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SurvivaBear 2634 desperate attention whore postings
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"God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
My six-year-old has announced, much to my chagrin, that she is solidly behind John Kerry. She informed me that Kerry wants to make more jobs here and if Bush is re-elected that my job will go to another country (perhaps, I'll be a French social worker). I told her that Kerry was lying about that, but she simply replied, "No, Bush is just telling you lies about Kerry!" I said, "What about the higher taxes?" She quipped back, "You can just get a couple more jobs, 'cause Kerry is going to make more."

What am I to do? I blame the public schools or her mother . . .
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 All I can say is... tjstein 04-16-04 1
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... desert_rhino 04-16-04 2
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... J I M B O 04-16-04 3
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... SurvivaBear 04-16-04 7
       RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... desert_rhino 04-16-04 13
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... brvnkrz 04-16-04 4
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Lisapooh 04-16-04 5
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... MTW1961 04-16-04 6
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... TechNoir 04-16-04 8
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Bucky Katt 04-17-04 74
       RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... TechNoir 04-17-04 75
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... MTW1961 04-16-04 9
 This summer . . . SurvivaBear 04-16-04 10
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... PagongRatEater 04-16-04 11
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... FesterFan1 04-16-04 35
       RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... PagongRatEater 04-16-04 49
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Drive My Car 04-17-04 76
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... diamond 04-16-04 12
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... wildchickenhunter 04-16-04 14
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... SurvivaBear 04-16-04 17
       RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... desert_rhino 04-16-04 19
           RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Lisapooh 04-16-04 23
           RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... SurvivaBear 04-16-04 27
               RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... desert_rhino 04-16-04 33
                   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... nailbone 04-16-04 34
                   Aw, C'mon SurvivaBear 04-16-04 38
                       RE: Aw, C'mon Devious Weasel 04-16-04 40
                           RE: Aw, C'mon FesterFan1 04-16-04 43
                       Ann Coulter EnglProf 04-16-04 64
               Ah, Ann Coulter FesterFan1 04-16-04 41
       RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... FesterFan1 04-16-04 39
           RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... KeithFan 04-16-04 65
               RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... FesterFan1 04-17-04 79
           RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00 RudyRules 04-16-04 67
               RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00 FesterFan1 04-17-04 77
                   RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00 Drive My Car 04-17-04 78
                       RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00 FesterFan1 04-17-04 80
                   RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00 RudyRules 04-17-04 81
 At least... KScott 04-16-04 15
   Awwww . . . poor KScotty SurvivaBear 04-16-04 18
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... desert_rhino 04-16-04 16
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... SurvivaBear 04-16-04 22
 That... probably clueless 04-16-04 20
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... AZ_Leo 04-16-04 21
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... okaloosajohn 04-16-04 24
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... nailbone 04-16-04 29
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... PagongRatEater 04-16-04 30
       Today's Mallard Fillmore okaloosajohn 04-16-04 42
           RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore Devious Weasel 04-16-04 57
               RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore okaloosajohn 04-16-04 59
                   RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore Devious Weasel 04-16-04 60
                       RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore blacknwhitedog 04-16-04 61
                       RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore nailbone 04-16-04 62
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Jims02 04-16-04 25
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Estee 04-16-04 26
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... tig_ger 04-16-04 28
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Lisapooh 04-16-04 32
       RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... tig_ger 04-16-04 37
           RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Lisapooh 04-16-04 44
               RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Devious Weasel 04-16-04 45
                   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... wildchickenhunter 04-16-04 47
                   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... probably clueless 04-16-04 48
               RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... ginger 04-16-04 46
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... nailbone 04-16-04 31
   You're from Texas? okaloosajohn 04-16-04 36
       Yessir nailbone 04-16-04 50
           RE: Yessir PagongRatEater 04-16-04 51
               RE: Yessir probably clueless 04-16-04 53
               RE: Yessir nailbone 04-16-04 55
               RE: Yessir ExInterper 04-16-04 63
       RE: You're from Texas? LozengeofLove 04-16-04 54
           RE: You're from Texas? nailbone 04-16-04 56
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Esbea 04-16-04 52
 ha, ha, ha blacknwhitedog 04-16-04 58
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... KeithFan 04-16-04 66
 Ready... RudyRules 04-16-04 68
   SWOOP! RudyRules 04-16-04 69
 It could be worse... greenmonstah 04-16-04 70
   RE: It could be worse... RudyRules 04-16-04 72
 RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... RudyRules 04-16-04 71
   RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... Ricky 04-16-04 73
       RE: God help me . . . My daughter's... RudyRules 04-17-04 82

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tjstein 1960 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "All I can say is..."
Congratulations!


slice slice baby!

*giggles and runs away*

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2. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Why shouldn't Kerry lie about creating jobs? Bush has been doing it for the last 2+ million lost jobs... It's almost a tradition.
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3. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Just start laying subtle hints that the environment is not in need of our protection, and anyone who thinks it is won't go to heaven.

Man, I'm feeling a little 'clowny' today...almost posted something rather harsh.

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7. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Oh, she is already wanting to throw red paint on little girls that wear an outfit with a leopard print.

Must send her to a re-education camp this summer!
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13. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
btw, you aren't sending her to PUBLIC schools, are you?
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4. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
It's important that we get them while their young.

But that is funny that a 6 year old has so much to say about politics.


if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit next to me.

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5. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
There are worse things than being a Democrat - you know, like a Republican.
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6. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
SurvivaBear,
I am truly sorry for your loss


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8. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
ROFL ... And here I was being embarassed because Kerry is traveling with Bon Jovi. Your kid has so much more depth than I do.
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74. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Well then, what is the state of Kerry's candidacy?

(a) Livin' on a Prayer
(b) Bad Medicine
(c) Blaze of Glory
(d) One Wild Night

"How 'bout a birdy? I got a little birdy right here."
Bon Jovi fan since 1986. Are they touring again?

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75. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Could be all of the above, but I think "B" fits best.


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Seriously, they are doing a college tour with John Kerry. *shakes head sadly*

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9. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Get her the Spongebob Squarepants - Season One DVD. She'll be deprogrammed by episode 4!


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10. "This summer . . ."
she will start the Sean Hannity Academy for Freedom
j/k
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11. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
LAST EDITED ON 04-16-04 AT 11:31 AM (EST)

One of my kids had this and I had to prescribe: 3 Reagan Videos, a Willie Horton commercial and hang a framed picture of Mike Dukakis in a tank over her bad. If no response, tie her down and make her rewatch the entire Carter presidency. And make sure you are watching, FOX news so she can get the "fair and balanced" perspective of Mr. Kerry,

Good luck and God Speed!

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35. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
3 Reagan Videos, a Willie Horton commercial and...a framed picture of Mike Dukakis in a tank...

AKA Bush the Elder's entire campaign strategy.

Fester

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49. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Almost....except Dukakis did the tank to himself! (don't these people have advisors?)

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76. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Ahhhhhhhh, now I understand the framed autograghed photo of Nancy Reagan that my MIL sent to my child.



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12. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
I think it just proves you raised her right!


Maybe when she grows up, she'll be like the bizarro Ari Fleischer.

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14. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Fear not!!!!!
There is an old saying that goes something like.....
If you are young and not liberal, you have no heart.
If you are old and not conservative, you have no brains.

Liberalism......most of us grow out of it!!!!



Flying my car to the nudie bar!

I never understand why Presidents(on either side) promise to create more jobs......Presidents don'tcreate jobs. Only in a communist/socialist economy does the president create jobs!

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17. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Only in a communist/socialist economy does the president create jobs!

Exactly, the modern Democratic party is the Socialist party of America. (Although, thanks to that great patriot Joe McCarthy, we no longer have a functioning Communist party in the U.S.)

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19. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
that great patriot Joe McCarthy

this *was* a joke, right?

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23. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
let's hope so.
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27. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Sorry, I have been reading Ann Coulter's book, Treason. She alledges that FDR and Truman led to the Cold War by actively harboring Soviet spies in the highest echelons of govt. It was not until Ronald Reagan's stance of strength that we were able to trounce Communism. Well, it is one view of history, anyway.
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33. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Must....

not.........

respond.....

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34. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Good boy.



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38. "Aw, C'mon"
J/K- After I finish the book, I plan to start an incredibly contentious thresd debating the merits of Ms. Coulter's arguments. You can save it until then.

You know I *heart* you JV
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40. "RE: Aw, C'mon"
Reading Ann Coulter to get the truth is like reading a traffic sign to get cooking tips.

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43. "RE: Aw, C'mon"
I would say it's more akin to reading "Goldilocks and the 3 Bears" as your research on the behavior of bears in the wild.

Fester
On second thought, the "3 Bears" might be more truthful.

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64. "Ann Coulter"
I'm in, I'm in, I'm in!! (Quick-- gotta go get my Al Franken Bible so I have juicy Ann stories)

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41. "Ah, Ann Coulter"
The Right's answer to Michael Moore.

Fester

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39. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
the modern Democratic party is the Socialist party of America

You mean the same 'modern Democratic party' that embraced welfare-to-work, signed DOMA and NAFTA into law, and had a Republican Lite/Republican ticket in '00? They can't get to the center fast enough so they can waffle on every issue that comes down the pike.

Fester <-- Democrat until they moved the Party

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65. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Republican Lite/Republican ticket in '00?

You certainly don't mean the Presidential race do you Fester?

welfare-to-work, signed DOMA and NAFTA into law
Remember we had a Republican congress, and the big guy at the top stuck his finger in the air.

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79. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
LAST EDITED ON 04-17-04 AT 10:48 AM (EST)

You certainly don't mean the Presidential race do you Fester?

Yep. Lieberman is farther to the Right than some alleged Republicans on these boards. And while I had a lot of respect for Gore's commitment to public service, I wasn't 'feeling him', if you know what I mean.

Remember we had a Republican congress, and the big guy at the top stuck his finger in the air.

Yeah, I do. I also remember that Clinton championed all of them before he signed them. Which is pretty reprehensible on a lot of levels.

Fester <-- feeling betrayed by his 'party' since 1993.

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67. "RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00"
I certainly don't think you can mean ALGore and Willie Tanner.


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77. "RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00"
All a matter of perspective, I guess.

Fester
Willie Tanner? I missed that one.

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78. "RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00"
Good Morning Fester!



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80. "RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00"
Good morning, sweetoe. Just making a drive-by today. The weather is actually nice here, so I'm goin' out in it.

Fester
It may actually get to 80 tomorrow.

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81. "RE: Republican Lite/Republican '00"
Wille Tanner was the father on "ALF" I'm pretty sure Joe Lieberman played him, although he denies it.


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15. "At least..."
LAST EDITED ON 04-16-04 AT 11:35 AM (EST)

she has her priorities straight!

- of course it's a Slicey!
thanks the Bear for the laugh, I am not having a good Friday..

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18. "Awwww . . . poor KScotty"
At least it is Friday! Relax I hope things get better.

Hmmmm, maybe I should start a "Cheer up KScott" thresd . . .
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16. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
maybe the whole problem here is an "activist teacher."

If they don't follow the state-approved curriculum, I say jail 'em.

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22. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Yea, can you believe they had the audacity to teach science the other day . . . to girls!

A mother, who homeschools her children, finished for the year two months ago.
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20. "That..."
is cute. But also one of the reasons I don't have kids.


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21. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Congratulations! You are obviously a wonderful father and an example to all parents everywhere. Have you considered writing a book on your techiniques? Keep up the good work!!
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24. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Yeah. I may have mentioned that my youngest decided she was a Democrat and that she actually voted for Bubba the first time (it was her first presidential election and she got too close to him when he was stumping in Orlando...you have to give the guy credit...he could turn on the charm and charisma).

But then she started to work for a living.

I had to laugh when she called me after getting her first pay check, demanding to know where the heck the rest of her money was...



Hopefully, you can talk some sense into her before she actually starts voting!

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29. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
And who is this guy, FICA, anyway!!



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30. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
That DOES turn out to be such a seminal moment for so many of us.

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42. "Today's Mallard Fillmore"

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57. "RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore"
It's a great idea - there's no way the average family could get the goods and services they get from the government as cheaply as they do by paying taxes. Why, private police and fire service alone would be double/triple what most people pay a year in taxes.

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59. "RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore"
Interesting. Where do you live that your withholding taxes go to local police and fire departments?


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60. "RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore"
Sorry - I was speaking about taxes in general. The average anti-tax arguer seems to feel that no practical benefit is gained from paying taxes.

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61. "RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore"
the argument is not against taxes per se, but against high taxes and the method used to collect taxes- payroll witholding

some feel that we are lulled into a false sense of complacency due to witholding

if we got one tax bill on April 15 for the whole year- people would be squawking about taxes- so the argument goes

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62. "RE: Today's Mallard Fillmore"
LAST EDITED ON 04-16-04 AT 04:53 PM (EST)

The problem is that most of the practical benefits are overshadowed by carp like those bridges in Alaska, referenced in another thresd.



Cool new sig courtesy of Jslice o-

BTW, I can no longer properly spell "thread"...or "love"...thanks to you people.

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25. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
IMO, kids tend to be more liberal when they're young anyway. I can see a couple reasons why kids wouldn't like Bush.


Of course, kids can't vote now and they usually flipflop later anyway...

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26. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
If you're really that desperate, I guess you could always go in search of the classic, time-proven solution. But don't you think she's a little young to be mugged?

(Give six-year olds the vote! How's that for a Constitional amendment?)

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28. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
LOL. OMG, that is so cute.

My mom is a staunch Democrat and my dad is a staunch Republican. My dad figured he "won" when both my brother and I registered Republican. My mom blames private schools.


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32. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
my dad once announced at a family meal that, as the lone Democrat among his offspring, I was the only one of his kids with any sense.

Of course, he also announced at a different family meal that I was the biggest disappointment of his life, so he's prone to rash statements.

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37. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
He's disappointed that one of his kids has sense?

Heck, if you are his biggest disappointment, he's pretty much had a charmed life. (Shouldn't he vote Republican then? ) We can all hope our kids turn out as "bad" as you did. (*hugs*)


My husband's family was insanely disappointed that my husband married a Republican. Never mind that I am more liberal than they are on certain issues...

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44. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Don't be silly - his "who's the best kid" ratings fluctuate dramatically based on things like: choice of spouse, career, major, political party, wardrobe and hair decisions, child-rearing, lawn care, cooking, floorcovering, grill operations, car interior upkeep, etc.

We all get our time in the dungeon and on the pedastal.

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45. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
When the Weasel sons reach the appropriate age, promptness in volunteering to shovel snow will go a long way towards establishing favorite child status.

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47. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"

Come on DW, this is not a problem!

It is a known fact the Iowa has a state law that says, If you can't shovel snow you can't graduate from high school."
Your kids will shovel snow!


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48. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Couldn't you, wouldn't you...want to be my neighbor?


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46. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
I'm picuring a family applause meter. Lisa has a great beat, but she forgot to do the dishes, so we're knocking her down to number two...



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31. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Sounds like somebody needs a good beatin'...



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Hey, I'm from Texas, remember?

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36. "You're from Texas?"
Oh, good!

Could you please validate this site for us?

http://www.talltexian.com/talltexiansfunnybone/id38.htm



Now entering Texas. Please have you passports and visas ready...

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50. "Yessir"
LAST EDITED ON 04-16-04 AT 01:44 PM (EST)

All true. I would amend #18, however, to include all colleges in the state of Texas.



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51. "RE: Yessir"
Even Rice?

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53. "RE: Yessir"
Condeliza has a school?


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55. "RE: Yessir"
Well, some of 'em are OK. The MOB is hilarious.


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63. "RE: Yessir"
As a proud Owl, class of 2002, I know you weren't just dissin' on Rice.


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But to me it seems quite clear that it's all just a little bit of history repeating." -- Propellerheads

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54. "RE: You're from Texas?"
Due to the annoyingness factor of the background music, this site, and all others containing MIDI music, are hereby declared invalid by Ordinance 22A of the Sector for Citizens Against Terrible Websites.

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56. "RE: You're from Texas?"
Amen to that!! At least put an "off" button.


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52. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Not that anything works with a 6 year old who has made up their mind about something......

They both have the same "job projection". Not that either one is going to do it, unless you count hourly employees and find a way to make migrant workers fit into the equation.
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58. "ha, ha, ha"
Here's a good one. I don't really listen to Rush Limbaugh much cause I don't find him all that entertaining. But I happened to be in my car this afternoon instead of at work and I heard him suggest something about Pat Buchanan making an excellent running mate for Kerry cause then he could get the dems AND the conservatives behind him. At least I think it was a joke.

gosh, if you get a few more jobs, you might not have time for OT!

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66. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Ah kids!

Don't be too worried about it, my 7 year old alternates being Ann Coulter one day and Hillary Clinton the next.

You just have to do what I do and patiently explain that many people, including mommy and daddy, have different opinions on things, and that doesn't make either of them bad people. It's just that the Democrats are a bunch of poopy headed commies who want to take all your money so someone else can get by without doing any work, but they have the right to their opinion.

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68. "Ready..."
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69. "SWOOP!"

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70. "It could be worse..."
She could have voted for Perot...

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72. "RE: It could be worse..."
OR Worse yet... Nader!

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71. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
HORRORS!!!
She attends...P-u-b-l-i-c schools????


What were you thinking?

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73. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Well don't worry four more years of Bush and there will be no more tax dollars to fund public schools. Gotta ship all of our money to Iraq to force freedom on them. BTW - Can you really force someone to be free if they don't want it ? But I digress...
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82. "RE: God help me . . . My daughter's a Democrat!"
Honestly I HOPE and PRAY that there are no more FEDERAL tax dollars to support public schools (even though Bush has GREATLY INCREASED federal aid to schools). Schools should be a state/local issue.


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