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DarkLotus 344 desperate attention whore postings
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05-02-02, 10:56 AM (EST)
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"Future gigs for our S4 campers"
OK, so we all know that our favorite knuckleheads only got on Survivor for one reason, and that's to become rich and famous. So with that in mind, where will our Survivors pop up next?

Rob n Robert- cameos on The Sopranos as dueling mobsters. Tony caps them both.

Zoe- Vince McMahon finally gets his wish: A Survivor contestant in the ring. She is fired when Vince realizes that she can't cut a promo.

Sean- gets a show on OLN. The first show features swimming and horseback riding.

Paschal- a guest shot on the People's Court... as an audience member.

- Dark Lotus
"My balls... my balls... my balls..." - Sean Rector

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 RE: Future gigs for our S4 campers Bebo 05-02-02 1
 RE: Future gigs for our S4 campers hrc2u 05-02-02 2
 RE: Future gigs for our S4 campers Kxerxes 05-02-02 3
   RE: Future gigs for our S4 campers Dakota 05-02-02 4

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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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05-02-02, 11:15 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Future gigs for our S4 campers"
John - Island Cooking with John Carroll, premiering soon on the Food Network. He'll start each episode with a monologue, during which he'll wave a knife around.

Tammy - Xena's back, and better than ever!

Vee - Tapped to start in a sequel for the Coen brothers, The Girl Who Wasn't There.

Kathy - Announcer at monster truck rallies. Doesn't even need a microphone.

Patricia - Momma Nacho's Children's Hour on PBS. Teaches children how to put their things in their proper places, depending on how the trees have been named.

fluent in Sarcastic, Blahblah, and Mockery

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2. "RE: Future gigs for our S4 campers"
LAST EDITED ON 05-02-02 AT 01:09 PM (EST)

John (Charlie Brown) and Robert(Linus) and Gabe (Boy who plays the piano) will be in the New Human version of Charlie Brown Goes to Summer Camp


In Theaters next summer the new Charlie Brown Goes to Summer Camp; Starring John Carroll as "Charlie Brown, Robert as Linus, and Gabe as the boy who plays the piano, Lucy will be played by Neleh, Peppermint Patty will be performed by Tammy, Marcy to be played by Kathy.

This fall on CBS "The All New Three's Company". Starring Rob M, Sarah, and Kathy.

Announcing the new Center Square on Hollywood Square; Sean Rector.

Appearing with Barnum and Bailey's Circus. The amazing Fish Lady Zoe Zandikas, and the high wire walker Tammy L.
And the invisible Vee.

Indian Jones and the Cannibals, Starring Pascal English and Neleh Dennis

The new Host of Junk Yard wars with Hunter and Zoe Zandakis.

Your on Candid Camera with Peter

The Croc Hunter with Gina and Kathy

Breaking News....... Kathy to be the next Victoria Secrets model for "the bra that doesn't jiggle"
Kathy is the new spokes person for Jello
Kathy the signs major deal with Tide to get the hard stains out
Neleh to be the new miss clairol with new song;
I'm going was that streak right out of hair
with miss clairols "loving care"
Tammy to do commerials for Epilady. OUCH!!!
Sean for Beano.
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05-02-02, 12:54 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Future gigs for our S4 campers"
If you want to know what they'll be doing, I saw a pretty nasty omen for them.

I'm pretty sure I saw Jenna (S1) and Lindsey (S3) in an Eminem video last night. I only saw it for a second, but they were (and I'm not making this up) trying to keep their balance on a piece of crap in Elvis' toilet. Geez, some jokes just write themselves.

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05-02-02, 01:50 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Future gigs for our S4 campers"
I foresee a new version of Friends, called Friends???. While the network is still negotiating contracts, the word around tinsel town is that the writers are working on the following cast members:

Starring:
Colleen
Colby
Jeri
Frank
Brandon
Colleen
Gabe
Kelly
Susan
Zoe
Tammy

Richard and Rudy will be regulars as the quirky, "odd couple" neighbors.
Guest appearances are expected by Hunter, perhaps with a short-lived love interest with one of the Friends, and there is anticipation of a cameo of the bean nazi, Clarence, who is practicing No beans for you! as this article is being written. Producers were interested in Greg Buis, but he is rumored to be camping somewhere near Uzbekistan at last report.


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