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04-30-04, 01:23 PM (EST)
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"Suicide Watch"
As I sit here crying crocodile tears into my cheap boxed sparkling zinfandel whine, I realize that now my life has no more meaning.

Aguilera calls off tour
Friday, April 30, 2004 Posted: 11:45 AM EDT (1545 GMT)

NEW YORK (AP) -- Christina Aguilera has canceled her North American tour, set to begin in May, because she has strained her vocal cords.

"I am extremely disappointed to have to cancel this tour," the 23-year-old singer said Thursday in a statement on her Web site. "I was looking forward to being on the road again and spending time with my fans."

Her publicist, Meghan Prophet, said Aguilera hurt her voice while in the studio. Doctors told Aguilera to immediately rest and give her voice time to fully recover.

The 28-city tour with special guest Chingy had been set to begin May 13 in Seattle. Refunds can be made at point of purchase.



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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Suicide Watch Devious Weasel 04-30-04 1
   RE: Suicide Watch probably clueless 04-30-04 2
   RE: Suicide Watch Magic Fingers 04-30-04 3
   RE: Suicide Watch ginger 04-30-04 13
   RE: Suicide Watch desert_rhino 04-30-04 15
 Could you Breezy 04-30-04 4
   RE: Could you probably clueless 04-30-04 5
       RE: Could you Breezy 04-30-04 6
           RE: Could you probably clueless 04-30-04 9
       RE: Could you okaloosajohn 04-30-04 7
           RE: Could you Breezy 04-30-04 8
 RE: Suicide Watch brvnkrz 04-30-04 10
   RE: Suicide Watch probably clueless 04-30-04 11
 RE: Suicide Watch Schnookie Palookie 04-30-04 12
   RE: Suicide Watch probably clueless 04-30-04 14

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 01:24 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Suicide Watch"
At first I thought that said she stained her vocal cords.

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04-30-04, 01:26 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Suicide Watch"
You're pullin' my leg...really?


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Magic Fingers 377 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 01:27 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Suicide Watch"
ya those cheetos will do it to you every time.

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04-30-04, 02:09 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Suicide Watch"
LAST EDITED ON 04-30-04 AT 02:10 PM (EST)

EDITING TO NOTE THAT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO RIGHT UNDER WEASEL. NOW THAT IT'S UNDER THE CHEETOS, I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WOULD BE ORANGE.


And what colour would THAT be?



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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 02:43 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Suicide Watch"
I wouldn't mind staining her vocal chords.

"Just saying is all."

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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 01:29 PM (EST)
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4. "Could you"

get me a diet coke with lime, while you watch?


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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 01:32 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Could you"
No Prob.

Here's a nice moldy one that was sent back last week.


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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 01:33 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Could you"
On the rocks and scrape off the mold.
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 01:36 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Could you"
We always scrape off mold or other foreign substances before actual presentation.


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okaloosajohn 1259 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 01:35 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Could you"
Hehehe...had an email today from a friend in England who asked whether I knew that mold could mold.


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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 01:36 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Could you"
Well ofcourse it can, there's all sorts of mold.


I think?


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04-30-04, 01:38 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Suicide Watch"
But most important of all is that you too have the class to drink boxed white zin. Fabulous.


if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me.
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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 02:01 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Suicide Watch"
I'm too classy for my shirt.

Maybe we can slam down a few glasses after work. It seems I'm a bit gender chalenged today so be sure to check.


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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 02:05 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Suicide Watch"



There's always Britney


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probably clueless 5782 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 02:10 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Suicide Watch"
Thank gawd!

I'd be totally lost without my little Pop Tarts from the Hot Charts to stir my hormones.


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