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""Be the apprentice3" EP 4 - veggie porn"
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-05, 09:34 AM (EST)
 
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""Be the apprentice3" EP 4 - veggie porn" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-05 AT 09:42 AM (EST)
Teams, this was an Unbeliev-a-ble week!
"Wow. I've never been in this position before." again. like I said last week. Not even in that new-age couples Yoga class that Melania insists on dragging me to.
Dove body wash & Donnie Deutch wanted you to make a video commercial and think outside the box, and instead you went right to the backroom shelves. Oy ay ay. What's a DAW to do? You're All Fired!
What? No? Can't do that? Not in the rules. oh, ok, then I'll declare all of you Losers and see you in the Boardroom. Look people... you may wonder why you apply for a Management position, and are repeatedly asked to be Creative Marketing Geniuses, imagining and implementing a Visual Ad Campaign that would be far better than anything that the corporate advertising professionals have come up with. huh? right?
CUZ THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT THE CORPORATE SPONSORSHIPS!!!! Just like real-life business. So, much as the Apprentice Ad on my table at Burger King yesterday reminded me, I need Brilliant and Marketable Ideas and I need them now. (cause I have to recoup the money spent on my 3rd wedding extravaganza). kay? Have any of you even USED body wash before? It requires water. You both got the product use wrong. I can't show a porno-looking gay cucumber ad on the air (not after Nipple-gate) and the joggers were just plain corny. And Michael - ends up looking like the sane one on Magna. Kristin was PM for Networth. Isn't that eerily similar to Danny last week? ok. Kristin - everyone hates you and you don't know how to delegate or Lead people. You're as abrasive as a block of sandpaper.
Erin - you showed bad judgment with that horribly inappropriate commercial, but at least you held your team together well. Kristin - You're Fired!
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no, erin, you are ok this week. Now go, all of you. 
Now, gimme that Cucumber video and I'll take it back up to my suite for some... re-editing. **NOTE** - Anyone not signed up as a character/Idol, is still invited to participate with us, just not as one of the characters. We love for you to make comments & ask questions about the characters or about posts - be yourself, or a cameraperson or other crew - be creative. (If any characters become available, I will put a Notice post in the thread.)
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings
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02-12-05, 01:59 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: "Be the apprentice3" EP 4 - veggie porn" |
Can you believe Kristin actually tried to get me to pay the cabfare? I mean she tried to tell me she didn't have exact change! Pffft!!!
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smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-05, 01:10 PM (EST)
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4. "Mr. Calamari's comments" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-13-05 AT 07:31 PM (EST) clears throat I never really liked Jennifer, she... slaps head and pulls cue cards from pocket Mr. Trump, so far we have gotten rid of:
1- a guitar playing hippie
2- a control freak DAW with past reality show failure
3- a quitter
4- New Jersey Napoleon
5- a token faceless white guy follows card with finger so not to lose spot We have left, among others: 1- the token minority contestants who we don't trust to speak to a camera
2- a greasy Southern lawyer
3- a ticking time bomb who goes schizo at random intervals
4- an exemption abuser
5- Elvira
6- other faceless and nameless white men and women
7- John, your next Apprentice reads last paragraph Mr. Trump, is it too late to cancel this season and just have Apprentice All Stars? Sincerely,... checks cue card Matthew Calamari 
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02-11-05, 03:48 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Mr. Calamari's comments" |
Wow, I'm #3 on Mr. Calamari's list of people! I'm so impressed, thank you Sir, you piece of crap who I like!
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smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings
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02-15-05, 01:41 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: siggie for Calmari" |
Thank YOU. Enjoying this BTA very much. Thanks for hosting.
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02-11-05, 01:24 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: "Be the apprentice3" EP 4 - veggie porn" |
Whoa, did I actually have not one, but two confessionals
this time? Somebody pinch me, I do exist!I still can't get over the incongruity of Bren, Mr. Republican
Conservative Good Ol' Boy, proposing that gay veggie porn idea. Nobody else seemed to have any bright ideas, and you know I
wasn't going to stick my neck out. And geez, why didn't have
anyone to greet and handle the actors? Sure, we were not
professional, but don't actors sometimes need to wait around
at times? Won't I be surprised to see all three of my teammates walk
through the door. 
Under the radar...and diggin' it.
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02-12-05, 09:42 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: "Be the apprentice3" EP 4 - veggie porn" |
You are settling very nicely into the Amy Henry/Jen M. edit, huh? ~Speak occasionally, but intelligently. ~Don't volunteer to PM until around, say, task 7. Then win it. ~Go back UTR, for a few episodes to bide your time. ~Make it to the final four?
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02-12-05, 09:37 AM (EST)
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18. "You too Tara..." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-12-05 AT 09:38 AM (EST)As I told Craig, *points up* you can speak every once in a while. Staying UTR doesn't mean acting like you don't exist. Respond to your team members every now and then. Saying a sentence or two each episode will be fine.
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02-11-05, 06:34 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: "Be the apprentice3" EP 4 - veggie porn" |
I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!
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Good job Chris, deny any relevance to us, let the straight reality freaks have you
Sincerely, Reichen
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02-14-05, 07:55 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: "Be the apprentice3" EP 4 - veggie porn" |
Sorry I took so long to comment, but I have been spending my Valentines weekend with my 2 best friends, Dove Body Wash and some firm hard cucumbers. How did I ever survive?! Thank you Bren for expanding my womanhood.Thank God not only women, but apparently, Mr. Trump love them so gay porn, otherwise I would have been toast. Clearly, you and Malaria had a fantastic honeymoon. We really geared our campaign towards the Bravo folks (an NBC affiliate-I'm so studied). The true lesson here is this...you can have a really crappy idea but if your team is happy so is Mr. T. So, see ya Kristin--say hi to your "Director Boyfriend" and give me back my tweezers!  ....Gotta love me some cucumbers!
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02-15-05, 02:31 PM (EST)
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32. "Jen's Commentary" |
Well, I could be speechless over the performance on this task, but with my big mouth can I ever really be speechless?
I have three words candidates:
Oh.my.god. Those so-called commercials were over the line guys. As Mr. Trump said, "disgusting"! I don't think I can say it any better than he did... and you seemed like very promising candidates too. I can't believe for the first time there was no winning team and no prize! It's a good thing Mr. Trump could only fire one of you. On the next task, I think you should all go for redemption. Let's hit it out of the park! 
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02-16-05, 05:00 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: "Be the apprentice3" EP 4 - veggie porn" |
What does Bren have on Mr. Trump? He should be in this taxi, not me. I did a good job! At least my commercial could have actually been put on the air! You could see what the product was, someone was using the product, they were visibly really happy to be using the product, and what did you think of my expanding diamond transition shot? My boyfriend taught me that one. It was all the rage in his Ed Wood 101 class. My commercial was a good commercial, and it only became the shining gem that it was because I was able to work around John and Craig's lousy idea to put my own individual stamp on what was, at best, a lump of shapeless wax waiting to be molded. What did the other team have? Cucumber pornography. And it was group effort steamy vegetables. They were all to blame! Thanks to my ability to take the helm of a sinking ship, only I stood to take the credit for my effort, which was -- again -- clearly a lot more successful than theirs.And instead, I got fired. Bren's blackmailing Mr. Trump. That's got to be it. If I can just find out how and where and with what, I can get to the material, destroy it, and get back in the game! Public apology -- several weeks' worth of automatic exemptions -- the right to stick Audrey's head on a pike... it can all be mine, and Suite #2 is the perfect place to do the research from. Of course, if I find it, maybe I can blackmail Mr. Trump. Hmmm. I need to think about this for a while. 
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Actually sadly, I still haven't seen last weeks episode