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kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-25-04, 01:13 AM (EST) "True Story" Today, at work I had a good laugh. One of my clients is very religious. He flips back and forth between wanting to be like Jesus and wanting to serve Satan. He has a chart in his bedroom. All of the female staff and female peers have stars. The male staff and peers have no stars. My co-worker was explaining that she and I have two stars next to our names, our boss only had one star and one of the female case managers is listed as the Devil. She was teasing and she wanted to know why we weren't devils also. I explained that I'm Hell's Librarian. When I told her about the Satan that I already serve, we were laughing and giggling for more than an hour. Funny how everything goes back to Hell. *snort* La Métropole   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: True Story Captain_Savem 05-25-04 1    RE: True Story kyngsladye 05-25-04 3        RE: True Story Captain_Savem 05-25-04 5            RE: True Story kyngsladye 05-25-04 6            RE: True Story kyngsladye 05-25-04 7  RE: True Story desert_rhino 05-25-04 2    RE: True Story kyngsladye 05-25-04 4    RE: True Story okaloosajohn 05-25-04 8

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Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 05-25-04, 01:28 AM (EST) 1. "RE: True Story" Where do you work? (Forgive my insolence ignorance, I'm a newbie) I bet it's a government job. The evolution continues...   Top

kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-25-04, 01:53 AM (EST) 3. "RE: True Story" *smooches* Government job--almost. I work for a non-profit mental health facility. La Métropole   Top

Captain_Savem 3731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 05-25-04, 02:06 AM (EST) 5. "RE: True Story" Ahhhh, now it makes sense. That is too funny! Is Satan really as short as they say? The evolution continues...   Top

kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-25-04, 02:18 AM (EST) 6. "RE: True Story" That is too funny! Is Satan really as short as they say? You'll have to ask Landru (a.k.a. Satan). I'm short so everyone is taller than me. La Métropole Helping lead people to the darkside since 2003.   Top

kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-25-04, 02:27 AM (EST) 7. "RE: True Story" As soon as my boss complained to the client that she only had one star, he promptly gave her a notecard with her name and 4 drawn stars . I told her that marker stars aren't as good as gold stars. *laughs* La Métropole I won't tell you what was used to fertilize his tea jar "plants".   Top

desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-25-04, 01:30 AM (EST) 2. "RE: True Story" Sooo... Would you reserve me a few good books? I have a funny feeling I'll have a LOT of time to kill when this handbasket comes to a full and complete stop. -- JV Killing time since 1963.   Top

kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 05-25-04, 01:56 AM (EST) 4. "RE: True Story" Just please don't use the lotion. It leaves smudges on the pages. La Métropole   Top

okaloosajohn 1259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 05-25-04, 08:12 AM (EST) 8. "RE: True Story" Please keep all extremities inside the basket until that time. And try not to move around so much. It upsets the other riders. Thank you, The Management.   Top

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