Travelocity to buy it a one-way ticket to Antarctica. 4. Monica really sucked at the clay pot task. How could she have come up with a better way to carry the pots? Carry one in each hand. (After all, she netted only two pots on one of her trips!) 5. Yolanda couldn't go into the temple until she covered her bare arms. What "violations" would prevent other racers from getting into the temple? BJ/Tyler - too many hemp-related products Eric/Jeremy - too much testosterone Joseph/Monica - too much crying EXTRA CREDIT: The monkeys certainly seemed to like Eric & Jeremy. What were the monkeys thinking? "Oh brother, where art thou?"   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-16-06, 04:46 PM (EST) 5. "Medio Hawkeye - Episode 9.11" Usual disclaimer -- I post before reading. Any copying is the result of a rift in the space-time contiuum. 1. What the heck happened to Monica? She started off the leg with perfect make-up and a perfectly coiffed ponytail. Then half-way through she looks like she just got run over by a lawn mower. The Travelocity gnome got a little, shall we say "overly familiar". 2. Instead of bugs, what should some of the racers be forced to mow down on? Frat Boys -- Head cheese Yolanda & Ray -- Tennessee Road Apples MoJo -- A cup of whine 3. I'm so sick of that Travelocity gnome! I'd like to drop-kick it into a volcano. What would you like to do with it? The phrase 'up the wazoo' springs to mind... 4. Monica really sucked at the clay pot task. How could she have come up with a better way to carry the pots? Slathered her arms with mounds of Temple Monkey dung. 5. Yolanda couldn't go into the temple until she covered her bare arms. What "violations" would prevent other racers from getting into the temple? MoJo -- No whine allowed. Hippies -- Those funny cigarettes they have under their mangy beards. Frat Boys -- Too close to the Duke Lacrosse team EXTRA CREDIT: The monkeys certainly seemed to like Eric & Jeremy. What were the monkeys thinking? DADDY! “Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Either possibility is simply astonishing.” Carl Sagan.   Top

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 05-17-06, 10:37 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Medio Hawkeye - Episode 9.11" Medio? *sniff sniff... Siggie courtesy of Seana   Top

Remove

Lobby | Topics | Previous Topic | Next Topic

Select another forum Lobby The Amazing Race Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--The Amazing Race Fanatics Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Basher Forum (Protected)   |--The Amazing Race Spoiler/Speculation Forum (Protected) American Idol Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--American Idol General Discussion Forum (Protected)   |--American Idol Individual Contestant and Judge Discussion Forum (Protected) Big Brother Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Big Brother Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Bashers Forum (Protected)   |--Big Brother Live Feed Updates And Spoilers (Protected) Survivor Message Board Forums (Conference)   |--Survivor Fanatic Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Basher Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Spoilers Forum (Protected)   |--Survivor Games Forum (Protected) Other Reality TV Shows (Conference)   |--The Bachelor / The Bachelorette Forum (Protected)   |--Dancing with the Stars Forum (Protected)   |--Other Reality TV Shows Forum (Protected) Off Topic (Conference)   |--The Help Forum (Protected)   |--Off-Topic Forum (Protected)