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"TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK EIGHT"
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"TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK EIGHT" |
TARGAY Journal, Week Eight
By Larry Johnson
By popular request, this is my SHORT weekly column on The Amazing Race, reminiscent of my critically-lauded series entitled Gay Survivor Journal. It will be posted here every Thursday, and is a Basherboard exclusive! FASHION CITATION
This week’s citation goes to Teri, who actually stopped the race to ask Ian to pull her pants up. Talk about your social faux pas! “My pants are falling down!” she cried, (apparently unaware that, by current fashion standards, her pants were actually much too high.) Later, as Teri slowed to the back of the pack, Ian commanded her: “Hump, baby, hump!’ What the heck was he asking her to do? Unfortunately, the first thing that came to mind was that he wanted her to straddle him right there in the street. That visual will no doubt give me nightmares for weeks. (I’m considering a lawsuit against CBS.)
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT OF THE WEEK
Gerard seems to enjoy mocking the other teams, and his disturbing chuckle reminds me of the evil Toymaker from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. (Keep your children away from him! Or they will become his slaves!) RIDICULOUS QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Presumably joking, Ken asked Flo: “So, Flo, when should we start dating?” Perhaps ‘dating’ is slang for ‘doing each other’s makeup.’ CULTURALLY UNFORTUNATE LOOK OF THE WEEK
One would think that in this day and age, we could avoid the stereotype of the Evil German Guard... but I, for one, would never have gone into that vault, for fear I would never come out. (And his dog was scary too.) LOOK OF THE WEEK
Flo was ‘Ho of the Week,’ flitting from man to man in her tight periwinkle-blue tank top. “It’s kinda weird, like I’m technically here with Zach, but Drew is hot!” Why choose, Flo? I say, do them both! You go, girl! DIVA OF THE WEEK
Yet another easy win for Flo this week. Continuing in her pampered ways as they hiked toward the pit stop, she behaved like the Princess that she is, asking: “Zach, I can’t!”, “Can you carry me over?” and “Can you get my bag?”
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2. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK EIGHT" |
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>Later, as Teri slowed to the
>back of the pack, Ian
>commanded her: “Hump, baby, hump!’
> What the heck was
>he asking her to do?
> Unfortunately, the first thing
>that came to mind was
>that he wanted her to
>straddle him right there in
>the street. That visual
>will no doubt give me
>nightmares for weeks. (I’m
>considering a lawsuit against CBS.) I thought that Ian saw a fire hyndrandt and wanting Terri to hump that. Hump Terri, Hump
Sit Terri Sit, Good DOG
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