That Soozin' definitely has one of those "How's my Driving? Call 1-800-EAT SH!T" bumper stickers on her truck. There is no other possibility. That Rudy let go of the immunity pole because the sun was getting to him and he suddenly realized he was grasping an erect woody of some sort.
That Richard isn't nearly as smart as we though after he burned thousands of dollars of ebay items before leaving Tagi Beach.
That, according to Ramona, Pulau Tiga smelled like "hot garbage." What we don't know is whether it only smelled like that after the Survivors lived there.
That if Joel and Kelly ever tried to kiss, they'd lacerate the flesh on each other's cheeks with those can openers attached to their faces.
That everyone really hates Stacey (is there any better way to punish a lawyer than by silencing them?)
That Greg is … oh, forget it … too easy
That Jenna needs to train for her impending Hollywood career by learning phrases such as "Sauce on the side, sir?" and "The swordfish is especially fresh today."
That CBS gave IQ tests to its Town Hall audience and anyone with an IQ over 72 was not allowed to ask a question.
That Gervais is flying toward Dennis Rodman celebrity territory with all the gravity-induced velocity of Robert Downey Jr. with a fresh hundred and a full tank of gas.
That the figurative hole in Dirk's figurative CD isn't nearly large enough.
That if you tossed Colleen in a blender and spun her on "puree," you could sweeten a 100-gallon batch of lemonade and still have a cup left over for your ant traps.
That Gretchen either missed the CBS memo on proper TV dress or didn't quite understand the words "wan," "pale," "limpid," ghostly and "dish rag."
That Greg's sister is … oh, forget it … too easy.
That "Pagong" is Bornean for "Arrived on the island via the short bus."
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