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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Me Mudder!"
shedevil 1 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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05-09-04, 10:37 PM (EST)
 
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"Me Mudder!" |
When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
And spanked me till me arse was red,
Me Mudder! Who took me from me cozy cot
And put me on the ice cold pot
And made me pee when I could not,
Me Mudder! And when the morning light would come
And in me crib me dribbled some
Who wiped me tiny widdle bum,
Me Mudder! Who would me hair so neatly part
And hug me gently to her heart
Who sometimes squeezed me till me fart,
Me Mudder! Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
And nearly have a king size fit
When in me Sunday pants me s#@%
Me Mudder! When at night her bed did squeak
Me raised me head to have a peak
Who yelled at me to go to sleep,
Me Fadder!
Disclaimer: I did not write it. I'm just passing it on.
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