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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
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"Cookies, A Touching Story of Love and Marriage "
KScott 3265 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 03:45 PM (EST)
 
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"Cookies, A Touching Story of Love and Marriage " |
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bedLeaning against the wall, slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. There spreads out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered, trembling hand made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. Stay out of those," she said, "they are for the funeral!"  - of course it's a Slicey!
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Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings
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04-27-04, 03:48 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Cookies, A Touching Story of Love and Marriage " |
OMH *SNORT* 
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That is something that I can appreciate.
