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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"	04-29-04, 12:08 PM (EST)
"J.V.?"
Could I borrow your sig pic line about killing threads? Just for a bit? I think I've killed 3 just this morning. Actually, it's more like JV is the leader of a deadly network of assasins, and I'm one of his proteges: the Green Asp. Beesknees: Thresd Assasin for hire. Just don't cross me.
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID

RE: J.V.? Schnookie Palookie 04-29-04 1

   RE: J.V.? beesknees 04-29-04 5

       RE: J.V.? Schnookie Palookie 04-29-04 8

           RE: J.V.? beesknees 04-29-04 10

               RE: J.V.? desert_rhino 04-29-04 15

                   RE: J.V.? beesknees 04-29-04 17

                       RE: J.V.? Schnookie Palookie 04-29-04 19

   RE: J.V.? brvnkrz 04-29-04 6

RE: J.V.? kyngsladye 04-29-04 2

   RE: J.V.? Asrai 04-29-04 4

RE: J.V.? ballerina_of_doom 04-29-04 3

   RE: J.V.? beesknees 04-29-04 7

RE: J.V.? Estee 04-29-04 9

   RE: J.V.? beesknees 04-29-04 12

RE: J.V.? Sagebrush Dan 04-29-04 11

   RE: J.V.? Schnookie Palookie 04-29-04 13

   RE: J.V.? beesknees 04-29-04 14

       RE: J.V.? okaloosajohn 04-29-04 16

           RE: J.V.? ginger 04-29-04 18

RE: J.V.? bacon 04-29-04 20

   RE: J.V.? okaloosajohn 04-29-04 21

       RE: J.V.? ginger 04-29-04 22

           RE: J.V.? beesknees 04-30-04 24

   RE: J.V.? beesknees 04-30-04 23

       Smoke pork? okaloosajohn 04-30-04 25

           RE: Smoke pork? beesknees 04-30-04 26

               RE: Smoke pork? grit 04-30-04 27

                   RE: Smoke pork? beesknees 04-30-04 28

                       Matrix? desert_rhino 04-30-04 30

                           RE: Matrix? beesknees 04-30-04 31

                   RE: Smoke pork? Schnookie Palookie 04-30-04 29

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
04-29-04, 12:18 PM (EST)

1. "RE: J.V.?"

*giggle* I used to think I killed threads but then I convinced myself that I just like to get the last word in

An IceCat Classic

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-29-04, 12:23 PM (EST)

5. "RE: J.V.?"

Good point. But are you sure you wouldn't rather join a deadly thresd assassin ring instead? We'll give you a cool name...

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
04-29-04, 12:26 PM (EST)

8. "RE: J.V.?"

Hmmmmmmm if I join, will JV make me wear one of those chain maille halter tops? Somehow I imagine it would be a little cold wearing one of those

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 12:36 PM (EST)

10. "RE: J.V.?"

I haven't spoken to the boss yet, but I get the feeling that chain maille might be the uniform of choice. Of course, I already have mine. And I like the coldness of the steel pressed against my bosom.
I'll just ask him to line yours with silk.

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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 04:27 PM (EST)

15. "RE: J.V.?"

kidskin's so much more comfy, though.

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-29-04, 04:31 PM (EST)

17. "RE: J.V.?"

You're right about the kidskins- Nookie should really like that. Soft like butta'.
Any thresds need handlin' for ya, Boss?

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 04:42 PM (EST)

19. "RE: J.V.?"

Kidskin? Sounds too much like Silence of the Lamb *shudder*

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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
04-29-04, 12:25 PM (EST)

6. "RE: J.V.?"

I like that Nookie. I'm gonna remember that. You are so wise.

if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me.
CASH Wine gopher

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kyngsladye 2921 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 12:20 PM (EST)

2. "RE: J.V.?"

*laughs* I've killed a few in my time also. Don't fret. Some threads live and some die. It's the circle of life.

La Métropole

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Asrai 6083 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 12:23 PM (EST)

4. "RE: J.V.?"

I have a sudden urge to watch The Lion King!!
ASRAI

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ballerina_of_doom 1462 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
04-29-04, 12:22 PM (EST)

3. "RE: J.V.?"

It could simply be a step in the world domination plan, too....yanno? ;)

ps...nice to meet you, too!

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-29-04, 12:26 PM (EST)

7. "RE: J.V.?"

It feels more like "the day after". Not a sound except for the cockroaches and my own breath.
Could I borrow your tutu, too? I think it will go well with my assassin image.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 12:36 PM (EST)

9. "RE: J.V.?"

You could just change your name to Atropos.

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-29-04, 12:40 PM (EST)

12. "RE: J.V.?"

Oooooooh, I LOVE that!
"In Greek mythology, Atropos was one of the three Moirae, the Fates, the female deities who supervised fate rather than determine it. Atropos was the fate who cut the thread or web of life. She was known as the "inflexible" or "inevitable" and cut this thread with the "abhorred shears."
Where do you get abhorred shears, anyway? Zellers?

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Sagebrush Dan 10002 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 12:38 PM (EST)

11. "RE: J.V.?"

LAST EDITED ON 04-29-04 AT 12:40 PM (EST)
There was a cowpoke out on the range, a mean one. We called him Thread-killin' Theodore. He could jus' walk into any ol' thread, even the lowest, meanest, killin'est kind--worse than AI on steroids--and level the joint with just one word. Thread-killin' Theodore was a mean ol' cuss that stopped a gay marriage thread cold in its tracks, brought a presidential thread to a screechin' halt in mid-post, and annihilated a "Who's the hottest babe on Baywatch" thread with one keystroke.
Folks now shudder at the approach of Thread-killin' Theodore. Been banned from most sites. Webbies can smell him comin'. Pray, pray, pray that he don't show up in these parts. No thread will be the same.
Edited cuz Sagebrush ain't got none of them there grammer skills.
CASH Secretary of Hospitality

Handcrafted by RollDdice
The fool that persists in his folly invites Thread-killin' Theodore in for a post.

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 12:44 PM (EST)

13. "RE: J.V.?"

Thread-killin' Theodore. *SNORT*

can we call him TK-Teddy for short?

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-29-04, 12:48 PM (EST)

14. "RE: J.V.?"

Join the team. We could be the meanest, baddest, thresd killers on the web. I think there are some thresds on the second page that could use a thorough Theodore-ification.
Our motto: Show no mercy.

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okaloosajohn 1259 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 04:30 PM (EST)

16. "RE: J.V.?"

<singing>
Second page thresds.
They called 'em second page thresds.
From Second OT Ave A NEW!

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
04-29-04, 04:34 PM (EST)

18. "RE: J.V.?"

Besides, thanks to my timely planting of the rhino-boffs-car thresd, JV now sports a FAR more interesting "kill" line. One which you probably do not wish to borrow.

JV f___ Renaults. What do you do?
"Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho

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bacon 2824 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
04-29-04, 04:50 PM (EST)

20. "RE: J.V.?"

I know absolutely nothing about this poster, but i'm already willing to give you a spot in my cabinet for President of the United States of America. "Beesknees" is the coolest name on this board, with the exception of mine. What do you say???

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okaloosajohn 1259 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 04:55 PM (EST)

21. "RE: J.V.?"

Well, yeah. But can Beesknees do the Lindy?

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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04-29-04, 04:57 PM (EST)

22. "RE: J.V.?"

Of course. She's the Cat's Meow.

Vo doh dee oh D'oh!
"Any government that would deny a gay man bridal registry is fascist." Margaret Cho

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-30-04, 08:10 AM (EST)

24. "RE: J.V.?"

I actually can do the Lindy. But my preference is to be called the Cat's Pyjamas.

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-30-04, 08:09 AM (EST)

23. "RE: J.V.?"

Mr.Bacon- I would like to thank you for the nomination. I am truly honoured to be considered for such a prestigious position.
If it hasn't already been taken, I would be willing to fill the role of Surgeon General. As your Surgeon General, I will promote the consumption of smoked pork products as a vital and nutritious part of the day. I will also launch several information campaigns on the health benefits of slacking (decreases hypertension, and the possibility of strokes and heart disease), kung fu movies and of course, masturbation.
If you would like to know more about me, PM me. I'll tell you my position on lots of things.

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okaloosajohn 1259 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 01:40 PM (EST)

25. "Smoke pork?"

LAST EDITED ON 04-30-04 AT 01:40 PM (EST)
Isn't it hard to keep 'em lit?

Breathing new life into dead thresds today!

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-30-04, 01:55 PM (EST)

26. "RE: Smoke pork?"

Damn you! Can't you see I'm trying to work here? Hello?
Atropos/The Green Asp is foiled again...

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grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
04-30-04, 02:12 PM (EST)

27. "RE: Smoke pork?"

If you really wanted this thread to die, you should have called me.

I guarantee the thread is killed now. Just watch and see...

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-30-04, 02:19 PM (EST)

28. "RE: Smoke pork?"

Then join the deadly thresd assassination ring. I've seen your work- you're a natural!
We have cool outfits, the best kung pow chicken moves you've ever seen, and our boss is a rhino. You can't go wrong!
Welcome to my world. Nice to meet ya'!

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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 02:41 PM (EST)

30. "Matrix?"

There is no boss.

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beesknees 327 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
04-30-04, 02:48 PM (EST)

31. "RE: Matrix?"

The Deadly Thresd Killer Matrix? Are we like a virus or something?
I was thinking more Kill Bill, but the Matrix works. I like the outfits better, anyway.

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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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04-30-04, 02:20 PM (EST)

29. "RE: Smoke pork?"

I don't think so La La La La

I am the thread killer monstah!

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