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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 08:48 AM (EST) "Die, Glamazons, die." That probably summed it up pretty well. Do I have to go into any details or can we just leave it at that? 'cause going into details would summon memories from last night, and I really don't want to do that. Say, does anyone else smell urine?   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Seana 03-01-06 1  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Max Headroom 03-01-06 2  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Cygnus X1 03-01-06 3  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Breezy 03-01-06 4    RE: Die, Glamazons, die. brvnkrz 03-03-06 29    RE: Die, Glamazons, die. PsychoKitty 03-10-06 42  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. cahaya 03-01-06 5  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Surveysez 03-01-06 6  Dog owners across the country moonbaby 03-01-06 7  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. SilverStar 03-01-06 8  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. ElroyJetson 03-01-06 9  Let's play a game byoffer 03-01-06 10    RE: Let's play a game J Slice 03-01-06 12    RE: Let's play a game SilverStar 03-01-06 13    RE: Let's play a game Cygnus X1 03-01-06 14  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. J Slice 03-01-06 11  I am having an identity crisis. Sahara 03-01-06 15    RE: I am having an identity crisis. Seana 03-01-06 16        RE: I am having an identity crisis. Sahara 03-01-06 17            RE: I am having an identity crisis. Denalio 03-02-06 24    RE: I am having an identity crisis.... Peetah 03-01-06 20        RE: I am having an identity crisis.... Sahara 03-01-06 21            RE: I am having an identity crisis.... Peetah 03-01-06 22                RE: I am having an identity crisis.... Mysterious Jedi 03-01-06 23  Another reason to hate the Glamazon... Estee 03-01-06 18    RE: Another reason to hate the Glam... SilverStar 03-01-06 19    RE: Another reason to hate the Glam... ARnutz 03-04-06 30        RE: Another reason to hate the Glam... Estee 03-04-06 31  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Scuba Steve 03-02-06 25    RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Max Headroom 03-02-06 26  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Lisa0116 03-02-06 27    WARNING - Lisa0116 Bebo 03-04-06 33  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Penelope Le Pew 03-02-06 28    RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Cygnus X1 03-04-06 32        RE: Die, Glamazons, die. qwertypie 03-04-06 34        RE: Die, Glamazons, die. mysticwolf 03-04-06 35        RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Sahara 03-04-06 36        RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Coconut 03-11-06 43  RE: Die, Glamazons, die. nailbone 03-08-06 37    RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Tahj 03-08-06 38        RE: Die, Glamazons, die. nailbone 03-08-06 39    RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Cygnus X1 03-08-06 40    RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Estee 03-08-06 41        RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Tahj 03-13-06 44            RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Estee 03-13-06 45                RE: Die, Glamazons, die. vince3 03-13-06 46                    RE: Die, Glamazons, die. Deekeryu 03-14-06 47

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Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 09:13 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." I don't think we need to worry too much. They don't really seem too competitive. They should be gone soon. *crosses fingers*   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 09:17 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." I'd like to offer a special thank you to BvM for casting them, since we all loved the Godlewskis so much during the debacle that was the last TAR season.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 09:23 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." They don't play to the cameras much, do they? More like the Dramazons to me.   Top

Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 09:46 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." They can't be eliminated fast enough for me. I'm surprised the heliocopter pilot didn't crash into a building to make the screaming stop. Save a horse, ride a cowboy.   Top

brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-06, 11:49 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." I finally got to watch tonight and I said out loud "oh those poor pilots must be cringing" An awesome Arkie siggie   Top

PsychoKitty 727 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-10-06, 09:17 PM (EST) 42. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." HHAHAHAHAHA! You go Breezy! Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;) Sig from The Tribe and Cyg Sig Shop!   Top

cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 10:00 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." Yup, one of those self-eliminating teams. This is gonna be a short thresd. Happy Chinese New Year!   Top

Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-01-06, 10:05 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." That urine smell Estee? That would be from the trail of used depends left in the wake of the Glamazons.   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 11:36 AM (EST) 7. "Dog owners across the country" are wondering what caused the spontaneous howling in their neighborhoods last night. I hope these noisemakers are out next or I'll be needing some migraine meds on a weekly basis. Went to sleep with a rip-roaring headache last night!   Top

SilverStar 6205 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 11:36 AM (EST) 8. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." I'm sorry. What did you say? I can't hear much because my ears are still bleeding from listening to 90 minutes of screeching, wailing and screaming.   Top

ElroyJetson 586 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-01-06, 12:09 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." Ohhhh Gawwwwwwwwwd!   Top

byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 12:18 PM (EST) 10. "Let's play a game" In the spirit of "things lighter than Janu", let's make a list of: Things Quieter Than the Glamazons!!! I will start with two: - the helicopter. Heck, all of the helicopters - incredibly, all four Godlewskis Sig by me. Wish the rider was me!   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 12:21 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Let's play a game" Most nuclear weapons. They're so dreamy...   Top

SilverStar 6205 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 01:16 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Let's play a game" 100 crying babies Handcrafted by RollDdice, Inspired by Monstah   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 02:41 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Let's play a game" The tarmac of O'Hare, LAX, and Atlanta Hartsfield airports at any given moment. I don't think there's enough soundproofing in the universe to protect us from the Dramazons.   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 12:20 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." Oh the humanity. Makes Gretchen look like a ball to travel with. They're so dreamy...   Top

Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-01-06, 02:51 PM (EST) 15. "I am having an identity crisis." LAST EDITED ON 03-01-06 AT 05:32 PM (EST) Okay, every time I try to watch the show, I think a different woman is Joni. Help, I am so confused! Is Joni the one who kept wearing the sunglasses? I am having a hard time identifying her from my description, "The Quieter Amazon". There is no quieter one. I would appreciate help, as I am dying to post on the Be the Racer thread and it would be helpful to know who I am first. If you find me, please tell me to SHUT UP. ETA: I am really not Joni, I just play her on tv.   Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 03:08 PM (EST) 16. "RE: I am having an identity crisis." No kidding. That video was misleading.   Top

Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-01-06, 03:16 PM (EST) 17. "RE: I am having an identity crisis." Could you tell which one was which? They never say names and I can't tell.   Top

Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-02-06, 03:30 AM (EST) 24. "RE: I am having an identity crisis." Hi - I am "Lisa" in the game and I can help you! I had to really study the CBS videos and notice the details. Lisa talks more Joni screams more Lisa farts more Joni pees more Joni also seems to be more dramatic but that was just this episode. Both mug to the camera waaaay too much! Joni tends to say "Thank ya Jeh-sus" more and "Oh My GAWD" much more than her older sister Lisa, but I suspect Lisa will start doing the same if they hang out together in the race much longer -- assuming someone does not kill them first! Actually to tell them apart physically, Lisa looks a little older, her face is slightly wider than Joni's and her hair is usually spikier. She parts her hair always on the same side (the right side) while Joni's part is always the left. I actually made a little sketch of them and their hair parts with labels so I'd remember. In the helicopter, Joni was the screamer while Lisa seemed more amused. (She was probably busy farting). After the helicopter ride, Lisa stopped wearing her green bandana, so if you have this on tape, you can go back and start to tell them apart. Lisa has her sunglasses around her neck and Joni has the bandana. Hope this helps you, my fellow pee-sister! We shall unsheath our womanhood so bring your depends! It's gonna be a short ride for us, I think! LOL   Top

Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 03-01-06, 05:06 PM (EST) 20. "RE: I am having an identity crisis.--SHUT UP!!!" First of all: SHUT THE HAIL UP!!!! Second, Joni was actually the louder of the two! She had darker hair with more chunky highlights! She needed to pee! She did pee! She said something about a load of turds! She constantly screamed OMG! She prayed! She thanked Jesus! She randomly screamed! I think she's the one who asked if her sister farted! With her EVERYTHING ends in an exclaimation point!!!! Is she the children's pastor?!! (I am all for enthusiasm, but this is one keerazy beeyotch) I actually think Joni and Lake should get together--they are both very intense, and would self destruct in a matter of minutes. Picture a smoking pile of rhinestones, highlights, dental floss, and a wifebeater tank all that remains of those two.   Top

Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-01-06, 05:24 PM (EST) 21. "RE: I am having an identity crisis.--SHUT UP!!!" LAST EDITED ON 03-01-06 AT 05:34 PM (EST) Okay, thanks! I can identify myself now. I wish I could make myself shut up. Yes, Joni is the Children's Minister. Gave me some second thoughts, too. I pictured a sweet, quiet woman...lol! Now I am out of my identity crisis and fighting a severe depression due to very low self-esteem. Wow, I really hate myself!!!!!! AF 2006 ETA: I'm not really Joni, I just play her on tv.   Top

Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 03-01-06, 05:32 PM (EST) 22. "RE: I am having an identity crisis.--SHUT UP!!!" She also is the one who was afraid of flying in the helicopter. She made Macauly Caulkin look like a subtle actor. Maybe Munch's "Scream" painting is her idol.   Top

Mysterious Jedi 1043 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-01-06, 06:15 PM (EST) 23. "RE: I am having an identity crisis.--SHUT UP!!!" Yes!! Look at their picture above your post. You can almost hear them hyperventilating just by looking at that picture. Scary helicopters + tall green Amazons = lots of posts dedicated to you. Spice of Slice '04(not really me)   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 03:59 PM (EST) 18. "Another reason to hate the Glamazons." Y'know what they were using on their clothes during the introduction shots? A Bedazzler.   Top

SilverStar 6205 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-01-06, 04:13 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Another reason to hate the Glamazons." I noticed that too. And they seemed soooo excited when the rhinestone actually stuck to the jeans. Yeehaw! Handcrafted by RollDdice, Inspired by Monstah   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-04-06, 07:28 AM (EST) 30. "RE: Another reason to hate the Glamazons." They must be related to Maria from The Apprentice.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-04-06, 08:27 AM (EST) 31. "RE: Another reason to hate the Glamazons." Tana. It would be Maria if they were addicted to blinking.   Top

Scuba Steve 1644 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 03-02-06, 10:20 AM (EST) 25. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." Please be out next episode. Please be out next episode. I'm a Polish hillbilly and damn proud of it.   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-06, 01:04 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." Amen to that. Message Board Disclaimer: Not the real Lake   Top

Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-02-06, 03:37 PM (EST) 27. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." You guys are being SO MEAN!! I thought they were hysterically funny. When one of them said "Well, crap a load of turds" I about lost it. I didn't think they were Godlewski loud or Jonathon loud.....   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-04-06, 12:51 PM (EST) 33. "WARNING - Lisa0116 " Do not bash other posters - it is a violation of our community guidelines. And if you're not interested in reading comments against particular teams, then I advise you to stay away from a BASHERS forum.   Top

Penelope Le Pew 2031 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-02-06, 04:31 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." LAST EDITED ON 03-02-06 AT 04:48 PM (EST) Ok, I am thinking who you refer to... are they Danielle/Dani or the sisters who are Queens? Yes, I bite a bullet.. which the hell are they? I dont like them both anyway... queens suck and pink neons with clevage oobies sicken me. puking. ETA: ok, Pepe told me they are Queen sisters.. alright.   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-04-06, 09:56 AM (EST) 32. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." I told Ladycub that Joni and Lisa looked like they'd gotten lost on their way to a Sweet Adelines performance. Not that there's anything wrong with Sweet Adelines.   Top

qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-04-06, 02:44 PM (EST) 34. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." OMG! That's why they look so familiar! Once upon a time, our local broadcaster had like 3 sponsors and Sweet Adelines was unfornately one of them. (SHUDDER) Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004 Now we have the "Live" (their quotes not mine) Lawrence Welk Show being advertised.   Top

mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-04-06, 07:43 PM (EST) 35. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." And the Sweet Adelines are overjoyed that they got lost! A Syren Spring Can you imagine those screeching voices singing? *shudder*   Top

Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-04-06, 08:22 PM (EST) 36. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." Obviously, they do not sing bass. AF 2006   Top

Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-11-06, 11:42 AM (EST) 43. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." >I told Ladycub that Joni and >Lisa looked like they'd gotten >lost on their way to >a Sweet Adelines performance. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Coconut: Taking the grammer police to a whole new level.   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-08-06, 10:53 AM (EST) 37. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." "Die, Glamazons, die." So it is written, so it shall be done. Sig by Arkie!! Holey carp! My blog! MySpace! Official OT Tassel Adjuster o-   Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-08-06, 11:10 AM (EST) 38. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." They dead. Moves courtesy of Syren   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-08-06, 11:26 AM (EST) 39. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." Forever silenced from my TV. Sig by Arkie!! Holey carp! My blog! MySpace! Official OT Tassel Adjuster o-   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-08-06, 02:50 PM (EST) 40. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." LAST EDITED ON 03-08-06 AT 02:50 PM (EST) The real Amazons in this race have to be Dani (or is it Danielle?) and Yolanda anyway. Between the former's arms and the latter's legs . . . Bellhaven-Sewell in '08! Let's have REAL criminals in the White House!   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-08-06, 03:37 PM (EST) 41. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." So it is written, so it shall be done. I'm better than I thought. Wait -- maybe this hasn't worn off yet -- DIE, DONALD, DIE!   Top

Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-13-06, 04:50 PM (EST) 44. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." DIE, DONALD, DIE! For this to work, it has to be in the right forum. Moves courtesy of Syren   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-13-06, 07:02 PM (EST) 45. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." In case you didn't notice, I've been trying it in the right forum for over four seasons and it hasn't worked yet. :p Go where the power is. (I swear, the hair is a shield...)   Top

vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-13-06, 11:55 PM (EST) 46. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." He got his piece from KoL, it's enchanted to prevent instant death. Because 3 Vinces are better than one.   Top

Deekeryu 136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-14-06, 01:06 AM (EST) 47. "RE: Die, Glamazons, die." I am kind of happy they are gone. I mean, they were kind of fun and enjoyed the race in their own way, but there screeching was just a little *smudgen* to high for my tastes. Otherwise, they would have been great comic relief.   Top

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