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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Presents for Pooh"
dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 10:53 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
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deerhunter 3325 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-25-04, 12:59 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
Take the plastic container out of the box. Throw away the box. Drink the wine. Use the rack as a plastic recycling bin.
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sorgee 1455 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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05-25-04, 11:18 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: I.Heart.Pooh" |
the crap basket is an important part of officially being welcomed to OT. glad you had one of those handy.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 04:59 PM (EST)
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61. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" |
Now I know I am gonna yak!
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 12:20 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
my antenna ball has winnie the pooh on it. Except it's not a ball so much as a figurine shaped like winnie the pooh.
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 12:25 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
Hmmm. Jimbo know what Pooh like.
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 12:29 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
Hmmm. JIMBO sorta know what Pooh like.
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greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 11:26 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
Some muu muus to wear while you are posting. The best posts are the ones composed in comfort. (Bonus: You can wear them in 30 years at your retirement party). Models not included.
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true 9689 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 11:28 AM (EST)
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13. "MuMus" |
I think Buggy has that one on the left. I saw it in her closet.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 11:39 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-25-04 AT 11:40 AM (EST)ACK!!!!! Oh, I heart you people so much! imagine my surprise after getting to read the board immediately following a long lecture about how much I suck here at work (of course, I wasn't able to point out that the reason I suck so much is because I'm the only one doing any work and when you are doing the work of three people by yourself you tend to make more mistakes) And of course that the lecture-giver is actively looking for another job and therefore spends all her time doing that and little to no time doing her job which has now fallen to me - which I'm hoping becomes mine when she finally gets another job so I have to be all nice and effecient and cheerful so I will get said job eventually because it would mean a lot more money- but of course her job satisfaction has increased dramatically since she stopped doing any work and spent her time interviewing and applying elsewhere so she probably won't even leave and I'll be stuck doing her job and my job for my pay for the rest of my effing career - which as we all know is a whopping thirty years. And the boy with weird facial hair is shooting on location for two days so I have no one to flirt with and I can't even flirt with him anyway because he so doesn't like me and it really frustrates me that someone so funny looking doesn't like me. I mean, I'm a catch you know. I don't have weird facial hair - he should like me. Plus I'm nice and I'm needy so he could probably treat me bad and get away with it - but does he care - no! He just flirts with the freaky stylist girl with pink hair and razor stubble on her legs. I'm losing out to a girl with razor stubble that wears vintage clothes and bows in her pink hair. Is that right? Do any of you people find that possible? So anyway - since the fine management here at JCP thinks of me as completely worthless and incompetant this morning, it is good to know that all my OT peeps recognize and embrace the magic that is me. If typing out rants were a form of exercise I'd be the buffest bitch this side of anywhere. eta: and to top it off I left all my effing sig pics in here. Dammit.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 11:58 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: I think" |
make it a liquid lunch and I'm there.
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 11:48 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
You go back and tell that lecture-giver that if it weren't for you, I would never step foot inside JCP!
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 12:00 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
actually I stuck my tongue out at her as she passed my office is aminute a go. I'm going for a reputaion of immaturity and incompetance. Sullen is also a distinct possibility.
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FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-25-04, 12:23 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
Hi Pooh... How about a little booty shake for you?
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miamicatt 9247 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 01:03 PM (EST)
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39. "A whole wine cellar for you" |
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FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-25-04, 01:13 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: A whole wine cellar for you" |
Oohhh....now that's nice. An entire wine cellar. Nice. Very Nice. Pooh..can I come over and sample some of your wine? I'll bring cheese.
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evelina 148 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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05-25-04, 01:44 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
A big much-belated welcome, Pooh! Here's a little of the affection you so richly deserve:And a little happy dance just on general principle: Evelina Believes in giving credit where credit is due. Also believes in dancing and good wine.
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Silvergirl1 9342 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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05-25-04, 02:04 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
Custom toilet paper just for Pooh. Oh, Lisapooh, I *heart* you! Silvergirl
Recycling on OT. It's the smart thing to do, no?
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deerhunter 3325 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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05-25-04, 02:04 PM (EST)
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47. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
I hope this is good enough. Hope Pooh likes flowers.
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FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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05-25-04, 04:44 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Presents for Pooh" |
L82LIFE ~ Why can't I see the pic you are referring to?
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